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    I SUCK WITH GIRLS AND NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME (especially my ex-wife!) 4

    Old thread was long as hell.

    Title is SLIGHTLY misleading, let's just say I'm still married - for now. I don't really have time or energy to go into details right now but it's dumb and draining.

    Otherwise, life owns. I'm done with my masters' (well, was a few months ago) and have a salaried position so I guess I'm doing better than 80% of America right now v0v.

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    Seconded.

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    Hey man, you didn't need her anyway.


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    I may need coffee to process this.

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    Shit, sorry to hear that viper.

    DRUNK POST INCOMING: My ex who I've been sexing lately left a party that we were both at with another dude. I felt slightly jelly but :LOGIC: entered my head and I know that she doesn't owe me anything and can of course sleep with other dudes. No biggie, I get back to partying with my friends (bday party). Then she texts me "why didn't you stop me." I reply with something like "you can do whatever you want." Then she says that she's frustrated with me and really wants me. I ask why she's with that dude if she wants me? No reply of course. Her hands are probably too busy to text. Ah well, I really should have moved on from that anyway, hard tho when the sex is good.

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    Don't even get me started. I could write pages, but I'm not sure it would be good for me.

    Carry on. -_-

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lachesis VII View Post
    Don't even get me started. I could write pages, but I'm not sure it would be good for me.

    Carry on. -_-
    Was beginning to wonder where she's been. Sorry to hear hear that mate.

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    Ok, I should offer an update on my situation to those who don't usually are on IRC at the sametime I am or those who are always curious, I currently have a girl friend Annie a first for me on a whole, since I never imagined ever dating in my life and never imagined anyone had any romantic interest in me whatsoever. This came about when she offered to help me, by providing prostate simulation aka putting fingers up my anal cavity. Though I could say that I thought the experience was very positive, I don't have any feelings of pleasure from such activities. However through this experiment I was able realize that I did have erotic zones that provide I wouldn't say pleasure, but at least some level of joy through massages that Annie provided.

    Overall, ever since getting a girl friend I have realized that I've always been a hopeless romantic, which I shunned in order to lessen the pain that has developed due to my severely scarred quote on quote monster penis, which in a certain sense forbids be any sexual usage of it, without major pain. And as already discussed, it's a low priority for me too cure both because of the costs as well as it doesn't affect my relationship with Annie in the least. So true are my other defects such as my scars that I have received due to parental abuse before I escaped that hell hole, my food allergies which limit what I can eat or drink, and some of my deep psychological issues which I won't share, have no affect on Annie in the least. I think I have lucked out here, some one who can understand me and accept me for who I am, something that I used to think impossible but now....

    And Annie is such a kind person, so generous, so lovable her laugh just makes you want to laugh, she is intelligent shes no ogre focused only the pleasure, she is well versed in many languages and cultures, and seems exceedingly well travel. Yet she can be so sarcastic, has such a dark humor streak that you sometimes have to wonder whether she is joking or is being serious.

    So in conclusion the current situation is major step up from where it was a couple months ago, I have girl friend, I'm enjoying life, summer is in full view, my casts are off, I'm starting to exercise, I'm eating, everything is going great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EchoEpsilon23 View Post
    awesum.
    Bro-fukin-fist m8. Good to hear.

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    Sounds like things are going amazingly well and its really quite inspirational to hear such positivity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EchoEpsilon23 View Post
    baws
    I know most of this from chatting on IRC but it is awesome to hear it again dude. Maybe there is truth in the saying "Good things come to those who wait"

    Also DAMNIT:

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to EchoEpsilon23 again.



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    big up echo

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    big up echo.

    and viper - hope things improve with the wifey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viper Shizzle View Post
    Old thread was long as hell.

    Title is SLIGHTLY misleading, let's just say I'm still married - for now. I don't really have time or energy to go into details right now but it's dumb and draining.

    Otherwise, life owns. I'm done with my masters' (well, was a few months ago) and have a salaried position so I guess I'm doing better than 80% of America right now v0v.
    Why does the word details link to a survey site?

    Sucks to hear about the wife m8m8m8

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    Big up, Echo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacul View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Viper Shizzle View Post
    Old thread was long as hell.

    Title is SLIGHTLY misleading, let's just say I'm still married - for now. I don't really have time or energy to go into details right now but it's dumb and draining.

    Otherwise, life owns. I'm done with my masters' (well, was a few months ago) and have a salaried position so I guess I'm doing better than 80% of America right now v0v.
    Why does the word details link to a survey site?

    Sucks to hear about the wife m8m8m8
    It doesn't? Also big up Echo mate

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    Echo - nice one mate

    Viper - bummer

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    Im really happy for you echo. And glad your.post was the one I decided to read with only 10% battery left.on.this.pretty terrible train ride.

    Big ups!

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    she sounds like a keeper, echo. big up.

    I feel like a douche for not giving any update on my situation aswell, especially after spilling my emotions out in the previous thread.
    But i guess that my uh, fears of a threesome with the most amazing girl i've ever met and her vomit-inducing slut of a friend are sort of over. Words have been exchanged, mutual hostility has been established, and my girlfriend is now perfectly aware of how deeply i despise rebecca.
    Best part of it, she was at this party my girlfriend held a few weeks ago, and ofc was the only one that wanted to sleep over afterwards. While there were no verbal objections, what my girlfriend did do was invite me to her bedroom, lock the door and start humping so loudly so that bitch woke up and had nothing else to do other than awkwardly wait untill the morning or fuck off. She did the latter. Afaik they are still friends, but that's probably because rebecca doesn't really have anyone else. Which doesn't surprise me at all.

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