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    [Wednesday] Anticipation

    Waiting for a call from a girl I haven't spoken to in exactly a decade. Might not actually happen, but you never know?


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    double wrap just to be sure

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    this is in regards to a high school reunion, not sticking it in her pooper

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    or just stick it in her pooper

    edit: not quick enough, so cum in her nose

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    You should use protection at the "reunion" too.

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    make sure to use Icyhot for lube.

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    I'm looking to persuade a girl to help me with one of my sexual fantasies. I want to lie down naked and act like a 1 year old. I want the girl to be dressed like a babysitter. She has to babysit me and acts in a nurturing way, as if i were one. I want her to cuddle and tickle me and I will respond by giggling like a baby. I want her to let me play with her boobs and suck on them and also to jerk me off, but i want her to do it in a way that controls the situation, for example the first few times i reach for her boobs she should slap my hand away and give a firm "no", but eventually i will start to cry and she will let me. I will also struggle a little bit when she jerks me off but she will be forceful and "hold me down".

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    Its not even tuesday

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus xero View Post
    I'm looking to persuade a girl to help me with one of my sexual fantasies. I want to lie down naked and act like a 1 year old. I want the girl to be dressed like a babysitter. She has to babysit me and acts in a nurturing way, as if i were one. I want her to cuddle and tickle me and I will respond by giggling like a baby. I want her to let me play with her boobs and suck on them and also to jerk me off, but i want her to do it in a way that controls the situation, for example the first few times i reach for her boobs she should slap my hand away and give a firm "no", but eventually i will start to cry and she will let me. I will also struggle a little bit when she jerks me off but she will be forceful and "hold me down".

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    Quote Originally Posted by XenosisReaper View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by marcus xero View Post
    I'm looking to persuade a girl to help me with one of my sexual fantasies. I want to lie down naked and act like a 1 year old. I want the girl to be dressed like a babysitter. She has to babysit me and acts in a nurturing way, as if i were one. I want her to cuddle and tickle me and I will respond by giggling like a baby. I want her to let me play with her boobs and suck on them and also to jerk me off, but i want her to do it in a way that controls the situation, for example the first few times i reach for her boobs she should slap my hand away and give a firm "no", but eventually i will start to cry and she will let me. I will also struggle a little bit when she jerks me off but she will be forceful and "hold me down".

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    Seems like Marcus has discovered the copypasta.

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    It's 3:30 AM and I have work in 3:30.

    I have decided to spent the last 5 hours playing Silent Hill: Homecoming.

    Fuck. Fuckety fuck fuckkkkkkkk.

    No sleep for me then.

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    SIR,

    LAST TIME I CALLED YOU OUT FOR YOUR NEG REPING I GAVE YOU THE CHANCE TO OWN UP TO WHAT YOU HAD DONE.
    THIS TIME I WILL NOT BE SO KIND

    I PRESENT YOU THE NEGREPPER



    POSTING THE SOURCE TO A GIF IN THE GIF THREAD.
    PLEASE TRY TO NOT BE A PONY FAGGOT IN THE FUTURE.

    I DEMAND JUSTICE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ctrlchris View Post
    SIR,

    LAST TIME I CALLED YOU OUT FOR YOUR NEG REPING I GAVE YOU THE CHANCE TO OWN UP TO WHAT YOU HAD DONE.
    THIS TIME I WILL NOT BE SO KIND

    I PRESENT YOU THE NEGREPPER



    POSTING THE SOURCE TO A GIF IN THE GIF THREAD.
    PLEASE TRY TO NOT BE A PONY FAGGOT IN THE FUTURE.

    I DEMAND JUSTICE.
    It's okay mate, he got lolfracted

    Also someone gimme more rep, I want to make a pattern on my settings page

    edit, well that was quick, now I need 4 greens and I'll have a fibonnaci sequence
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    THIS IS NOT ABOUT THE REP
    ITS ABOUT THE HONOR

    ITS ABOUT THE VENGEANCE

    ITS ABOUT THE JUSTICE

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    Quote Originally Posted by ctrlchris View Post
    THIS IS NOT ABOUT THE REP
    ITS ABOUT THE HONOR

    ITS ABOUT THE VENGEANCE

    ITS ABOUT THE JUSTICE
    HONO(u)R

    GOODFITES

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus xero View Post
    I'm looking to persuade a girl to help me with one of my sexual fantasies. I want to lie down naked and act like a 1 year old. I want the girl to be dressed like a babysitter. She has to babysit me and acts in a nurturing way, as if i were one. I want her to cuddle and tickle me and I will respond by giggling like a baby. I want her to let me play with her boobs and suck on them and also to jerk me off, but i want her to do it in a way that controls the situation, for example the first few times i reach for her boobs she should slap my hand away and give a firm "no", but eventually i will start to cry and she will let me. I will also struggle a little bit when she jerks me off but she will be forceful and "hold me down".
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