Chatting up space women...

[Ituralde]

"I've had a crush on you for years"

[C-2]

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Channel I -31108403
Channel Name: Private Chat (alone)
Listener: Player9384325
Session started: 2012.06.04 19:13:20
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[ 2012.06.04 19:13:24 ] Suosib Sorg > o/
[ 2012.06.04 19:13:25 ] Player9384325 > Hey there
[ 2012.06.04 19:13:38 ] Player9384325 > I've just come back from some leet PVP and need a little nanite paste rubbed on my blasters.
[ 2012.06.04 19:13:53 ] Player9384325 > I could do with my drone bay emtpying, too
[ 2012.06.04 19:14:59 ] Player9384325 > Baby? What do you say?
[ 2012.06.04 19:15:48 ] Suosib Sorg > Hum, I'm not the kind of girl you are looking for I think
[ 2012.06.04 19:16:03 ] Player9384325 > I think you're exactly the kind I'm looking for
[ 2012.06.04 19:16:16 ] Player9384325 > Part way between an exotic dancer and a Breeder Slave.
[ 2012.06.04 19:16:27 ] Player9384325 > With all the feist of a slaver hound
[ 2012.06.04 19:16:59 ] Suosib Sorg > I have to admit you are funny lol
[ 2012.06.04 19:17:51 ] Player9384325 > How about I come round to your captain's quarters and pour you a quafe?
[ 2012.06.04 19:19:33 ] Suosib Sorg > Nah, I've some paperwork to finish...
[ 2012.06.04 19:20:05 ] Suosib Sorg > You know the kind of things that already give headache
[ 2012.06.04 19:21:01 ] Suosib Sorg > But tell me about you. What kind of a bad boy you are to have a bounty on your head?
[ 2012.06.04 19:23:18 ] Player9384325 > Ohh, I'm a wanted man. Running from the Amarr police after having a bit of a fling with the empress. Y'know how it is.
[ 2012.06.04 19:24:34 ] Suosib Sorg > Actually I do not like those Amarr so much to be honest
[ 2012.06.04 19:24:50 ] Suosib Sorg > I mean, business stuff appart
[ 2012.06.04 19:25:34 ] Player9384325 > Ohh, so you're more into the Gallente, then?
[ 2012.06.04 19:25:49 ] Suosib Sorg > Oh yes, I do!
[ 2012.06.04 19:26:00 ] Player9384325 > I'm 90% Gallente, baby
[ 2012.06.04 19:26:27 ] Player9384325 > Want to see my thorax?
[ 2012.06.04 19:26:45 ] Suosib Sorg > And what about the other 10%? -just curious-
[ 2012.06.04 19:27:14 ] Player9384325 > Minmatar, for that extra... speed and agility
[ 2012.06.04 19:28:03 ] Suosib Sorg > Thorax.... pssss, do you really impress some girls with that?
[ 2012.06.04 19:28:33 ] Player9384325 > They just love being interdicted by the Phobos. For you, I'd pull out my Iteron Mark IV
[ 2012.06.04 19:31:12 ] Suosib Sorg > That's the ship you use to get your quafe?
[ 2012.06.04 19:32:19 ] Player9384325 > Mhm. It's almost fully loaded right now. My hardeners just need engaging.
[ 2012.06.04 19:34:27 ] Suosib Sorg > Oh, see that: you've studied at University of Caille?
[ 2012.06.04 19:34:44 ] Player9384325 > Yep; class of '10
[ 2012.06.04 19:34:47 ] Player9384325 > The swinging' year
[ 2012.06.04 19:35:03 ] Suosib Sorg >
[ 2012.06.04 19:35:07 ] Player9384325 > Anyway
[ 2012.06.04 19:35:10 ] Player9384325 > this is getting freaking awkward
[ 2012.06.04 19:35:13 ] Player9384325 > Bye xD

Pretty decent firstpost tbh.

I was thinking the same thing.



Also when my wife and I first met (online) I asked her if her pally friend healing her made her wet...she said no but when she gets BOP'd she does.

Love at first failtroll~

edit: yes I met my wife on wow - she also began playing eve but didn't tell me till she could fly logistics to heal me

[Sparq]

"Nice ship, fancy a bum?"

[ValorousBob]

Sweet jesus, a neckbeard version of the "Can I Tap That" game. I think this is the wrong game for this though, it's funnier when it's actually girls/women that you're talking too.

[Soapy5]

page 2 is best page. Also,

inb4 someone gets a gay secks encounter irl

[Marlona Sky]

Gonna go ahead and toss out a +1 just to piss you guys off. :P

[Tellenta]

Oh hey my pvp character is female, I'll be waiting larky~~~

[CCP Drealar]

Oh man, I'm gonna be all over this.

[Chakrai]

baby i got bigger guns than a naglfar

[Lana Torrin]

Lark seriously if you wanted to cyber with my hot avatar you just had to PM me.. No need for a thread about it to cover it up.

[Cerbus]

Want to see my thorax?

Welcome to Failheap you're going to fit right in.

[rojomojo915]

If only eve filtered 'ferox'.

[SpaceSperge]

Update: This morning, s/he contracted me 6 spiced wine and asked me to retire to "her" captain's quarters. I'm scared.

[Snake]

Confirming Lark is high as shit on bath salts...

A snippit from our internal forums:

I'm ill as fuck at the moment and drunk and high on cough syrup lol.
Also I'm having an existential crisis lol.
So give me 48 hours. If you see me in game don't respond to my orders til Thursday at least.

inb4 we lose more really expensive shit stupidly.

[Rakshasa The Cat]

What does the EULA say about sending jizzle pic links?

They will of course be mine so no copyrights will be breached.

[Daneel Trevize]

He did actually put something in the serious mental health thread, which is a no trolling zone.

We love you lark. I mean, my female alt loves you..?

[Amantus]

lark your bad

[Varcaus]

He did actually put something in the serious mental health thread, which is a no trolling zone.

We love you lark. I mean, my female alt loves you..?

He removed his post welp.

[Shiodome]

is it wrong that i pretty much have always done this anyway? (but the other way around... my character is female).

[Tyrus Tenebros]

is it wrong that i pretty much have always done this anyway? (but the other way around... my character is female).

I have some bad news for you....