Inb4 [Friday]

[Dr Halberstam]

I've learned how to have lucid dreams. It is awesome.

I can now say for a certainty that pinching yourself in a dream does in fact not cause you to wake up.

Having a dog bite your hand does though.

Please share, all I have managed so far is some semi-control in waking minutes, usually ending up with me being aware that I'm dreaming and trying to control said dream, thus waking up.

Also some friend in Israel posted this on FB, not sure if serious

[marcus xero]

guns and almost nekkid women, this is truly God's country

[rojomojo915]

Had a dream I died in a plane crash last night on a commercial jet, felt way too real.

[marcus xero]

also, on the way back down Snowdon yesterday, some cunt slipped and fell on my ankle at a difficult section, I now have a twisted ankle

cunt

[halbarad]

Need to head straight to Kirkcaldy though. Which is shit.

Confirming Kirkcaldy is shit.

I've only got a few hours left and then I get to go home and tidy up a bit then probably join up on the Fearless. roam as Exequrororor is pro.

[firefoxx80]

Happy happies Hels and Loire.

I have to respond to a proposal at work. Proposal is that they should break up our office and move staff to more appropriate areas, makes lots of sense, but I dont want to sound like a twat in my reply.

[Vaksai]

I've learned how to have lucid dreams. It is awesome.

I can now say for a certainty that pinching yourself in a dream does in fact not cause you to wake up.

Having a dog bite your hand does though.

Please share, all I have managed so far is some semi-control in waking minutes, usually ending up with me being aware that I'm dreaming and trying to control said dream, thus waking up.

This works for me at least (Works best if you're really tired, obviously)

Lie down on your back, arms on your sides, and don't move. At all. It's hard not to move, cause all those small itches that you unconsciously scratch are gonna start building up. Close your eyes, and whenever you're starting to feel like you're about to fall asleep, open your eyes and focus on a point in the roof or ahead of you until you feel you're not immediately gonna fall asleep if you close your eyes, but do not move your head or arms or legs or anything (obviously don't stop breathing...). After a few times of doing this (takes 10-15 mins for me) you're gonna start feeling a slight pressure on your chest, and everything just sounds a lot louder. This is when you want to open your eyes one last time and close them.

Congratz, that's how I do it. The first couple of times it's hard to actually do anything in the dream without waking up, it's a really strange feeling knowing that you're actually dreaming.

Another cool thing is that I remember crystal clear all I did in the dreams for days, as opposed to normal dreams, which fade after a few minutes.

[Dirk Magnum]

I had the munchies last night so I ate a whole pizza. I feel like a huge fatass this morning now. But damn was that good.

[EntroX]

I've learned how to have lucid dreams. It is awesome.

I can now say for a certainty that pinching yourself in a dream does in fact not cause you to wake up.

Having a dog bite your hand does though.

Please share, all I have managed so far is some semi-control in waking minutes, usually ending up with me being aware that I'm dreaming and trying to control said dream, thus waking up.

Also some friend in Israel posted this on FB, not sure if serious

considering i was in the army while i lived in israel, i can confirm that cute butts & guns are for real.

[Amantus]

i really want to go to israel. tel aviv seems cool you know




also i'm looking forward to getting like 10 weeks of pay at once (assuming I can get my boss to sign my pay forms before the end of next week derpo). should own actually.

[filingo]

i really want to go to israel. tel aviv seems cool you know




also i'm looking forward to getting like 10 weeks of pay at once (assuming I can get my boss to sign my pay forms before the end of next week derpo). should own actually.

[Nordstern]

I've learned how to have lucid dreams. It is awesome.

I can now say for a certainty that pinching yourself in a dream does in fact not cause you to wake up.

Having a dog bite your hand does though.

Please share, all I have managed so far is some semi-control in waking minutes, usually ending up with me being aware that I'm dreaming and trying to control said dream, thus waking up.

Also some friend in Israel posted this on FB, not sure if serious

it's real, god bless the IDF females

[Sparq]

What you should have said, chris, is that you were going to write F I V E T H O U S A N D, not 5000.

In retrospect, the reason should be obvious.

[Aurora148]

I sneezed into my drink accidentally

now there is a bogey floating in it

not sure if want

[Blutreiter]

Hmmm... Stoffl should arrive in Prague now any minute.

QUICK I NEED IDEAS!

[Varcaus]

bombs

[Blutreiter]

bombs

?

[Dirk Magnum]

Jagerbomb is a guido drink.

[Varcaus]

bombs

?

Yeah guess that works to

[tekai]

remember Stuxnet?

'merica & jews did it, nbs
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2...control-of-it/