I've seen cops camped out on the roadside plenty of mornings after long weekends, holidays, etc. RBT best BT.
Also Mike, it's okay as long as you kill/maim only yourself in the accident. That being said, I'd be pretty pissed if you collected a utility pole and cut the power in my neighbourhood. I'd ask you to be considerate towards others and at least try to ram yourself into a tree instead, but then you've already admitted you're essentially a selfish shit who habitually puts other people at mortal risk of your gross incompetence.
Maybe next time you get into a car while still drunk, you do everyone a favour and just idle the motor in the garage while a hose pipe feeds exhaust into the vehicle cabin where you're sitting. At least that way you're not deliberately endangering other drivers who're courteous enough not to drive off of their nut*.
* remember to leave the hand brake on and the gear in park.
How we doing?
EDIT: happy birthday helgur!