Eurovision 2012 - Azerbaijan free country is

[tekai]

The first semis were today and we have no thread yet for this historic event in the heart of europe?

Let's start with an overview of some of the contestants:


best I have seen so far Montenegro - Euro Neuro


official eutube channel http://www.youtube.com/user/eurovision?feature=watch

(and go Finno-Ugric again, those russian бабушкаs are actually Udmurtians)

[teds :D]

no terry wogan, no longer give a shit

[Traxio Nacho]

no terry wogan, no longer give a shit

Norton is no Wogan but he still gives an amusing commentary

Always fun to play the guess which Country will vote for who, normally all the eastern European ones which seem to make up 2/3 of the entries most years.

[punkboy101]

no terry wogan, no longer give a shit (not that I ever did anyway tbh)

[Phrixus Zephyr]

Not this shit again.

[tekai]

every year it's the same, no wogan no wogan, ja wogan wir denn hin? damn europhobes, it's one of most watched non-sports event with up to 600mil ppl who don't care about the wogan. But more importantly, why are you Irish sending Jedward again?

[teds :D]

every year it's the same, no wogan no wogan, ja wogan wir denn hin? damn europhobes, it's one of most watched non-sports event with up to 600mil ppl who don't care about the wogan. But more importantly, why are you Irish sending Jedward again?

if you'd had wogan, then cruely lost him you too would go 'fuck this, no wogan'

[Traxio Nacho]

every year it's the same, no wogan no wogan, ja wogan wir denn hin? damn europhobes, it's one of most watched non-sports event with up to 600mil ppl who don't care about the wogan. But more importantly, why are you Irish sending Jedward again?

Because they are Irish and couldn't find anything better.

[teds :D]

every year it's the same, no wogan no wogan, ja wogan wir denn hin? damn europhobes, it's one of most watched non-sports event with up to 600mil ppl who don't care about the wogan. But more importantly, why are you Irish sending Jedward again?

Because they are Irish and couldn't find anything better.

no, it's just one massive joke we like to play on the world. like riverdance.

[Traxio Nacho]

every year it's the same, no wogan no wogan, ja wogan wir denn hin? damn europhobes, it's one of most watched non-sports event with up to 600mil ppl who don't care about the wogan. But more importantly, why are you Irish sending Jedward again?

Because they are Irish and couldn't find anything better.

no, it's just one massive joke we like to play on the world. like riverdance.

River dance were talented, Jedward are just retarded.

[Mr Marram]

every year it's the same, no wogan no wogan, ja wogan wir denn hin? damn europhobes, it's one of most watched non-sports event with up to 600mil ppl who don't care about the wogan. But more importantly, why are you Irish sending Jedward again?

if you'd had wogan, then cruely lost him you too would go 'fuck this, no wogan'

P. much, solidly taking the piss out of every nation in Europe, under their noses without them realising for years.

So its going to go:
Eastern blocs will vote for russia or their gas gets turned off.
None of the middle eastern types vote for israel and all vote for each other/russia or get no more guns.

No one votes for GB because we put some shitty quarter finalist from x-factor 4 years ago up there and they are TERRIBLE/fat/so far up their own arse they can nearly see the sun, also the whole of Europe hates us.
Ireland does quite well because no one hates them, people probably feel sorry that they share a border with GB and its spite.

France and Germany dont vote each other and definately not GB, they probably vote for Holland or Belgium to piss each other off or sometime.
All the scandinavian countries vote for each other, except Iceland (and maybe finland) because they are weird.

Italy votes for the best looking lady but sadly cant vote for their own stripper/model/actress/pornstar they put up, they are amazed when their act gets very few points despite being beautiful sings like a strangled donkey.
Holland and Belgium put up REALLY WERID acts and get an oddly high number of votes, mostly from european countries like czech republic, spain, portugal, germany and france.

Some eastern european countries put up 'GREAT NATIONALIST SINGER' and still scores better than GB.


In the end, some slightly odd 'european' country (lol azerbaijan) will win and it all goes on next year, im going with moldova, macedonia or lithunia.

[Traxio Nacho]

every year it's the same, no wogan no wogan, ja wogan wir denn hin? damn europhobes, it's one of most watched non-sports event with up to 600mil ppl who don't care about the wogan. But more importantly, why are you Irish sending Jedward again?

if you'd had wogan, then cruely lost him you too would go 'fuck this, no wogan'

P. much, solidly taking the piss out of every nation in Europe, under their noses without them realising for years.

So its going to go:
Eastern blocs will vote for russia or their gas gets turned off.
None of the middle eastern types vote for israel and all vote for each other/russia or get no more guns.

No one votes for GB because we put some shitty quarter finalist from x-factor 4 years ago up there and they are TERRIBLE/fat/so far up their own arse they can nearly see the sun, also the whole of Europe hates us.
Ireland does quite well because no one hates them, people probably feel sorry that they share a border with GB and its spite.

France and Germany dont vote each other and definately not GB, they probably vote for Holland or Belgium to piss each other off or sometime.
All the scandinavian countries vote for each other, except Iceland (and maybe finland) because they are weird.

Italy votes for the best looking lady but sadly cant vote for their own stripper/model/actress/pornstar they put up, they are amazed when their act gets very few points despite being beautiful sings like a strangled donkey.
Holland and Belgium put up REALLY WERID acts and get an oddly high number of votes, mostly from european countries like czech republic, spain, portugal, germany and france.

Some eastern european countries put up 'GREAT NATIONALIST SINGER' and still scores better than GB.


In the end, some slightly odd 'european' country (lol azerbaijan) will win and it all goes on next year, im going with moldova, macedonia or lithunia.

So true, they need to change the name of it really as its not really Euro anymore.

[RoemySchneider]

nl gets votes...?
that'll be a first......

[Don Pellegrino]

That video was amazing.

[Chaot1c]

P. much, solidly taking the piss out of every nation in Europe, under their noses without them realising for years.

Every country has commentators like that.

No one votes for GB because we put some shitty quarter finalist from x-factor 4 years ago up there and they are TERRIBLE/fat/so far up their own arse they can nearly see the sun, also the whole of Europe hates us.

Engelbert Humperdinck

[Sandslinger]

Meh I always found Terry Wogan's entire conspiracy argument about Eurovision contest to be hilariously shortsighted thinking.

Try to look at it from another point of view, Eastern european music styles are very different from rest of europe's, It's pretty natural that they vote for the entries which most closely resemble the music they love.

This same argument goes for all the blocks. They are tied by cultural similarities which extend to musical styles. you will notice that whenever a country moves completely away from it's musical style that it tends not to attract it's own bloc.

In fact the most common winner is Ireland, which considering it isn't part of a larger block can only be attributed to the fact that irish music styles has been exported most widely and the style is now much more palatable across every EU country. But you know keep on theorizing about the grand eurovision conspiracy if it makes you feel closer to Wogan lulz

the amount of bitter from UK's people about the eurovision with the backdrop of Terry Wogan trying to make out he doesn't care is hilarious.
Frankly by the time your accusing entire countries of being part of some grand voting conspiracy you've pretty much declared just how much you do care.

[QUOTE=Chaot1c;460361]

P. much, solidly taking the piss out of every nation in Europe, under their noses without them realising for years.

HaHaHa, Ohh wow I love how so many British people truly feel UK is unique in some way. God I'm so glad I moved out. I mean the superiority complex was funny to begin with but the joke got old.

PS. No one really hates the UK, It's just considered a joke of western Europe. It's the island that carries a 200 year old superiority complex while topping the statistic for murder/poverty/drugabuse/poor health/poor education etc etc.

It's hilarious when your commentators get uppity from where we are sitting.

[tHornton]

Meh I always found Terry Wogan's entire conspiracy argument about Eurovision contest to be hilariously shortsighted thinking.

Try to look at it from another point of view, Eastern european music styles are very different from rest of europe's, It's pretty natural that they vote for the entries which most closely resemble the music they love.

This same argument goes for all the blocks. They are tied by cultural similarities which extend to musical styles. you will notice that whenever a country moves completely away from it's musical style that it tends not to attract it's own bloc.

In fact the most common winner is Ireland, which considering it isn't part of a larger block can only be attributed to the fact that irish music styles has been exported most widely and the style is now much more palatable across every EU country. But you know keep on theorizing about the grand eurovision conspiracy if it makes you feel closer to Wogan lulz

the amount of bitter from UK's people about the eurovision with the backdrop of Terry Wogan trying to make out he doesn't care is hilarious.
Frankly by the time your accusing entire countries of being part of some grand voting conspiracy you've pretty much declared just how much you do care.

i think honestly no1 cares not just terry wogan

[Traxio Nacho]

Meh I always found Terry Wogan's entire conspiracy argument about Eurovision contest to be hilariously shortsighted thinking.

Try to look at it from another point of view, Eastern european music styles are very different from rest of europe's, It's pretty natural that they vote for the entries which most closely resemble the music they love.

This same argument goes for all the blocks. They are tied by cultural similarities which extend to musical styles. you will notice that whenever a country moves completely away from it's musical style that it tends not to attract it's own bloc.

In fact the most common winner is Ireland, which considering it isn't part of a larger block can only be attributed to the fact that irish music styles has been exported most widely and the style is now much more palatable across every EU country. But you know keep on theorizing about the grand eurovision conspiracy if it makes you feel closer to Wogan lulz

the amount of bitter from UK's people about the eurovision with the backdrop of Terry Wogan trying to make out he doesn't care is hilarious.
Frankly by the time your accusing entire countries of being part of some grand voting conspiracy you've pretty much declared just how much you do care.

Or it is more likely shitty eastern European Countries vote for their neighbours because they are scared of being invaded, it has very little to do with music but who wants to keep who sweet or who dislike likes who, Turkey is it never vote for Cyprus?

It has been said a lot of Countries don't vote for the UK because they believe we don't take it seriously enough and take the piss out of it too much.

[Me]

best I have seen so far Montenegro - Euro Neuro

Montenegro best negro.

[whispous]

People vote for their favorite neighbors because they can't vote for themselves, that's all there is to it.