Diablo III is now waiting for 1,000,000 MF swap tears

[Isyel]

try to log in, game tells me there is a patch and needs to restart, launch launcher, game is up to date... blizzard wtf

[Space Panda]

i can't log in. fucking blizzard brutors!

[Vortex]

This Is going to get fixed wayyyyyyy before that chest location is going to.

Now with improved proper threadification.

[Sudden]

This Is going to get fixed wayyyyyyy before that chest location is going to.

Now with improved proper threadification.

That guy is a pub. To do this quick you only kill if it is Maghda or Khuul (spelling), if it is Mira you remake. With mirror image, venom hydra, and beam of frost 2/3 of those random bosses can be killed in under a minute (I have 21k dps currently)

[Vortex]

This Is going to get fixed wayyyyyyy before that chest location is going to.

Now with improved proper threadification.

That guy is a pub. To do this quick you only kill if it is Maghda or Khuul (spelling), if it is Mira you remake. With mirror image, venom hydra, and beam of frost 2/3 of those random bosses can be killed in under a minute (I have 21k dps currently)

Obviously you can improve upon the killrate. The point was not how efficient he was, but that its possible to skip the entire game to this point. Also, while not efficient, having tyreal solo content for you with seemingly no limit on how long you can stay dead will probably get the axe as well.

[Sudden]

This Is going to get fixed wayyyyyyy before that chest location is going to.

Now with improved proper threadification.

That guy is a pub. To do this quick you only kill if it is Maghda or Khuul (spelling), if it is Mira you remake. With mirror image, venom hydra, and beam of frost 2/3 of those random bosses can be killed in under a minute (I have 21k dps currently)

Obviously you can improve upon the killrate. The point was not how efficient he was, but that its possible to skip the entire game to this point. Also, while not efficient, having tyreal solo content for you with seemingly no limit on how long you can stay dead will probably get the axe as well.

An addendum to this, even being dead for only 3 seconds the Construct of Baal boss would leech himself to full life attacking Tyrael. Not sure about the other 2.

[filingo]

if only noobcake could adhere to the simple forum rules hidden in the stickied post RULES

[Popelmon]

This Is going to get fixed wayyyyyyy before that chest location is going to.

Now with improved proper threadification.

That guy is a pub. To do this quick you only kill if it is Maghda or Khuul (spelling), if it is Mira you remake. With mirror image, venom hydra, and beam of frost 2/3 of those random bosses can be killed in under a minute (I have 21k dps currently)

Obviously you can improve upon the killrate. The point was not how efficient he was, but that its possible to skip the entire game to this point. Also, while not efficient, having tyreal solo content for you with seemingly no limit on how long you can stay dead will probably get the axe as well.

An addendum to this, even being dead for only 3 seconds the Construct of Baal boss would leech himself to full life attacking Tyrael. Not sure about the other 2.

The other two don't have lifeleech so you can go make some coffee while Tyrael kills them if you want to. Or you know, just kill them because they are super easy (except that thing from Mira Aemon. Fuck her.).

[noobcake]

if only noobcake could adhere to the simple forum rules hidden in the stickied post RULES

if only you had a pair of balls...whats that, 4 infractions now where you've threatened to ban me?

OH lol...i've got my own rule! Not even Raksasha or Xenosis have rules specifically for them. You think thats some form of insult, lulz.

Keep coming at me, bro

[Stormscion]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEyk63UaBI4

[filingo]

if only noobcake could adhere to the simple forum rules hidden in the stickied post RULES

if only you had a pair of balls...whats that, 4 infractions now where you've threatened to ban me?

OH lol...i've got my own rule! Not even Raksasha or Xenosis have rules specifically for them. You think thats some form of insult, lulz.

Keep coming at me, bro

this is a diablo thread, if you want to flirt with me then pm. enjoy another infraction.

[FatFreddy]

I don't think I will play this game anymore, I haven't in a couple of days. Not even caring about my HC chars

[filingo]

this is a diablo thread, if you want to flirt with me then pm. enjoy another infraction.

can i have 5 infractions plz? These things dont even do shit...and youre the one who brought *this* shit into a D3 thread now. I love how youve decided I'm important enough to warrant a "NO NOOBCAKE" rule....I keep posting, you keep whining in PMs

Bitch, please.

You post shit. It gets reported. I infract you and tell you to get the fuck out. You get butthurt.

So, get the fuck out.

youre right...im so butthurt. Im honestly sitting here waiting for a ban that I know you have no authority to levy

you keep replying to me, this thread keeps getting derailed. Trololololol

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[Malaes]

this is a diablo thread, if you want to flirt with me then pm. enjoy another infraction.

can i have 5 infractions plz? These things dont even do shit...and youre the one who brought *this* shit into a D3 thread now. I love how youve decided I'm important enough to warrant a "NO NOOBCAKE" rule....I keep posting, you keep whining in PMs

Bitch, please.

You post shit. It gets reported. I infract you and tell you to get the fuck out. You get butthurt.

So, get the fuck out.

youre right...im so butthurt. Im honestly sitting here waiting for a ban that I know you have no authority to levy

you keep replying to me, this thread keeps getting derailed. Trololololol

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On topic: Doing act 2 on my demon hunter god its painful, very temped to drop all defensive stats and go pure dps. As every white mob one shots me anyway

[Itiken]

While it's not an amazing achievement compared to those of you finding inferno far too easy and the game a joke, i'm really enjoying my Barb again after a sticky patch. I ploughted through the first 2 quests in Act3 Nightmare last night which, when playing normal kicked seven shades of shit out of me. only dying to a "big bastard melee" champion spawn with wall/plague. I must have been really drunk on normal though as those swarm packs hammered the shit out of me.

I'm abusing the AH a little to keep my weapons up to date at the start of an Act, but apart form that all armour / trinkets are drops. Currently at lvl45 with around 1800dps & 14k health with ~50 resists across the board..

My build's pretty much stabilized for now with the following (DW Frenzy build though i just swapped from 2H frenzy which also works fine)
http://us.battle.net/d3/en/calculato...VkP!eVg!aZZbaa

Though i tend to swap to a slightly different variant for bosses.

[lubica]

Doing act 2 on my demon hunter god its painful, very temped to drop all defensive stats and go pure dps. As every white mob one shots me anyway

MOAR DEEPEEES never goes wrong. I had similar issues starting act 2 on hell, now that I've upgraded 7900 dps up to 12k, it is no longer an issue (also did like half of the act, before I remembered I can has a tank/healer companion )

[damaslaus]

Well, moved on from abusing chest runs. It's easy as hell but found something else to abuse : Inferno Sunshine Level. Cost a pretty penny to get in and there are a lot of impossible runs, but ironically there's even a bug in that area to make it easy as hell (like shooting them and they don't even move)....don't plan on revealing how just yet. I swear some Blizzard employee hid this in there so he could solo it. Since they drop the highest level items in the game....needless to say, been getting f-ing rich.

Here is info on the inferno chest run in act 1 since more than one of you asked me is as follows:

1) Start a game in Act1 right before you get the Scoundrel follower (can't remember the quest name, Follow Alaric or something?)...know it's after the Skeleton King but not by much.
2) Walk from the waypoint (Fields of Misery) to the Scoundrel in the top right of the map - you'll get a check point walking up to him.
3) Leave the game, resume the game. You'll be right there.
4) Now walk straight left. There are 5 different "maps" for the zone, 2 of them have resplendent chests in them.
----If you see a flaming house, leave/resume.
----If you see a broken wagon or hill or rubble, leave/resume.
----If you see a fence and trees but no wheat field, leave/resume.
----If you see two trees by themselves then a bigger set of trees further to the left, see #5.
----If you see a fence and wheat field, see #6.
5) So this is the easier of the two. Follow the tree line down a bit and you'll see an opening with a resplendent chest in the middle. Opening it, spawns a tree unique and 5 trees - super easy, phat loot from chest+boss. If you're absolutely terrible at the game you can quickly loot the chest and run from the trees but he does drop nice loot. Leave/resume.
6) This one is a bit harder but not by much. Follow the fence and up towards the house, there is a well with a dead monster on the ground next to it. Clicking on the monster spawns leapers + unique leaper. This group can be a pain in the ass, but it's not terrible - you do have to kill them all. After they're dead, a guy comes out. Hit spacebar to shut him up and follow him into the cabin to see his dead wife. Resplendent chest inside - leave/resume.

I got that run down to under a minute in either scenario and found about 5-6 plans, 1 level 60 set item, 2 legendaries, and a few million worth of items over a few days of off/on running it. It's not always level 60 gear since this is only act1 but it's pretty common. At the time I had around 175% magic find (you can also get MF on your follower to help out). Sometimes a pain in the ass group can be right outside the waypoint (damn teleport/reflect/extra health/mortar leapers!) but if ya can't deal with them, just leave/resume. There's also usually a shrine there - sometimes you get lucky and get an easy group of champions and a fortune shrine before opening the chest.

So there ya go FHC, you have the keys to the abuse kingdom - even though I'm sharing this on a public forum, please don't spread this around.....it's a nice easy run to abuse for when I'm tired of f-ing flowers and teddy bears raping me :P

Could you SS where the chest spawns? Not sure where i should be looking.... By follow the treeline, do you mean up? And every game i make has a broken wagon right at the start aswell.

Also. Im a wizard with 25k dps, 25k hitpoints, 300~ resists... and i still get 1hit in act2 by whites. awesomensss

e: by fence do you mean stone wall?

[Cerzi]

300 resists is way too low for act2, as is (probably) 25k hp. My HC wiz is getting more than that for Act3/4 Hell. +resistall with int/vit gear is what you need more of.

[Nooby]

The game would be a lot better if I was able to play when I wanted to.

[Roam]

Well, moved on from abusing chest runs. It's easy as hell but found something else to abuse : Inferno Sunshine Level. Cost a pretty penny to get in and there are a lot of impossible runs, but ironically there's even a bug in that area to make it easy as hell (like shooting them and they don't even move)....don't plan on revealing how just yet. I swear some Blizzard employee hid this in there so he could solo it. Since they drop the highest level items in the game....needless to say, been getting f-ing rich.

Here is info on the inferno chest run in act 1 since more than one of you asked me is as follows:

1) Start a game in Act1 right before you get the Scoundrel follower (can't remember the quest name, Follow Alaric or something?)...know it's after the Skeleton King but not by much.
2) Walk from the waypoint (Fields of Misery) to the Scoundrel in the top right of the map - you'll get a check point walking up to him.
3) Leave the game, resume the game. You'll be right there.
4) Now walk straight left. There are 5 different "maps" for the zone, 2 of them have resplendent chests in them.
----If you see a flaming house, leave/resume.
----If you see a broken wagon or hill or rubble, leave/resume.
----If you see a fence and trees but no wheat field, leave/resume.
----If you see two trees by themselves then a bigger set of trees further to the left, see #5.
----If you see a fence and wheat field, see #6.
5) So this is the easier of the two. Follow the tree line down a bit and you'll see an opening with a resplendent chest in the middle. Opening it, spawns a tree unique and 5 trees - super easy, phat loot from chest+boss. If you're absolutely terrible at the game you can quickly loot the chest and run from the trees but he does drop nice loot. Leave/resume.
6) This one is a bit harder but not by much. Follow the fence and up towards the house, there is a well with a dead monster on the ground next to it. Clicking on the monster spawns leapers + unique leaper. This group can be a pain in the ass, but it's not terrible - you do have to kill them all. After they're dead, a guy comes out. Hit spacebar to shut him up and follow him into the cabin to see his dead wife. Resplendent chest inside - leave/resume.

I got that run down to under a minute in either scenario and found about 5-6 plans, 1 level 60 set item, 2 legendaries, and a few million worth of items over a few days of off/on running it. It's not always level 60 gear since this is only act1 but it's pretty common. At the time I had around 175% magic find (you can also get MF on your follower to help out). Sometimes a pain in the ass group can be right outside the waypoint (damn teleport/reflect/extra health/mortar leapers!) but if ya can't deal with them, just leave/resume. There's also usually a shrine there - sometimes you get lucky and get an easy group of champions and a fortune shrine before opening the chest.

So there ya go FHC, you have the keys to the abuse kingdom - even though I'm sharing this on a public forum, please don't spread this around.....it's a nice easy run to abuse for when I'm tired of f-ing flowers and teddy bears raping me :P

Could you SS where the chest spawns? Not sure where i should be looking.... By follow the treeline, do you mean up? And every game i make has a broken wagon right at the start aswell.

Also. Im a wizard with 25k dps, 25k hitpoints, 300~ resists... and i still get 1hit in act2 by whites. awesomensss

e: by fence do you mean stone wall?

Those stats are... really not Act 2 stats. They are barely Act 1 stats.

Look guys, Inferno is meant to model raid like progression of gear, ramping up the difficulty from one act to the next. You can't expect to get anywhere with 25k hp, 300 resists and 25k dps... Yes, some DH or Wizards are doing the "shoot off screen with shitty gear but awesome weapon in full glass cannon build", but everyone knows that's not how it was intended and they aren't actually having any fun.

Play the game, gear up, get some friends to play with you and have fun.