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Thread: [ARMA2] DAYZ Thread - pr0lurker is a moron

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    aww fuck it, i'm going to play this shitty version tonight if we get a group going

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    MFW I find a crashed chopper and it hasn't been looted yet


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    who's online? let's plaaaaaay
    i found: alice pack, all the gear i need to survive in the wild, ak74 and... wait for it... silenced m9 with 3 clips (or magazines, fuck off).
    in any case: i'm ready to head into wilderness, and want someone to go with. to hold hands and sing. and share body heat.


    edit: xenosis, FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU
    edit2: regardign the chart up there... i am dissapoint... i was always under the impression that american guns are more precise but weaker...
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    Yeah I want an ALICE pack, that's the one item I really need. But I also want my fucking ghillie back!


    e: playing on a private hive server, it's pretty hilarious
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    Rolling 4 deep in our little red sedan. The driver decides to drift around a turn...and hits a tree. The car explodes killing all occupants. EPIC lol's were had.
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    i support that. you should also get diarrhea if you just eat beans for days at a time. this will promote people to get out there and hunt for real food. diarrhea can be deadly in the post-apoc.

    on a more serious note, game needs fishing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Izo Azlion View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Wrack View Post
    Logged on last night, got the male/female choice screen (not my first time logging into 1.7.2) and was like WTFFFFFF my character is gone? Oh well, grab a hatchet, head up to Stary, grab an AKM, see some flares (night server), so I hide in a tent. Dude comes down the row of tents, I blap him, take coyote pack, MP5SD, G17, GPS, med supplies, etc. Escape from stary and log off for the night.

    Today I log in and I'm near Berezino with the average gear I had 2 days ago. Turns out the server I played on last night wasn't properly connected to the hive.
    Alternate HIVE servers are gay as fuck.
    This one wasn't intentionally an alternative hive server. I've played on it before. It was just fucked yesterday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrack View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Izo Azlion View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Wrack View Post
    Logged on last night, got the male/female choice screen (not my first time logging into 1.7.2) and was like WTFFFFFF my character is gone? Oh well, grab a hatchet, head up to Stary, grab an AKM, see some flares (night server), so I hide in a tent. Dude comes down the row of tents, I blap him, take coyote pack, MP5SD, G17, GPS, med supplies, etc. Escape from stary and log off for the night.

    Today I log in and I'm near Berezino with the average gear I had 2 days ago. Turns out the server I played on last night wasn't properly connected to the hive.
    Alternate HIVE servers are gay as fuck.
    This one wasn't intentionally an alternative hive server. I've played on it before. It was just fucked yesterday.
    Ahh, ouch then

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    Todays catch:


    4x M4s (2x CCO 1x A1, 1x SD)
    2x M16 (1x A2, 1x A4 ACOG)
    3x AKM,
    3x AK-74 (1x Kobra),
    2x MP5SD
    1x M9 SD

    30x STANAG's
    10x STANAG SD's
    15x AKM Mags
    15x AK-74 Mags
    7x MP5 SD Mags
    5x CZ Mags
    10x DMR Mags
    4x M107 Mags

    Came into stary and:


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    And I love those shitty 57mm T50-2s that brawl my 76mm...lawl...I do panther I DPS, bitch.

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    Farming the Stary Camp fun!

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    I was doing that with three other clanmates last week, we got out with shit tons of stuff including three coyote backpacks and mp5 SDs for everyone. It was pitch black out and we had a sniper overwatching, so we bagged like 6 survivors while we were there.

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    Don't you get constant zombie spawns, or do you just use silenced weps on them? I've only been to Stary once and it resulted in my 2 friends getting ganked by a guy with a M4 CCO and NVGs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrien View Post
    Don't you get constant zombie spawns, or do you just use silenced weps on them? I've only been to Stary once and it resulted in my 2 friends getting ganked by a guy with a M4 CCO and NVGs
    When farming the stary tents, you end up having to kill about 2 zombies every 5 minutes. If you don't have any silenced guns, you can just have 1 guy whip out a hatchet each time they spawn.
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    So I stupidly updated the beta patch and am now running 1.61.94876 which seems to be higher than what servers are running. Oops, guess I have to totally reinstall?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrien View Post
    So I stupidly updated the beta patch and am now running 1.61.94876 which seems to be higher than what servers are running. Oops, guess I have to totally reinstall?
    Nope, just install the earlier beta patch over top of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrack View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Chrien View Post
    Don't you get constant zombie spawns, or do you just use silenced weps on them? I've only been to Stary once and it resulted in my 2 friends getting ganked by a guy with a M4 CCO and NVGs
    When farming the stary tents, you end up having to kill about 2 zombies every 5 minutes. If you don't have any silenced guns, you can just have 1 guy whip out a hatchet each time they spawn.
    we were just using an axe, if you're decent you can kill them before they hit you and since we had plenty of med supplies as I'd raided chernogorsk hospital earlier that day we weren't worried about it.

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    welp.

    Spent two hours searching for vehicle parts to repair an offroad truck I found in the western wilderness. Finally fix it, decide to cruise through Cherno, Elektro, and Berezino. I then find an abandoned van near Stary Sobor and call up a friend to drive it. Pick him up in my truck and then server dies in a SESSION LOST. I reconnect to find that the vehicles have vanished, and my items and location are also, somehow, rolled back 2-3 hours.

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    The truck will be where you found it though

    Dreg's TS down?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkeysphere View Post
    The truck will be where you found it though

    Dreg's TS down?
    Not if it was moved from it's last saved position.
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