I agree. Maybe it is not the same as the books, but the films are by no means shit.
I agree. Maybe it is not the same as the books, but the films are by no means shit.
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inb4 the Clerks 2 LOTR scene.
everything is shit except redheads, pictures of obsolete military hardware, and no... that's it. are you new to FHC?
It's Helen...shitpoasting Moderator extraordinaire...so....nbsOriginally Posted by Rudolf Miller
I don't believe I'm the only one in this forum who would demand a defense of the above statement hat lotr trilogy is shit.
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Even though I'm a fantasy purist I can quite happily say I can't stand the LOTR books either (although not on a Terry Goodkind level), The Hobbit however was readable, and the story was consistent.
Considering the content Peter Jackson had to work with it wasn't so bad.
Watch the movie "Red State". It was good. But all I can really say after watching it is "The fuck?".
I recommend you watch God Bless America.
Watched "Black Lightning" yesterday. OMG that film is bad but still fun. Started taking a shot of vodka every time they mantioned a "nanocatalyst" or an iphone, or did otherwise stupid or cliched stuff on screen. Was decidedly giddy afterwards.
I recommend you watch God Bless America.
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It's a decent movie, though quite similar to Super!, without the superhero bit.
It also becomes what it criticizes, but that's to be expected I guess. Good beginning and good ending, with thoroughly enjoyable brainless middle.
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I want to be that guy....now I just need a 16-year old girl....I recommend you watch God Bless America.
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Really enjoyed that movie. I saw joel murray in mad men then shameless and he's much better in a leading role.I want to be that guy....now I just need a 16-year old girl....I recommend you watch God Bless America.
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Pffft "guys the lotr trilogy was awesome but i cant be fucked to mention why helen is wrong".I don't believe I'm the only one in this forum who would demand a defense of the above statement hat lotr trilogy is shit.
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Sorry dude you and me disagree on this, sure some scenes were good and the scenery amazing but as a story that gripped me and made me go "wow that was amazing"! No the lotr trilogy didn't.
Fuck it.
Guys someone has a different opinion than me and must be wrong so we'll say he's just shitposting!It's Helen...shitpoasting Moderator extraordinaire...so....nbsI don't believe I'm the only one in this forum who would demand a defense of the above statement hat lotr trilogy is shit.
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I'll reserve judgement on the hobbit then as I've never read the book, but seriously it really needs to do something more as a film than lotr came across as.Even though I'm a fantasy purist I can quite happily say I can't stand the LOTR books either (although not on a Terry Goodkind level), The Hobbit however was readable, and the story was consistent.
Considering the content Peter Jackson had to work with it wasn't so bad.
If you were a superhero you'd be The Incredible Fucktard with your ever-ready sidekick Douchetard Boy. Together, you fight intelligence and common sense where you go.
The Hobbit has some cool stuff like the thirteen dwarves, the three trolls, Mirkwood and the spiders, Smaug the dragon etc. But if you didn't like the LOTR movies you won't like it.
Yeah i'm a bit sceptical at splitting the book into three movies, two was ok knowing how much detail Jackson goes into. I wish he could make tighter movies though, those false endings of ROTK were so annoying. It would have been perfect to end the movie on the pan out from Minas Tirith as everyone bows to the hobbits, but no you have to sit through another 20 minutes of bookend. I think I actually might prefer the theatrical versions to the extended editions, it's so tiring to sit through 3-4 hours of movie. Not to mention having to get up and swap the fucking discs halfway through.
I'll say one thing about the LOTR trilogy: the CGI has not aged well.
Just rewatched Hero (Ying xiong)
So cool. Go see it if you haven't yet.
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So good
Helen, I'll come back for you. If you didn't see the tag, I was on a stationary bike thus unable to fully type out my dissent to your opinion. When I get out of work I will
Please don't waste your time, your words won't convince that lotr was any good. Hey everyone has an opinion and mine is lotr sucks donkey dicks.So good
Helen, I'll come back for you. If you didn't see the tag, I was on a stationary bike thus unable to fully type out my dissent to your opinion. When I get out of work I will
If you were a superhero you'd be The Incredible Fucktard with your ever-ready sidekick Douchetard Boy. Together, you fight intelligence and common sense where you go.
Your opinion is wrong.Please don't waste your time, your words won't convince that lotr was any good. Hey everyone has an opinion and mine is lotr sucks donkey dicks.So good
Helen, I'll come back for you. If you didn't see the tag, I was on a stationary bike thus unable to fully type out my dissent to your opinion. When I get out of work I will
NoYour opinion is wrong.Please don't waste your time, your words won't convince that lotr was any good. Hey everyone has an opinion and mine is lotr sucks donkey dicks.So good
Helen, I'll come back for you. If you didn't see the tag, I was on a stationary bike thus unable to fully type out my dissent to your opinion. When I get out of work I will
they're boring.
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