LOL COMPLAINING THREAD - LAST THREAD IS IN A HONCENTRATION CAMP

[SAI Peregrinus]

mid or i feed, i no support

After reading this post, my very next ranked had a last pick who typed "mid or feed" seven times. I naturally took mid.

When someone does this, take mid, pick Morde, and hope they feed the enemy AD carry. If you're duo queue, get your partner to take toplane Yorick.
Morde nukes & ults the fed enemy ADC. Yorick ults the morde ghost.
The teamfight is now a 7v4, and you have 2 fed carries. Your carry hopefully died at the start and won't further screw things up.

[Nobody_Holme]

Viable tactic until the enemy have a tank and the carry can position and then you're fucked.

[Venec]

mid or i feed, i no support

After reading this post, my very next ranked had a last pick who typed "mid or feed" seven times. I naturally took mid.

When someone does this, take mid, pick Morde, and hope they feed the enemy AD carry. If you're duo queue, get your partner to take toplane Yorick.
Morde nukes & ults the fed enemy ADC. Yorick ults the morde ghost.
The teamfight is now a 7v4, and you have 2 fed carries. Your carry hopefully died at the start and won't further screw things up.

[Nicho Void]

mid or i feed, i no support

After reading this post, my very next ranked had a last pick who typed "mid or feed" seven times. I naturally took mid.

When someone does this, take mid, pick Morde, and hope they feed the enemy AD carry. If you're duo queue, get your partner to take toplane Yorick.
Morde nukes & ults the fed enemy ADC. Yorick ults the morde ghost.
The teamfight is now a 7v4, and you have 2 fed carries. Your carry hopefully died at the start and won't further screw things up.

The amount of bro-love in that video gave me an instant erection.

No homo.

[SAI Peregrinus]

mid or i feed, i no support

After reading this post, my very next ranked had a last pick who typed "mid or feed" seven times. I naturally took mid.

When someone does this, take mid, pick Morde, and hope they feed the enemy AD carry. If you're duo queue, get your partner to take toplane Yorick.
Morde nukes & ults the fed enemy ADC. Yorick ults the morde ghost.
The teamfight is now a 7v4, and you have 2 fed carries. Your carry hopefully died at the start and won't further screw things up.

The amount of bro-love in that video gave me an instant erection.

No homo.

Yeah, SivHD is epic.
The strat is old, but his voice... It makes anything seem new and interesting.

[Alex Caine]

mid or i feed, i no support

After reading this post, my very next ranked had a last pick who typed "mid or feed" seven times. I naturally took mid.

When someone does this, take mid, pick Morde, and hope they feed the enemy AD carry. If you're duo queue, get your partner to take toplane Yorick.
Morde nukes & ults the fed enemy ADC. Yorick ults the morde ghost.
The teamfight is now a 7v4, and you have 2 fed carries. Your carry hopefully died at the start and won't further screw things up.

The amount of bro-love in that video gave me an instant erection.

No homo.

Yeah, SivHD is epic.
The strat is old, but his voice... It makes anything seem new and interesting.

I do love his voice, it cracks me up every single time.

[Marlona Sky]

Finding myself regulated to being support more and more lately. Thus me selecting Blitz every time. Getting pretty good with the hooks too.

I'm in a game with Vayne. Start of the game I tell her to be sure to pin them when I hook. She never does. Even when I hook Cork into our tower range, she opts to go for cs, literally two feet away instead of kill Cork. This happens time and time again. Turns out I'm the odd man out in a 4 man premade. Even during team fights, I hook a squishy and present them on a silver plater for my team to feast upon. Instead half run and the other half focus on the Ali that charges in.

*sigh*

[Venec]

On topic:

[Alex Caine]

On topic:

Way OP tbh.

[Zekk Pacus]

Finding myself regulated to being support more and more lately. Thus me selecting Blitz every time. Getting pretty good with the hooks too.

I'm in a game with Vayne. Start of the game I tell her to be sure to pin them when I hook. She never does. Even when I hook Cork into our tower range, she opts to go for cs, literally two feet away instead of kill Cork. This happens time and time again. Turns out I'm the odd man out in a 4 man premade. Even during team fights, I hook a squishy and present them on a silver plater for my team to feast upon. Instead half run and the other half focus on the Ali that charges in.

*sigh*

Problem with Blitz support is you are playing a kill lane. You need to make sure the people you are playing with are okay with that. Like Vayne is okay with Blitz, but some Vaynes (myself included) will basically play for the lategame because they know they are the hardest carry in the game. That means, defensively. That means they won't be watching for the big hooks and might waste it. Blitz is really kind of dependent on you being on the same page as your carry.

Try Alistar, he can work as a kill lane or as a defensive lane. Also brings almost as much utility as Blitz.

[Ophichius]

Finding myself regulated to being support more and more lately. Thus me selecting Blitz every time. Getting pretty good with the hooks too.

I'm in a game with Vayne. Start of the game I tell her to be sure to pin them when I hook. She never does. Even when I hook Cork into our tower range, she opts to go for cs, literally two feet away instead of kill Cork. This happens time and time again. Turns out I'm the odd man out in a 4 man premade. Even during team fights, I hook a squishy and present them on a silver plater for my team to feast upon. Instead half run and the other half focus on the Ali that charges in.

*sigh*

Problem with Blitz support is you are playing a kill lane. You need to make sure the people you are playing with are okay with that. Like Vayne is okay with Blitz, but some Vaynes (myself included) will basically play for the lategame because they know they are the hardest carry in the game. That means, defensively. That means they won't be watching for the big hooks and might waste it. Blitz is really kind of dependent on you being on the same page as your carry.

Try Alistar, he can work as a kill lane or as a defensive lane. Also brings almost as much utility as Blitz.

Alistar? Try Taric. Taric does everything. Literally, everything.

Also he's outrageous. Truly, truly outrageous.

-O

[Voulture]

HELLO DOES IT BELONG HERE?

[Lilalaunebör]

I dont know... Was he really naked on his bike? Because if he wasnt, thats false adverstising.

[Voulture]

He was not. And this koala had a hood, not a cap. Wolf was kinda bright and this singed... definitely not a player. Man. Really, so many liars nowadays.

Best thing in this game - i was 50 cs ahead of Ez. Started roaming to try to save this game, he kept solo farming bot for like last 8 minutes while i helped defending mid and top towers. Said in the end "gg nub graves easy".

[evil edna]

shoulda picked warwick

[Voulture]

fuck you ;3

[Zekk Pacus]

Just had a guy who literally did not understand how counterpicking works. He first pick instalocked Darius and they picked Nidalee to lane against him, he got completely destroyed and was raging so hard in teamchat, and I'm trying to explain to him why you don't instalock someone like Darius and he just could not work out that they saw the pick and counterpicked him. Just kept raging about how was he supposed to lane against Nidalee, her range is too much, etc etc etc.

Looked him up, he can only play 3 champs apparently and hasn't bought a single rune.

[Raxxman]

I'm facing an alarming number of players who think that me roaming from mid to gank bot is a signal to go to mid and fucking push the lane right to the tower then refuse to leave mid again, often feeding the enemy mid so they soon catchup and outstrip me.

I've lost an alarming number of games now after going 2 or 3 kills up early because I've suddenly ended up with no lane to farm after a successful gank. I'm literally denied worse by my own team than the entire enemy team.

Like the last game I was Ahri, after bossing Vlad with 2 kills early game, killing their jungler who kept trying to gank me, I made a move to bot lane for a gank, coinsiding this with forcing vlad back and my AD carry basing. Upon seeing me leave the lane my AD carry beelined up to the lane, causing the bot to be a 2v2, which I ganked due to level advantage (was 6 had ult, they didn't QQ them) but I only got one, I asked the carry to go back bot, where he told me to 'STFU' about the same time he got spit roasted by vlad/mao due to pushing the lane to tower.

It's fairly terrible, I actually feel like I can't leave my lane for fear of getting fucked over by the terribleness of my team.

[El Capitano]

I played a game the other day when jungle, mid and top fed like crazy, our Kassadin went 0/6 against Karma. They claimed I was sucking just as bad as them, despite the fact that I had every single kill on the team, all bar one being due to my support Blitz, who was awesome.

[Venec]

I played a game the other day when jungle, mid and top fed like crazy, our Kassadin went 0/6 against Karma. They claimed I was sucking just as bad as them, despite the fact that I had every single kill on the team, all bar one being due to my support Blitz, who was awesome.

You sucked as much as them cause you didn't won their lanes and carried the game 2v8 obviously.