« SNUFF BOX Recruitment OPEN »

[modelfag]

Because murtific is retarded

Recruitment currently: closed


Snuff Box - The Elite PVP pirate corporation of low-sec is once again accepting applications during a limited recruitment drive. Attempted effort to rival our European based timezone will denote our dominance over them. Take the initiative and contact a recruitment officer today to begin an established role as a pilot in the premier low-sec pirate corporation that is Snuff Box in EvE Online.

«Join our public channel “SNUFF Box Public”»
«Experience our corporate video»
«Satisfy your insatiable desire to explore the killboard»
«Stay up to date with corporate information utilizing our forum»

Recruitment Officers:
CEO: D0nnie Dark0 - EU TZ
DIR: BOOLER - EU TZ
Zanduk - US TZ

Requirements for consider of trial status:
* US and EU Time Zone
* Friendly attitude
* 20 - 25 million SP minimum; Lower SP Characters will be screened to determine applicability.
* Self-Sufficient for making ISK.
* Voice Comms - Availability of a microphone utilizing TS3.
* Provide Killboard links of all characters in consideration. Battleclinic will suffice.
* Activity will occur around 1800 EVE Time to conclude no later than 0700 EVE Time on week days. Weekend activity notes activity of earliest 1300 EVE Time.
* Players considered for application will be allowed to apply on our forum and will be set blue during the trial process.
* Minimum requirement for activity during a trial period in a 7 day interval is 10 hours. Exceeding 30 hours a week is a significant praise to being accepted as a member. We understand that you may have a life, some of you don’t, that’s understood and benefits the team as a whole.
* Expect to fly armor based ships with the slight addition of shield tactics.

Application Procedures
1. Identify yourself to one of the recruitment officers.
2. Once acknowledged, you will be told to register on the forum and fill out the provided application. Creativity is key during this process and is vital. Provide a reference IF you have one.
3. Await the current membership comments and reply promptly as possible.
4. If it is decided that you will gain a trail phase, your status of your application will denote it as such.
5. Good Luck.

Battlereport things (also lacking ponies)
26-27 feb
22 April

TL;DR

So since we clearly need a TLDR;

Snuffbox is a corp about shooting people in the face in lowsec
We are fairly small, but have huge penises and egos to compensate
Somtimes we gank people, sometimes we fight outnumberd as fuck
You should fly with us if you like to kill other people in lowsec and want good proper fleetmates m8


If you want in you should drop by our public chat that i'm sure is hidden in the above wall of text and talk to us, tell us why you are a total boss and see if you can get invited to one of our fleets
You should then reg and post on our awesome forum tell us about yourself, if we like you your totally in

After that you will be ridiculed for being german/american/blittish/gay/straight and get to kill all the dudes whenever you log on, thats about it

[Sofia Roseburn]

Retarded is an understatement.

[Smuggo]

Seems like it's a lot of effort to be a pirate.

[Sofia Roseburn]

Sounds like a proper job application. I mean, I know EVE is serious business some times, but sometimes things get too...real.

Although, they do appear to have wholly incompetent members incapable of reading rules and regulations, just like a real corporation! Maybe EVE is real and RL is just a video game.

[Smuggo]

RL is just a video game.

I can't say I'm particularly enjoying office, bills and rent sim 2012.

[Malaes]

RL is just a video game.

I can't say I'm particularly enjoying office, bills and rent sim 2012.

No new content patches in fucking ages as well!

[Muffinsrevenger]

So since we clearly need a TLDR;

Snuffbox is a corp about shooting people in the face in lowsec
We are fairly small, but have huge penises and egos to compensate
Somtimes we gank people, sometimes we fight outnumberd as fuck
You should fly with us if you like to kill other people in lowsec and want good proper fleetmates m8


If you want in you should drop by our public chat that i'm sure is hidden in the above wall of text and talk to us, tell us why you are a total boss and see if you can get invited to one of our fleets
You should then reg and post on our awesome forum tell us about yourself, if we like you your totally in

After that you will be ridiculed for being german/american/blittish/gay/straight and get to kill all the dudes whenever you log on, thats about it

[Sofia Roseburn]

tl;dr

[Muffinsrevenger]

tl;dr

dicks.

[spm1138]

Snuff are good at spaceships.

They don't half fancy themselves though.

[Tsubutai]

C, very good corp despite their odd and unnatural attraction to the Tama <==> Sujarento gates.

[whispous]

They don't half fancy themselves though.

It's called morale, duh.


Because we're actually awful

[BOOLER]

They don't half fancy themselves though.

It's called morale, duh.


Because we're actually awful

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF......

I mean yeah, I am fairly awful I suppose.

[Lexa Hellfury]

I might be interested in this once I am done riding bikes.

Edit: 420th post, n1.

[Grarr Dexx]

sofia status: double told

[Space Panda]

please deny a recent applicant. his name is JONES BONES.

[modelfag]

also we totally don't blob
no really we rarely do

[Muffinsrevenger]

also we totally don't blob

Antipiracy 100% B)

[whispous]

do u like BATTLESHIP gangs guise? Snuff is better than the others


(srsly)

[whispous]

~T(ech)3 Fleets~