This is what I told a colleague that took up the offer when it was free:Originally Posted by Lief Siddhe
Pick someone in Ireland, marry off all your family members and courtiers to vassals, neighbors and the English, then start conquering the island. Then work your way into England, either by having an heir to the throne be of your family, or by brute force (gl with that).
nevar forget
ireland = newbie island.
i got utterly lost in the tutorial after the "get married" part
I was somewhere around Old Man Star, on the edge of Essence, when drugs began to take hold.
>TFW so autistic you can't even breed with your CKII wife and your family dies out.
Sit down and watch a beginner advice stream. I think paradox did one themselves, even?
You'll still be learning in a few years, so never fear.
>mfw it's been like 5 years and NPC still can not even into asking for random marriages without liege's direct order>TFW so autistic you can't even breed with your CKII wife and your family dies out.
I think that's intended to keep the number of NPCs within reason. IIRC they were really slowing the game down if they multiplied like rabbits.>mfw it's been like 5 years and NPC still can not even into asking for random marriages without liege's direct order>TFW so autistic you can't even breed with your CKII wife and your family dies out.
Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît point. - Blaise Pascal, Pensées, 277
isn't this what assassinations and diseases are for? idk my i7 can take more independent NPCs probablyI think that's intended to keep the number of NPCs within reason. IIRC they were really slowing the game down if they multiplied like rabbits.>mfw it's been like 5 years and NPC still can not even into asking for random marriages without liege's direct order>TFW so autistic you can't even breed with your CKII wife and your family dies out.
I always end up marrying my entire court anyway and the number more or less keeps up with the growth of the state/armies.
Yeah, I understood that the diseases (esp. the Black Death) were intended to curb the number of NPCs. I marry everyone in my dynasty too, not the random useless courtiers though. I also think the processors of today could take more independent NPCs but then again, I look at Stellaris and how it slows down to a crawl in the endgame and reconsider...isn't this what assassinations and diseases are for? idk my i7 can take more independent NPCs probablyI think that's intended to keep the number of NPCs within reason. IIRC they were really slowing the game down if they multiplied like rabbits.>mfw it's been like 5 years and NPC still can not even into asking for random marriages without liege's direct order>TFW so autistic you can't even breed with your CKII wife and your family dies out.
I always end up marrying my entire court anyway and the number more or less keeps up with the growth of the state/armies.
Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît point. - Blaise Pascal, Pensées, 277
just make it a DLC or smth, like HD packs
Viking, n.:
1. Daring Scandinavian seafarers, explorers, adventurers, entrepreneurs world-famous for their aggressive, nautical import business, highly leveraged takeovers and blue eyes.
2. Bloodthirsty sea pirates who ravaged northern Europe beginning in the 9th century.
Hagar's note: The first definition is much preferred; the second is used only by malcontents, the envious, and disgruntled owners of waterfront property.
I'm currently RPing Genghis Khan - in the process of conquering Asia as a nomad. I'm also the head priest of devil worshippers and sired an antichrist.
How much ! FUN ! I can expect in the coming years?
You're probably going to watch your entire family die to the antichrist, and then watch his first three heirs have hilariously bad negative genetic traits you'll struggle with for about a hundred years.
I always wanted to see Europe conquered and razed to the ground by a hunchback midget with harelip.You're probably going to watch your entire family die to the antichrist, and then watch his first three heirs have hilariously bad negative genetic traits you'll struggle with for about a hundred years.
Must be homosexual and the last member of his dynasty for proper hard mode.I always wanted to see Europe conquered and razed to the ground by a hunchback midget with harelip.You're probably going to watch your entire family die to the antichrist, and then watch his first three heirs have hilariously bad negative genetic traits you'll struggle with for about a hundred years.
Ok nvm. He pissed off off my court after killing dozen courtiers, got his stuff thrown around by Abbasids. Nice try there Satan.Must be homosexual and the last member of his dynasty for proper hard mode.I always wanted to see Europe conquered and razed to the ground by a hunchback midget with harelip.You're probably going to watch your entire family die to the antichrist, and then watch his first three heirs have hilariously bad negative genetic traits you'll struggle with for about a hundred years.
FOk nvm. He pissed off off my court after killing dozen courtiers, got his stuff thrown around by Abbasids. Nice try there Satan.Must be homosexual and the last member of his dynasty for proper hard mode.I always wanted to see Europe conquered and razed to the ground by a hunchback midget with harelip.You're probably going to watch your entire family die to the antichrist, and then watch his first three heirs have hilariously bad negative genetic traits you'll struggle with for about a hundred years.
looks like Holy Fire comes out early november, anybody up for multiplayer shenanigans?
o/
But now working sundays, so if we keep to the old standard day, I might have to miss out.
ofc
nevar forget
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