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    Quote Originally Posted by Lief Siddhe View Post
    ok how the fuck do i learn to play this

    installed, opened it and holy shit the options
    This is what I told a colleague that took up the offer when it was free:

    Pick someone in Ireland, marry off all your family members and courtiers to vassals, neighbors and the English, then start conquering the island. Then work your way into England, either by having an heir to the throne be of your family, or by brute force (gl with that).
    nevar forget

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    ireland = newbie island.

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    i got utterly lost in the tutorial after the "get married" part
    I was somewhere around Old Man Star, on the edge of Essence, when drugs began to take hold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lief Siddhe View Post
    i got utterly lost in the tutorial after the "get married" part
    >TFW so autistic you can't even breed with your CKII wife and your family dies out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lief Siddhe View Post
    i got utterly lost in the tutorial after the "get married" part
    Sit down and watch a beginner advice stream. I think paradox did one themselves, even?
    You'll still be learning in a few years, so never fear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lief Siddhe View Post
    i got utterly lost in the tutorial after the "get married" part
    >TFW so autistic you can't even breed with your CKII wife and your family dies out.
    >mfw it's been like 5 years and NPC still can not even into asking for random marriages without liege's direct order

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    Quote Originally Posted by RazoR View Post
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    i got utterly lost in the tutorial after the "get married" part
    >TFW so autistic you can't even breed with your CKII wife and your family dies out.
    >mfw it's been like 5 years and NPC still can not even into asking for random marriages without liege's direct order
    I think that's intended to keep the number of NPCs within reason. IIRC they were really slowing the game down if they multiplied like rabbits.

    Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît point. - Blaise Pascal, Pensées, 277

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timaios View Post
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    i got utterly lost in the tutorial after the "get married" part
    >TFW so autistic you can't even breed with your CKII wife and your family dies out.
    >mfw it's been like 5 years and NPC still can not even into asking for random marriages without liege's direct order
    I think that's intended to keep the number of NPCs within reason. IIRC they were really slowing the game down if they multiplied like rabbits.
    isn't this what assassinations and diseases are for? idk my i7 can take more independent NPCs probably

    I always end up marrying my entire court anyway and the number more or less keeps up with the growth of the state/armies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RazoR View Post
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    i got utterly lost in the tutorial after the "get married" part
    >TFW so autistic you can't even breed with your CKII wife and your family dies out.
    >mfw it's been like 5 years and NPC still can not even into asking for random marriages without liege's direct order
    I think that's intended to keep the number of NPCs within reason. IIRC they were really slowing the game down if they multiplied like rabbits.
    isn't this what assassinations and diseases are for? idk my i7 can take more independent NPCs probably

    I always end up marrying my entire court anyway and the number more or less keeps up with the growth of the state/armies.
    Yeah, I understood that the diseases (esp. the Black Death) were intended to curb the number of NPCs. I marry everyone in my dynasty too, not the random useless courtiers though. I also think the processors of today could take more independent NPCs but then again, I look at Stellaris and how it slows down to a crawl in the endgame and reconsider...

    Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît point. - Blaise Pascal, Pensées, 277

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    just make it a DLC or smth, like HD packs

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    Viking, n.:
    1. Daring Scandinavian seafarers, explorers, adventurers, entrepreneurs world-famous for their aggressive, nautical import business, highly leveraged takeovers and blue eyes.
    2. Bloodthirsty sea pirates who ravaged northern Europe beginning in the 9th century.

    Hagar's note: The first definition is much preferred; the second is used only by malcontents, the envious, and disgruntled owners of waterfront property.

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    I'm currently RPing Genghis Khan - in the process of conquering Asia as a nomad. I'm also the head priest of devil worshippers and sired an antichrist.

    How much ! FUN ! I can expect in the coming years?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Venec View Post
    I'm currently RPing Genghis Khan - in the process of conquering Asia as a nomad. I'm also the head priest of devil worshippers and sired an antichrist.

    How much ! FUN ! I can expect in the coming years?
    You're probably going to watch your entire family die to the antichrist, and then watch his first three heirs have hilariously bad negative genetic traits you'll struggle with for about a hundred years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nobody_Holme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Venec View Post
    I'm currently RPing Genghis Khan - in the process of conquering Asia as a nomad. I'm also the head priest of devil worshippers and sired an antichrist.

    How much ! FUN ! I can expect in the coming years?
    You're probably going to watch your entire family die to the antichrist, and then watch his first three heirs have hilariously bad negative genetic traits you'll struggle with for about a hundred years.
    I always wanted to see Europe conquered and razed to the ground by a hunchback midget with harelip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Venec View Post
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    I'm currently RPing Genghis Khan - in the process of conquering Asia as a nomad. I'm also the head priest of devil worshippers and sired an antichrist.

    How much ! FUN ! I can expect in the coming years?
    You're probably going to watch your entire family die to the antichrist, and then watch his first three heirs have hilariously bad negative genetic traits you'll struggle with for about a hundred years.
    I always wanted to see Europe conquered and razed to the ground by a hunchback midget with harelip.
    Must be homosexual and the last member of his dynasty for proper hard mode.


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    Quote Originally Posted by lubica View Post
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    I'm currently RPing Genghis Khan - in the process of conquering Asia as a nomad. I'm also the head priest of devil worshippers and sired an antichrist.

    How much ! FUN ! I can expect in the coming years?
    You're probably going to watch your entire family die to the antichrist, and then watch his first three heirs have hilariously bad negative genetic traits you'll struggle with for about a hundred years.
    I always wanted to see Europe conquered and razed to the ground by a hunchback midget with harelip.
    Must be homosexual and the last member of his dynasty for proper hard mode.
    Ok nvm. He pissed off off my court after killing dozen courtiers, got his stuff thrown around by Abbasids. Nice try there Satan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Venec View Post
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    I'm currently RPing Genghis Khan - in the process of conquering Asia as a nomad. I'm also the head priest of devil worshippers and sired an antichrist.

    How much ! FUN ! I can expect in the coming years?
    You're probably going to watch your entire family die to the antichrist, and then watch his first three heirs have hilariously bad negative genetic traits you'll struggle with for about a hundred years.
    I always wanted to see Europe conquered and razed to the ground by a hunchback midget with harelip.
    Must be homosexual and the last member of his dynasty for proper hard mode.
    Ok nvm. He pissed off off my court after killing dozen courtiers, got his stuff thrown around by Abbasids. Nice try there Satan.
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    looks like Holy Fire comes out early november, anybody up for multiplayer shenanigans?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bentguru View Post
    looks like Holy Fire comes out early november, anybody up for multiplayer shenanigans?
    o/

    But now working sundays, so if we keep to the old standard day, I might have to miss out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bentguru View Post
    looks like Holy Fire comes out early november, anybody up for multiplayer shenanigans?
    ofc
    nevar forget

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