Clockwork Pineapple Recruitment

[TimNeilson]

Hello friend,

Are you tired of having to do things because some sperglord business major demands you do them? Do you dream of losing widows on gates? Sick of you and your buddies being the worst corp in your all-pro super star alliance, and being forced to laugh at their terrible jokes?

Well, don't fret, The Clockwork Pineapple may just be for you! You can come laugh at OUR terrible jokes!

We here at DROOG are modest folks, who enjoy the simple pleasures of videogame spaceship life:
* killing people nearby us
* dying to people nearby us
* playing musical instruments in teamspeak
* never doing anything mandatory ever
* sticking the tips of our fingers in our butthole and smelling it a little
* not worrying about sov or poopsock mechanics
* beer
* being bad at eve online

Sound good? Splendid! Because I have excellent news for you, videogame spaceship corporation person reading my post. DROOG is now interviewing member corps!

"But wait, TimNeilson, what are you looking for in a future wife, I mean member corp" you might say. To that I would then say, "No one as fat and ugly as you, Hope Solo." Then I'd say "Well, Hope, since you can't take a hint, we're looking for pvp oriented corps with 6-12 regularly active pilots (more's fine... I GUESS) who are US and US latenight centric. Oh yeah, you should have an FC too! Oh oh yeah, and you'll have to move to Syndicate because that's where all our hot pockets and Naruto DVDs are."

"Well, hold on a minute there, TimNeilson, I hardly know you." Hope Solo exclaims with a sense of forced reluctance, hoping that I, TimNeilson, do not detect her attraction and arousal at my presence. "Perhaps you should tell me more about DROOG and what you are all about and how you keep such amazing 6-pack abs?"

*Sigh* "Hope you try my patience... but fine, I am benevolent and wise so I will humor you. Here is a power point presentation I've prepared for just such a question..."

The presentation would then read:
A - Look at the previous bullet points above
B - I don't care about KB stats or efficiency
C - Nothing we do is mandatory
D - Crap I aleady said that
E - We mostly play from 0000-0600 eve time
F - Small gang 0.0 PVP is totally our thing (5-30 people depending on the night)
G - (We're goons, don't tell)
H - P90X

Hope Solo, eyes starstruck and full of lust for my hard body, sputters "Oh wow you guys are sooo dreamy and full of pwn. My last alliance was full of fail. lol"

"HOPE... GET OOOOOOUUUUUTTTT OF MY FAAAAACCE!" - Me

So that's the deal. Annoy me with questions and I'll take care of you provided the ethernet cable I'm using to leech my Russian neighbor's internet hasn't been cut again. You can also annoy Bussunda, but his neighbor is probably hot and Brazilian.

[Pascal Almaric]

Finest outfit who ever baited my Ishkur with a 1600 plated dual webbing T1 light neutron toting thorax on a bubble.

If you like Goons, I recommend them as Goons minus the sov shit.

[Lexa Hellfury]

♥

[Booley]

These guys are pretty cool bros.

[ry ry]

Groon: the socially acceptable face of goon.

[pBump]

These guys are pretty cool bros.

Should have used Booley as a ringer.

[Vasponger]

These guys are pretty cool #2 best alliance in syndicate bros.

oh hi

[TimNeilson]

Yep, we're number two all right

[Aloe]

This is still a thing.

[Duckslayer]

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

[TimNeilson]

That's such a great avatar, duckslayer. Anyway, this still continues to be a thing

[TimNeilson]

crossposting from the syndicate thread:

http://failheap-challenge.com/showth...l=1#post387961

[Longdrinks]

The important question: will new corps get access to spyad?

[TimNeilson]

The important question: will new corps get access to spyad?

no, they will not.

[TimNeilson]

Crossposting from p&w:

Had an interesting fight with noirDOT saturday night, over in 6e. They had engaged some gang on the mhc gate, so we jumped in and warped over to the mhc gate. By the time we got there, the other gang had disengaged, so it was us in 8-9 shield bcs with 3 scims vs noir's 4 guards, onei, and 7-8 other things, including an abso and kitsune. We kill their kitsune quickly, and grab a couple of their smaller stuff, but have trouble breaking through their reps. We hold them down while switching primaries between logistics while our now dead dictor pilot reships to falcon, and we pick up another alt scout in a falcon. We finally get one or both falcons to the fight, and jams start landing, finally allowing us to start breaking their logi and we spread points and get ready to finish them off when their buddies in flatline warp in with about a dozen or so dudes in canes and assfrigs, so we bail because we're not sure what else they had for backup. Killboard battle report is a bit fucked from a fight later that night, when we got that flatline cane and drake: http://droog.rwpcomputers.com/?a=kil...d&kll_id=31717