If you were a wizard, what would you do?

[Cool09]

[Hast]

probably lock this thread

[GiDiYi]

I've put the question into google's image search (a hobby of mine), this is what it came up with:



Wut?

Voted other: Because I actually once was a great wizard, but then I took an arrow to the knee. OHGODICANSEETHEBANHAMME.....

Edit: This was my 600th post. It's magic, really.

[Hatepeace Lovewar]

put on my robe and wizards hat.

Edit: Yes i missed the first option, literally kill me.

[Tarminic]

I would create a dragon made out of vaginas. Then I would create a dragon made out of dicks. Then I would have them fight to the death.

[Cool09]

I would create a dragon made out of vaginas. Then I would create a dragon made out of dicks. Then I would have them fight to the death.

Project much?

[Grendelfreak]

Pretty much this.

[spasm]

Ban al simmons.

[Jolin]

I was looking for some nsfw wizard pics, came across this gem

[Aea]

Give myself the power of the black girl from misfits but be able to control it.

[dpidcoe]

Pretty much this.

/thread

If you wanted to make it actually interesting, you should have defined the extent of the powers. e.g. if telekinetics are in, how much force can be imparted to an object and is there a distance limit? (because lol subtly messing up the orbits of various stars and watching the astronomers and physicists freak out).
If pyrotechnics are in, whats the mechanism (throwing fireballs? spontaneous combustion?), and how much heat could be generated? (steam turbine power plant with zero fuel costs anyone?)
If lightening bolts, how hard would they be to target and how much would they obey conventional laws of physics?

[Lowa [NSN]]

I would create a dragon made out of vaginas. Then I would create a dragon made out of dicks. Then I would have them fight to the death.

I believe I found something to put in my sig area. Also, interesting idea, lets expand - give a short argument about who would win and why.

[Aea]

I would create a dragon made out of vaginas. Then I would create a dragon made out of dicks. Then I would have them fight to the death.

I believe I found something to put in my sig area. Also, interesting idea, lets expand - give a short argument about who would win and why.

(insert vaginas can take a pounding joke here)

[Fuggin]

According to Betty White, a vagina can take a beating.

Content: shag Emma and Luna in a 3-some.


Edit: fu Aea

[Ruri]

According to Betty White, a vagina can take a beating.

Content: shag Emma and Luna in a 3-some.


Edit: fu Aea

For a second I thought you meant the pony.

Personally, I would build an intergalactic spaceship with my mind and leave the Earthlings to rot or prosper.

[RazoR]

I would ban op and gas thread.

[Samp]

Pretty much this.

Wrongest aspect ratio ever. What the cunt is the matter with fuckers posting toss on the anus-licking internet?

You've seen shit with your eyes haven't you? Those things were the right shape. Things not that shape are the wrong fucking shape.

[Krugerrand]

Depends how good a wizzard I am.

Knowing me I'd prolly be p. terrible and try to do something cool but instead end up blowing up the world, or making giant ants.

[Muffinsrevenger]

What Would Twilight do?

[Doomed Predator]

I would ban op and gas thread.

I'd give you hair so you wouldn't live in shame anymore.