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  • Put on my robe and wizard hat

    37 44.58%
  • Cast "giant growth"

    3 3.61%
  • I am a wizard

    13 15.66%
  • Magic missile

    23 27.71%
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Thread: If you were a wizard, what would you do?

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    If you were a wizard, what would you do?

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    probably lock this thread

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    I've put the question into google's image search (a hobby of mine), this is what it came up with:



    Wut?

    Voted other: Because I actually once was a great wizard, but then I took an arrow to the knee. OHGODICANSEETHEBANHAMME.....

    Edit: This was my 600th post. It's magic, really.
    Last edited by GiDiYi; January 24 2012 at 09:04:06 PM.

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    put on my robe and wizards hat.

    Edit: Yes i missed the first option, literally kill me.

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    I would create a dragon made out of vaginas. Then I would create a dragon made out of dicks. Then I would have them fight to the death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    I would create a dragon made out of vaginas. Then I would create a dragon made out of dicks. Then I would have them fight to the death.
    Project much?
    Quote Originally Posted by Devec
    Cool09 is the cancer that is corrupting our society and poisoning our children.

    WoT: Redglare[VPG]

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    Pretty much this.

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    I was looking for some nsfw wizard pics, came across this gem


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    Give myself the power of the black girl from misfits but be able to control it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grendelfreak View Post



    Pretty much this.
    /thread

    If you wanted to make it actually interesting, you should have defined the extent of the powers. e.g. if telekinetics are in, how much force can be imparted to an object and is there a distance limit? (because lol subtly messing up the orbits of various stars and watching the astronomers and physicists freak out).
    If pyrotechnics are in, whats the mechanism (throwing fireballs? spontaneous combustion?), and how much heat could be generated? (steam turbine power plant with zero fuel costs anyone?)
    If lightening bolts, how hard would they be to target and how much would they obey conventional laws of physics?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    I would create a dragon made out of vaginas. Then I would create a dragon made out of dicks. Then I would have them fight to the death.
    I believe I found something to put in my sig area. Also, interesting idea, lets expand - give a short argument about who would win and why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lowa [NSN] View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    I would create a dragon made out of vaginas. Then I would create a dragon made out of dicks. Then I would have them fight to the death.
    I believe I found something to put in my sig area. Also, interesting idea, lets expand - give a short argument about who would win and why.
    (insert vaginas can take a pounding joke here)

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    According to Betty White, a vagina can take a beating.

    Content: shag Emma and Luna in a 3-some.


    Edit: fu Aea
    <&QuackBot> Fuggin: There once was a man named tugginfuggin. He oft tugged his fuggin. That is the tale of tugginfuggin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuggin View Post
    According to Betty White, a vagina can take a beating.

    Content: shag Emma and Luna in a 3-some.


    Edit: fu Aea
    For a second I thought you meant the pony.

    Personally, I would build an intergalactic spaceship with my mind and leave the Earthlings to rot or prosper.

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    Do you even lift? Do you even post.

    Ass ass ass.

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    I would ban op and gas thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grendelfreak View Post



    Pretty much this.
    Wrongest aspect ratio ever. What the cunt is the matter with fuckers posting toss on the anus-licking internet?

    You've seen shit with your eyes haven't you? Those things were the right shape. Things not that shape are the wrong fucking shape.


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    Depends how good a wizzard I am.

    Knowing me I'd prolly be p. terrible and try to do something cool but instead end up blowing up the world, or making giant ants.

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    What Would Twilight do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RazoR View Post
    I would ban op and gas thread.
    I'd give you hair so you wouldn't live in shame anymore.

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