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    Baboon Rape - a meme too good to die with SHC

    The most explicit recorded incidents of public sex involving humans and animals activity are associated with the murderous sadism, torture and rape of the Roman games and circus, in which it is estimated that several hundreds of thousands died.

    Masters reports: "Beasts were specially trained to copulate with women: if the girls or women were unwilling then the animal would attempt rape. A surprising range of creatures was used for such purposes - bulls, giraffes, leopards, cheetahs, wild boar, zebras, stallions, jackasses, huge dogs, apes, etc. The beasts were taught how to copulate with a human being [whether male or female] either via the vagina or via the anus."

    Representations of scenes from the sexual lives of the gods, such as PasiphaŽ and the Bull, were highly popular, often causing extreme suffering, injury or death. On occasion, the more ferocious beasts were permitted to kill and (if desired) devour their victims afterwards.

    Chimpanzees and mandrills, both in fact ferocious and very powerful species of primate: "made drunk by wine and inflamed by the odor of females of their kind, were loosed upon girls whose genitals had been drenched with the urine of female chimps and mandrills." The victims were often virgins and not infrequently young children. One spectacle is said to have included "a hundred tiny blonde girls being raped simultaneously by a horde of baboons."
    Could do with a themed smiley tbh

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    Re: Baboon Rape - a meme too good to die with SHC

    Funny and all, but completely made up.

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    *has semi.
    You're like a fluffy gerbil sat on a naked woman's crotch, you might think you're looking cool, but everybody else thinks you're a cunt.
    aka Maasu.

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    Re: Baboon Rape - a meme too good to die with SHC

    Quote Originally Posted by Quarantine
    Funny and all, but completely made up.
    R.E.L. Masters, "The Prostitute In Society", Mayflower Books

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    I have the weirdest boner

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    Re: Baboon Rape - a meme too good to die with SHC

    Quote Originally Posted by spasm
    I have the weirdest boner
    Should we drench you in monkey pee?

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    Re: Baboon Rape - a meme too good to die with SHC

    Quote Originally Posted by Lallante
    Quote Originally Posted by Quarantine
    Funny and all, but completely made up.
    R.E.L. Masters, "The Prostitute In Society", Mayflower Books
    Does the book offer any sources? I don't want to rule it out completely, but I never came across this and it's gross and spectacular enough to have popped out somewhere along my reading about ancient Rome (I'm an archaeologist). There's quite a bit about zoophilia in both Rome and Greece, but I never heard about that one.

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    Re: Baboon Rape - a meme too good to die with SHC

    Quote Originally Posted by Quarantine
    Quote Originally Posted by Lallante
    Quote Originally Posted by Quarantine
    Funny and all, but completely made up.
    R.E.L. Masters, "The Prostitute In Society", Mayflower Books
    Does the book offer any sources? I don't want to rule it out completely, but I never came across this and it's gross and spectacular enough to have popped out somewhere along my reading about ancient Rome (I'm an archaeologist). There's quite a bit about zoophilia in both Rome and Greece, but I never heard about that one.

    No idea - I stopped at the page with the laminated photo mockups.

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    Its on Wikipedia so it must be true.
    I used to have a sig.

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    It's likely an obscure source, given that the "it is said that x happened" form is used. So yes, probably made up, but here at SHC we're not in the habit of letting facts get in the way of a good story.

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    Is it wrong to say "Yay for the raping baboons" ?
    Kim Cho > Hey cool, there's a cynosural fi... OH FUCK!

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    Re: Baboon Rape - a meme too good to die with SHC

    Quote Originally Posted by James Snowscoran
    It's likely an obscure source, given that the "it is said that x happened" form is used. So yes, probably made up, but here at SHC we're not in the habit of letting facts get in the way of a good story.
    Somebody promote this man.

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    Re: Baboon Rape - a meme too good to die with SHC

    Quote Originally Posted by Blutreiter
    Quote Originally Posted by James Snowscoran
    It's likely an obscure source, given that the "it is said that x happened" form is used. So yes, probably made up, but here at SHC we're not in the habit of letting facts get in the way of a good story.
    Somebody ban this man.
    fyp

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    Re: Baboon Rape - a meme too good to die with SHC

    Quote Originally Posted by Blutreiter
    Quote Originally Posted by spasm
    I have the weirdest boner
    Should we drench you in monkey pee?
    brb, dealing with full boner.
    You're like a fluffy gerbil sat on a naked woman's crotch, you might think you're looking cool, but everybody else thinks you're a cunt.
    aka Maasu.

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    Re: Baboon Rape - a meme too good to die with SHC

    Quote Originally Posted by Iloni Atoriandra
    Its on Wikipedia so it must be true.
    it's in a book on sexuality from the 1960ies.

    fyp :P

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    Re: Baboon Rape - a meme too good to die with SHC

    Quote Originally Posted by Hatepeace Lovewar
    Quote Originally Posted by Blutreiter
    Quote Originally Posted by spasm
    I have the weirdest boner
    Should we drench you in monkey pee?
    brb, dealing with full boner.
    Kim Cho > Hey cool, there's a cynosural fi... OH FUCK!

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    Re: Baboon Rape - a meme too good to die with SHC

    I hope its not true, or I've lost all faith in humanity.


    Dunno why but somehow I can handle genocide, but on-mass forced bestiality for the entertainment of others is too much for me.

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    Re: Baboon Rape - a meme too good to die with SHC

    Quote Originally Posted by TimMc
    I hope its not true, or I've lost all faith in humanity.


    Dunno why but somehow I can handle genocide, but on-mass forced bestiality for the entertainment of others is too much for me.
    Never visit cardiff city centre on a saturday night

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    Re: Baboon Rape - a meme too good to die with SHC

    Quote Originally Posted by TimMc
    Dunno why but somehow I can handle genocide, but on-mass forced bestiality for the entertainment of others is too much for me.
    I would suggest never studying about the roman Colosseum.

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    Re: Baboon Rape - a meme too good to die with SHC

    Good old times, when Death by Ponysnusnu was still an option.

    Today we have internet.

    Which one is better?

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