I suck with girls and nobody understands me (wait-married (for now)) EMO MEGATHREAD 3

[Mendolorian Girl]

No news from my online dating experiment yet. If anyone was wondering.

Nobody interested, or nobody you're interested in?

Well considering i put it on hold til this monday I'd say too early to know. I do however need to update my profile pics to represent the fun-doing-things me.

As a guy on a dating site you need to have - lots of clear pictures of yourself (not myspace angles, not taken from your webcam) and then put a lot of effort in sending interesting, witty opening messages to girls.

Using the "poke" or "add as favourite" or "like" function (its called something different on each one) doesn't work and just marks you as someone too lazy to message.

1 line or 3 line or even 5 line messages, or generic copy pasted shit, doesn't work.

You need to engage, essentially. Effort is proportional to outcome.

You can be smart about it though... make a copypasta message and then tailor it for each person you send it to. Commit to sending it to 20 women a night. Spending 20 mins writing different shit for every woman you message gets demoralising really quick because you end up putting shit loads of time in for very little benefit.

Always refer to something in their profile, it proves you've read it and not just gone HURRDURRR YOURFIT LOLZ.

Bear in mind, nobody looks like their pictures... I've been out with women that I thought looked stunning online, only to find they're kinda rough looking.. also the reverse is very very true. Been out with some that I thought might be moonpigs, only to find they're pretty fit. Hit up anything that looks even vaguely attractive, you'll be surprised.

You aren't a Girl. I'm not even convinced you are Mendalorian. How can we trust you knowing you would lie about something so fundamental?

I'm not Mendalorian, I'm Mendolorian.

(FYI the name comes from the Eve toon I bought in '07, Laxurusian was my original but they swapped as mains a few times over the years)

[Sacul]

Problem with dating sites is that 80% are fake accounts or the girsl are there being payed to generate traffic. Also ratio men:women is terribru

[FatFreddy]

the Eve toon I bought in '97

true oldschool

[Rans]

Problem with dating sites is that 80% are fake accounts or the girsl are there being payed to generate traffic. Also ratio men:women is terribru

You mean that there are more guys than girls on the internet? And that there are a lot of fake girls? What else will you teach me about the internet today, sacul?

[Mendolorian Girl]

the Eve toon I bought in '97

true oldschool

hah.. derp

[Hast]

yeah, I'm getting dumped in half an hour.

[Hast]

yep

[Sacul]

Problem with dating sites is that 80% are fake accounts or the girsl are there being payed to generate traffic. Also ratio men:women is terribru

You mean that there are more guys than girls on the internet? And that there are a lot of fake girls? What else will you teach me about the internet today, sacul?

I apologize for not being on the internet 20 hours a day and not knowing the demografic of internet dating sites a priori.

I will try and remedy it oh great all knowing internet wizard

[Sacul]

yep

Expecting epic mod rage on FHC tonight.

Why did eva dump your ass hastler?

[Hast]

Well, we weren't like actually together yet. But she felt that we were at the point where it was make or break. And I guess it wasn't meant to be. Shit sucks, I kind of knew already just hoped it would not happen.

oh well. Bygones, gonna drink expensive whiskey the rest of the evening and sob.


e: she could have picked a better time since I am basically on call for the weekend so no heavy drinking, got a dentist appointment on Monday and most of my friends left town.

And I have to check that something work at 3 am this night.

basically fuck this

[Sacul]

:brofist:

[FatFreddy]

pff, you were too good (and stunningly aryan) for her anyway

[Tarminic]

Sorry to hear Hast. Please accept this humble :brofist: on my behalf.

[lubica]

:brofist:
:manlyhugnohomo:

[F*** My Aunt Rita]

yeah, I'm getting dumped in half an hour.

yep

The universe is telling you something.

[Hast]

I will never leave you again.

[Resi]

You and Fmar need to order a couple of cute, Asian ladyboy wives off the internet and live happily ever after.

[ctrlchris]

I got your back hastler

♥

[Fitzy]

Well, we weren't like actually together yet. But she felt that we were at the point where it was make or break. And I guess it wasn't meant to be. Shit sucks, I kind of knew already just hoped it would not happen.

oh well. Bygones, gonna drink expensive whiskey the rest of the evening and sob.


e: she could have picked a better time since I am basically on call for the weekend so no heavy drinking, got a dentist appointment on Monday and most of my friends left town.

And I have to check that something work at 3 am this night.

basically fuck this

Brofist mate. Hate that shit. At least from 3:30am onwards there's a bottle of scotch with your name on it amirate?

When my last gf dumped me I went through 3 bottles a week for two months. Came out feeling good though shit works.

[Dr.Boomtown]

went out drinking last night. made out with jaws twice. stuck labels on my face. walked back to mates place in the rain. ate nachos and guacamole.