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    I am the 99.99998% Tyrus Tenebros's Avatar
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    Pretty sure he's not deciding between some other chick and your wife so no.

    That would make for a great emo thread though
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    7 bitches get old real fast. Links may change opinions though.

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    Fucked I'm tired. I'll put some words to a post in the morning but heres the ass so I'm not being such a fucking tease.

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    You make a persuasive argument, sir.

    That said, I mean I still think it's worth getting in to a bit of a point about what exactly the personality difference is.

    On that note though, it really comes down to personal preference. In the long run, Some guys will be happier knowing that they walk in to a place and everybody gets envious, and the fact that the private conversation is sometimes a boring drone is livable in return. Some guys will be happier knowing that the conversation on the way over was amazing and that they'll always have fun "being with each other," and the fact that the girl only gets a few double takes is livable in return.


    Personally, I'm :foreveralone: because I'm holding out a girl who has both. (had one once, long story, which is why I'm holding out for another one)...
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    tbh.

    For a relationship;
    Id have a 5 that I loved being with over a 10 I didn't.
    For sex;
    Probably the opposite.

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    Dear Emothread, my wife insists on farting in bed yet complains when I give her the dutch oven as was agreed in our prenup as the penalty for farting in bed. What do I do?

    Loire, women are all crazy. If you can get along with 7 without wanting to strangle her and actually enjoy her company that's solid gold if you're wanting a long term thing.
    That is a nice pooper to be fair but how bad could 7's pooper be?

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    OFC it also depends on what you mean by DD being a bitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loire View Post
    Fucked I'm tired. I'll put some words to a post in the morning but heres the ass so I'm not being such a fucking tease.
    Now, post same pic of the 7. IMO as long as she has a waist, the ass is optional.

    Then again, I married a woman with no ass. (looks great from the front tho)
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    Quote Originally Posted by spm1138 View Post
    Dear Emothread, my wife insists on farting in bed yet complains when I give her the dutch oven as was agreed in our prenup as the penalty for farting in bed. What do I do?

    Loire, women are all crazy. If you can live with 7 without wanting to strangle her that's solid gold if you're wanting a long term thing.
    That is a nice pooper to be fair but how bad could 7's pooper be?
    unless you have it in writing you are fighting a loosing battle

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    When I fart and my wife complains, I point out that I'm contractually obligated to provide her with half of my assets, including said flatulence.
    Contract stuff to Seraphina Amaranth.

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    The ass itself is not the issue here. The issue is the knowledge in your insecure mind that by dumping that ass, you will probably never get with another ass like that again. So the question becomes: are you looking for a relationship because you want to show off while always feeling like you have to work damn hard to maintain just a modicum of positive attention from them, ultimately leading you to hate every aspect of their being except "dat ass?" Or are you looking for something else & feel you are capable of pursuing it without constantly thinking about "dat ass" & increasingly resenting the other person for not possessing it? If the former, stick with the sexy bitch. If the latter, go with the reasonably attractive non-bitch. If neither, leave women alone for a while.

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    But dat ass.

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    I still think you should go with with 6-7 nice one.

    But break up with Dat Ass right after sex for the last time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason Marshall View Post
    I still think you should go with with 6-7 nice one.

    But break up with Dat Ass right after sex for the last time.
    This. You can't really ignore personality.

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    Maybe I remembered it wrong but didn't you say in the bad flatmates thread that DD bitch leaves hair pins...everywhere?
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    Go for the one with the ass.

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    clap dem cheeks

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    So, Emo Megathread 3, this just happened.

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    Me > Hey, what's up? How'd your Christmas go?
    Girl B > Hey, it was good! How was yours?
    Me > Pretty good! Hey, so I was just wondering if you wanted to hang out some time
    (Half an hour passes)
    Me > Hmmm...I sense a carefully-worded rejection text being written
    (Two hours later)
    Girl B > LOL! No, I'm at work so I couldn't answer til I was on break
    Me > Good damn thing, at this point I was expecting a rejection poem or possibly a one act play
    Girl B > Lmfao! What did you have in mind?
    Me > Dinner and a movie perhaps? Alternatively I'm open to suggestions
    Girl B > ...dinner and a movie sounds good. So long as your intentions are honorable and true. At least until I'm legally divorced. LOL
    Me > Well, I can't make any promises about my intentions but I can at least BEHAVE honorably, lol.



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    She types lol in full capitals. Tarm, buddy.. what are you doing?

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    hopefully finally getting some

    u still know where penis goes tarmbro?

    also pre-coital texts are exempt from normal intellectual standards, we're all guilty of the excessive and loling and whatnot

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    Shits about to go down son.

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