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    You are a bad person

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    She is the bad person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanv View Post
    She is the bad person.
    They're both bad people

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    Quote Originally Posted by XenosisReaper View Post
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    She is the bad person.
    They're both bad people
    They should marry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miriam Sasko View Post
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    She is the bad person.
    They're both bad people
    They should marry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrixus Zephyr View Post
    Got shit face drunk Saturday night, nearly ended up having sex with a friend who has a boyfriend, pretty much had her naked before she stopped us and we managed to gather the mental faculties to realise what we were doing was bad. Left her house by the roof via a lamp post because i don't know, i was drunk. Passed out on the living room floor and when i woke up there was a road sign in the hall. Woke up half an hour before work, worked with a mega hangover with said girl's brother. Went straight from work to 2MANYDJs and took a pile of mandy. Woke up yesterday feeling like death to a text along the lines of "The guilt is killing me, i can't concentrate on work at all" and spent most of the day talking it out with her. Haven't slept yet. FML.
    Seems like a good weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XenosisReaper View Post
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    She is the bad person.
    They're both bad people
    They should marry.
    Whoa hold on that's taking it a little too fast.

    They should fuck first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fitzy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Phrixus Zephyr View Post
    Got shit face drunk Saturday night, nearly ended up having sex with a friend who has a boyfriend, pretty much had her naked before she stopped us and we managed to gather the mental faculties to realise what we were doing was bad. Left her house by the roof via a lamp post because i don't know, i was drunk. Passed out on the living room floor and when i woke up there was a road sign in the hall. Woke up half an hour before work, worked with a mega hangover with said girl's brother. Went straight from work to 2MANYDJs and took a pile of mandy. Woke up yesterday feeling like death to a text along the lines of "The guilt is killing me, i can't concentrate on work at all" and spent most of the day talking it out with her. Haven't slept yet. FML.
    Seems like a good weekend.
    this tbh
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    Quote Originally Posted by shoki View Post
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    Got shit face drunk Saturday night, nearly ended up having sex with a friend who has a boyfriend, pretty much had her naked before she stopped us and we managed to gather the mental faculties to realise what we were doing was bad. Left her house by the roof via a lamp post because i don't know, i was drunk. Passed out on the living room floor and when i woke up there was a road sign in the hall. Woke up half an hour before work, worked with a mega hangover with said girl's brother. Went straight from work to 2MANYDJs and took a pile of mandy. Woke up yesterday feeling like death to a text along the lines of "The guilt is killing me, i can't concentrate on work at all" and spent most of the day talking it out with her. Haven't slept yet. FML.
    Seems like a good weekend.
    this tbh
    Except for the road sign. Thats just terribru without the proper pole!

    Im afraid to tell what my weekend was like....lets just say it ended last night. Damn may hoilday allways gets me

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    Quote Originally Posted by shoki View Post
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    Got shit face drunk Saturday night, nearly ended up having sex with a friend who has a boyfriend, pretty much had her naked before she stopped us and we managed to gather the mental faculties to realise what we were doing was bad. Left her house by the roof via a lamp post because i don't know, i was drunk. Passed out on the living room floor and when i woke up there was a road sign in the hall. Woke up half an hour before work, worked with a mega hangover with said girl's brother. Went straight from work to 2MANYDJs and took a pile of mandy. Woke up yesterday feeling like death to a text along the lines of "The guilt is killing me, i can't concentrate on work at all" and spent most of the day talking it out with her. Haven't slept yet. FML.
    Seems like a good weekend.
    this tbh
    Except for the road sign. Thats just terribru without the proper pole!

    Im afraid to tell what my weekend was like....lets just say it ended last night. Damn may hoilday allways gets me

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    Why the shit is thee a onebit sign in my sig!!!!!!!!where did my god haff go????

    Fu dralmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacul View Post
    Why the shit is thee a onebit sign in my sig!!!!!!!!where did my god haff go????

    Fu dralmao

    This is political correctness gone mad - this a Haffian Forum and to deny the right to display symbols of faith for fear of offending oversensitive minorities is ridiculous. I demand taxpayer funding for my Haffragian faith school, to raise standards and promote integration.


    Also, jumping on the 'xenosisraper thinks you're a bad person' bandwagon
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    Stopping counts for something, rite?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrixus Zephyr View Post
    Stopping counts for something, rite?
    Not for much.

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    So you get to the part where you are both naked and then it becomes clear to stop?

    I'd be more worried she thinks you have a small penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bundus View Post
    So you get to the part where you are both naked and then it becomes clear to stop?

    I'd be more worried she thinks you have a small penis.
    Her pants were off, my top was off. Regardless, i don't have a small penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrixus Zephyr View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by bundus View Post
    So you get to the part where you are both naked and then it becomes clear to stop?

    I'd be more worried she thinks you have a small penis.
    Her pants were off, my top was off. Regardless, i don't have a small penis.
    Passion! Its a good thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
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    Stopping counts for something, rite?
    Not for much.
    I'm going to go against the grain here and say that a lot of people here are way too quick to rush to judgment about this kind of thing. People make mistakes and fuck up, but it doesn't automatically make them terrible people. Drunk 2nd-base groping and having a month-long affair occupy very different spots on my personal scale of behavior.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Phrixus Zephyr View Post
    Stopping counts for something, rite?
    Not for much.
    I'm going to go against the grain here and say that a lot of people here are way too quick to rush to judgment about this kind of thing. People make mistakes and fuck up, but it doesn't automatically make them terrible people. Drunk 2nd-base groping and having a month-long affair occupy very different spots on my personal scale of behavior.
    For normal people, both hurt pretty bad when they are done by your girlfriend/wife.

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    Normal people

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    Or tanks..


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