I suck with girls and nobody understands me (wait-married (for now)) EMO MEGATHREAD 3

[Spaztick]

Now take it in the buttes you whore.

[I Legionnaire]

http://xkcd.com/1042/

this is perfect

[Wall]

FRIENDZONE FAIL (I was trying to be friends with a girl, not the other way around)

So in October I went on a couple dates with a girl from the gym, I decided I wasn't interested and we stopped seeing eachother.

Then last week I see her at the gym and say hi, she invites me out for drinks, I say OK (still not interested in dating, but interested in having drinks with a friend). This was a mistake, as I forgot how clingy/desparate she is. I only agreed to have a drink with her and already she was spamming me with texts asking how my day is going and stuff.

Part of me wanted to bail but I didn't want to be a dick. We ended up meeting at a sports pub and watched a bit of the hockey playoffs while talking (most non-romantic setting possible)... she expressed her desire to have a bf and eventually husband and kids. Literally she talked about what she was going to name her son. UGHGHH (is this your long lost sister sacul?)

She texts me after asking "was that a date?" I reply that it wasn't, then she gives me a smarmy remark that basically said nbs. Bleh, I was trying to be nice but instead wasted an evening for both of us.

If you're not interested enough to date her, you're not interested in her future plans, and think of her as clingy/desperate....why do you want to be friends with her in the first place?

[Wall]

Speaking of, I had arranged to meet up with a mate tomorrow afternoon - he's just cancelled on me. That's COOL BRO tho because he gave me 24 hours notice so now i can go find someone else to fuck.

so instead i shall meet with a nice chinese student for some coffee.

I like how when you say 'mate' you mean it.

[Takon Orlani]

No new developments, still not using any dating sites or even trying at this point. I have regained my hermit status.

[Fitzy]

FRIENDZONE FAIL (I was trying to be friends with a girl, not the other way around)

So in October I went on a couple dates with a girl from the gym, I decided I wasn't interested and we stopped seeing eachother.

Then last week I see her at the gym and say hi, she invites me out for drinks, I say OK (still not interested in dating, but interested in having drinks with a friend). This was a mistake, as I forgot how clingy/desparate she is. I only agreed to have a drink with her and already she was spamming me with texts asking how my day is going and stuff.

Part of me wanted to bail but I didn't want to be a dick. We ended up meeting at a sports pub and watched a bit of the hockey playoffs while talking (most non-romantic setting possible)... she expressed her desire to have a bf and eventually husband and kids. Literally she talked about what she was going to name her son. UGHGHH (is this your long lost sister sacul?)

She texts me after asking "was that a date?" I reply that it wasn't, then she gives me a smarmy remark that basically said nbs. Bleh, I was trying to be nice but instead wasted an evening for both of us.

If you were in her position, I find it unlikely you'd want her to "try and be nice" by taking you out on a non-date that you thought was a date. The lesson here? If you're not interested, be explicitly so.

This. The situation with genders reversed would have resulted in an enormous emo whine on Reddit about how girls give mixed signal and use guy friends for when they want some attention.

Friday night saw some (i think) pretty good facebook flirting with the girl I've got my eye on. Then last night she changed her profile pic from one which wasn't that flattering (licking her friends face at a party) to one which is teh hotness. See her again for the first time (since the first time) on Saturday night and the pic has totally thrown off my and replaced with

Must.Be.More.Alpha.

[Sponk]

Must.Be.More.Alpha.

The challenge. Accept it.

[pratell]

had a date with a lady from okcupid tonight. was pretty good. no lulls in conversation really, but she did ask me if i'd have sex with my cousin. red flag? nope, turns out i got drunk one night and answered in the affirmative on okcupid.

[I Legionnaire]

I forgot how simple it is to ask random girls out. Met girl at the library and got a beer with her. When we parted ways and I asked for her number turned out she was seeing someone of course. vov nbdl, felt nice to hit on a girl again. Also, still got dem #s.

[Spaztick]

I forgot how simple it is to ask random girls out. Met girl at the library and got a beer with her. When we parted ways and I asked for her number turned out she was seeing someone of course. vov nbdl, felt nice to hit on a girl again. Also, still got dem #s.

You are now her backup. Better than nothing!

[Chrien]

I wonder if something similar is happening to me...
I asked a girl from one of my classes out on Thursday via FB (yes i'm that much of a coward...), we've been "uni friends" for about 6 weeks. Anyways she said no as she'd just started seeing someone else and it wouldn't be appropriate (whatever that means, kidn of redundant addition?). Come today in class I wasn't sure what would happen, whether it would be awkward etc. To cut a long story short it was as if I'd never sent the message, we chatted like normal about shit we talk about then had lunch afterwards like we normally do and talked for an hour. I don't have many female friends and never any that I've been interested in let alone them being aware I'm interested... is this normal? It doesn't bother me at all, I'm not actively looking for a relationship so its not like this friendship is getting in the way of anything but I'm just a bit confused.

[Fitzy]

I wonder if something similar is happening to me...
I asked a girl from one of my classes out on Thursday via FB (yes i'm that much of a coward...), we've been "uni friends" for about 6 weeks. Anyways she said no as she'd just started seeing someone else and it wouldn't be appropriate (whatever that means, kidn of redundant addition?). Come today in class I wasn't sure what would happen, whether it would be awkward etc. To cut a long story short it was as if I'd never sent the message, we chatted like normal about shit we talk about then had lunch afterwards like we normally do and talked for an hour. I don't have many female friends and never any that I've been interested in let alone them being aware I'm interested... is this normal? It doesn't bother me at all, I'm not actively looking for a relationship so its not like this friendship is getting in the way of anything but I'm just a bit confused.

Totally normal, congrats you have a female uni friend. Soon enough she will take pity on you or being single and start introducing you to her friends.

Assuming she never finds out that you still stalk her on FB. Then it will be awkward.

[Lallante]

I wonder if something similar is happening to me...
I asked a girl from one of my classes out on Thursday via FB (yes i'm that much of a coward...), we've been "uni friends" for about 6 weeks. Anyways she said no as she'd just started seeing someone else and it wouldn't be appropriate (whatever that means, kidn of redundant addition?). Come today in class I wasn't sure what would happen, whether it would be awkward etc. To cut a long story short it was as if I'd never sent the message, we chatted like normal about shit we talk about then had lunch afterwards like we normally do and talked for an hour. I don't have many female friends and never any that I've been interested in let alone them being aware I'm interested... is this normal? It doesn't bother me at all, I'm not actively looking for a relationship so its not like this friendship is getting in the way of anything but I'm just a bit confused.

Being able to be chill in situations like this is a sign you are becoming less of a social retard. GOOD WORK!

Also if you find yourself pining after her, getting jealous, or falling for her you need to back away fast. If you can just manage being friends without hoping for more then great success.

[Chrien]

I've never had a problem socialising with girls or in general, I'm pretty laid back and hold conversation well. Anything beyond friendship though /facepalm
And its not FB stalking if we're FB friends right? (I deliberatly never looked at her profile tbh)

[Fitzy]

I've never had a problem socialising with girls or in general, I'm pretty laid back and hold conversation well. Anything beyond friendship though /facepalm
And its not FB stalking if we're FB friends right? (I deliberatly never looked at her profile tbh)

Fuck that, get in there and find out who her hot friends are!

[XenosisReaper]

I wonder if something similar is happening to me...
I asked a girl from one of my classes out on Thursday via FB (yes i'm that much of a coward...), we've been "uni friends" for about 6 weeks. Anyways she said no as she'd just started seeing someone else and it wouldn't be appropriate (whatever that means, kidn of redundant addition?). Come today in class I wasn't sure what would happen, whether it would be awkward etc. To cut a long story short it was as if I'd never sent the message, we chatted like normal about shit we talk about then had lunch afterwards like we normally do and talked for an hour. I don't have many female friends and never any that I've been interested in let alone them being aware I'm interested... is this normal? It doesn't bother me at all, I'm not actively looking for a relationship so its not like this friendship is getting in the way of anything but I'm just a bit confused.

Being able to be chill in situations like this is a sign you are becoming less of a social retard. GOOD WORK!

Also if you find yourself pining after her, getting jealous, or falling for her you need to back away fast. If you can just manage being friends without hoping for more then great success.

hmm, I'm agreeing with a lall post,

Be prepared to bail with all speed if your brain derps and becomes attached to her.

Or, if you're me, you can ignore that advice and pine for her for 4 years while she fucks everyone you know and half the night club scene

[Fitzy]

I wonder if something similar is happening to me...
I asked a girl from one of my classes out on Thursday via FB (yes i'm that much of a coward...), we've been "uni friends" for about 6 weeks. Anyways she said no as she'd just started seeing someone else and it wouldn't be appropriate (whatever that means, kidn of redundant addition?). Come today in class I wasn't sure what would happen, whether it would be awkward etc. To cut a long story short it was as if I'd never sent the message, we chatted like normal about shit we talk about then had lunch afterwards like we normally do and talked for an hour. I don't have many female friends and never any that I've been interested in let alone them being aware I'm interested... is this normal? It doesn't bother me at all, I'm not actively looking for a relationship so its not like this friendship is getting in the way of anything but I'm just a bit confused.

Being able to be chill in situations like this is a sign you are becoming less of a social retard. GOOD WORK!

Also if you find yourself pining after her, getting jealous, or falling for her you need to back away fast. If you can just manage being friends without hoping for more then great success.

hmm, I'm agreeing with a lall post,

Be prepared to bail with all speed if your brain derps and becomes attached to her.

Or, if you're me, you can ignore that advice and pine for her for 4 years while she fucks everyone you know and half the night club scene

Seriously you have issues.

[keiiko netsova]

I wonder if something similar is happening to me...
I asked a girl from one of my classes out on Thursday via FB (yes i'm that much of a coward...), we've been "uni friends" for about 6 weeks. Anyways she said no as she'd just started seeing someone else and it wouldn't be appropriate (whatever that means, kidn of redundant addition?). Come today in class I wasn't sure what would happen, whether it would be awkward etc. To cut a long story short it was as if I'd never sent the message, we chatted like normal about shit we talk about then had lunch afterwards like we normally do and talked for an hour. I don't have many female friends and never any that I've been interested in let alone them being aware I'm interested... is this normal? It doesn't bother me at all, I'm not actively looking for a relationship so its not like this friendship is getting in the way of anything but I'm just a bit confused.

Being able to be chill in situations like this is a sign you are becoming less of a social retard. GOOD WORK!

Also if you find yourself pining after her, getting jealous, or falling for her you need to back away fast. If you can just manage being friends without hoping for more then great success.

This. It shouldn't bother you, nothing to be confused about. As said, make sure you don't start fixating on her.


With human ingenuity being what it is, how have better condoms not yet been invented? Used one for the first time in ages, and even the thin ones feel as if I've locked my cock in a padded cell


This might be TMI, but they also feel as if they're choking when they're on, which is really not good for boner maintenance. Any idea on brands that don't do that so much?

[Lallante]

Using a crisp packet or carrier bag is actually better in most circumstances.. , pringles tube is hard mode./

[keiiko netsova]

Using a crisp packet or carrier bag is actually better in most circumstances.. , pringles tube is hard mode./

Choad pringles tube or normal?