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    Hey just FYI Xeno girls aren't property. If you aren't dating you get no say in who she fucks. you should calm down and move on before you do something regrettable again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wall View Post
    Hey just FYI Xeno girls aren't property. If you aren't dating you get no say in who she fucks. you should calm down and move on before you do something regrettable again.
    Of course they arnt but you never got atleast a little angry/jealous when somebody was fucking some you wanted? Like not at all?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacul View Post
    On the other hand i usually have relationships (as in more than sex for a few weeks) with people who are interesting and have something to say beyond work, the latest lipgloss or random soap opera #345 so yeah....get a better girlfriend?
    This. Tarm & Sacul are right, (most) women want to know how you feel about stuff you did. Key is actually having a relationship with a smart person, so that the resulting conversation is quality. (Goes both ways btw).

    Edit: herp derp, deleted a bit as I realised I should have had coffee before poasting

    Quote Originally Posted by Sacul View Post
    I must be truely in love because i like things i normally hate in other women. When she farts it smells like roses (haha not really but she doesnt stink thats a plus), when she burps she goes red faced, when she snors (and by god she snors) it sounds like a symphony that i can play with (i actually do this its hilarious she makes different noises if i stroke her arm or face or back and i am in the process of making a symphony out of it).
    Dawwwwwwwwww!

    P.S. Xenosis: how many women can you be stuck on at the same time? Don't answer that question, come to think of it. And don't start drinking again.
    Last edited by indi; April 12 2012 at 05:11:49 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wall View Post
    Hey just FYI Xeno girls aren't property. If you aren't dating you get no say in who she fucks. you should calm down and move on before you do something regrettable again.
    C

    Xenosis, seriously, get over yourself. For your own sake and that of those around you. If being around this girl (who you sexually assaulted last week...) makes you jealous to the point of violence, maybe you ought to not hang around with her? And for fucks sake stop/don't start drinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by definatelynotKKassandra View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Wall View Post
    Hey just FYI Xeno girls aren't property. If you aren't dating you get no say in who she fucks. you should calm down and move on before you do something regrettable again.
    C

    Xenosis, seriously, get over yourself. For your own sake and that of those around you. If being around this girl (who you sexually assaulted last week...) makes you jealous to the point of violence, maybe you ought to not hang around with her? And for fucks sake stop/don't start drinking.
    Wrong girl mate.
    Coming soon(tm).


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    Really? I'm confused. Although Victim and Object of Insane Jealousy being different people isnt really any better if Xeno wants to stay out of prison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by indi View Post
    women want to know how you feel about stuff you did.
    Serious question: what if you don't really feel anything about the vast majority of stuff you do on a regular basis? I could make a sandwich, don't really feel anything about it. I could get given a 2 week project by my boss, probably wouldn't feel anything about it. I suppose I'm quite an emotionally neutral person.

    Also Xenosis, screw the haters man. You do whatever it takes to preserve the maiden's honour (try not to kill anyone though)

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    It's not about what you feel, it's about giving emotional feedback about stuff they feel.

    I could dig up that recent article, but :effort:, so tl;dr: Men want to see their women happy, women want to see their men empathically react to their emotional state of affairs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paradox View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by indi View Post
    women want to know how you feel about stuff you did.
    Serious question: what if you don't really feel anything about the vast majority of stuff you do on a regular basis? I could make a sandwich, don't really feel anything about it. I could get given a 2 week project by my boss, probably wouldn't feel anything about it. I suppose I'm quite an emotionally neutral person.
    Then you fake it, really just pretend. Just tell her the story of how you made a sammich, i sliced two tomatoes, put a bun in the oven, bought some good grade mozarella etc etc or say some stuff about the project. A relationship is maintenance and depending on your partner high or low maintenance but without any it will dissolve. Sorry to say that with wimmen maintenance is usually talking (not just that and differs per person aswell but its a rule of thumb that goes with the vast majority).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paradox View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by indi View Post
    women want to know how you feel about stuff you did.
    Serious question: what if you don't really feel anything about the vast majority of stuff you do on a regular basis? I could make a sandwich, don't really feel anything about it. I could get given a 2 week project by my boss, probably wouldn't feel anything about it. I suppose I'm quite an emotionally neutral person.
    I dunno, I'm like that too, and a lot of guys I know are. I'll talk someones ear off about baseball or minecraft or cool science articles I read recently but 90% of my interactions generate no reaction and or frustration. It doesn't exactly make for interesting conversation, which is why talking to most women makes me want to slit my wrists.
    Also Xenosis, screw the haters man. You do whatever it takes to preserve the maiden's honour (try not to kill anyone though)
    stop egging him on, the last thing we need is for him to go out and publicize us by murdering an acquaintance on your dumb advice.

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    xeno mate you really have to let your sister go

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Boomtown View Post
    xeno mate you really have to let your sister go
    inb4fritzl
    Contract stuff to Seraphina Amaranth.

    "You give me the awful impression - I hate to have to say - of someone who hasn't read any of the arguments against your position. Ever."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Boomtown View Post
    xeno mate you really have to let your sister go
    +rep


    And on the subject of emotions: I'm a man, I get far too fired up over sports but not much else phases me one way or the other.

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    Boomtown's XR sister jokes have dragged him out of negative rep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Varcaus View Post
    Of course they arnt but you never got atleast a little angry/jealous when somebody was fucking some you wanted? Like not at all?
    Not really? Few billion women on the planet why compete for one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resi View Post
    Boomtown's XR sister jokes have dragged him out of negative rep.
    nah, loosing my virginity did

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkeysphere View Post
    WHY OH WHY DO WOMEN NEED TO TALK FOR AGES ON THE PHONE/SKYPE


    TEN MINUTES LATER, 70 minutes into the conversation: STILL JESUS FUCHING RHIST JKfgdjkhgdfff SHUT UTP AND GO TO SLEEP I WANT TO WATCH A SHOW I HAVENT WATCHED A SINGLE EPISODE OF ANY FUCKING SHOW IN FUCKING SIX MONTHS
    So that long distance relationship thing is going well then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GiDiYi View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkeysphere View Post
    WHY OH WHY DO WOMEN NEED TO TALK FOR AGES ON THE PHONE/SKYPE
    This is so much of the truth, I can't do anything but quote it for the great wisdom in those words.

    Phones are the devils invention to torture the species called men, because they _just_ _won't_ _fucking_ _stop_ while dinner is kicking the bucket in the kitchen, Game of Thrones wants to be watched, the laundry sits in the machine since 2 bloody hours and there is generally a lot of interesting or necessary stuff to do.

    Don't get me wrong, I do... kinda like her (nope, I won't say it), but seriously I don't give a fucking shit about what Melinda told her today. Short summary of a usual conversation:

    She: "don't you remember, we've met her in the second year in university? Bit fattish, brown hair and short. Very nice person. She recently broke up with Tim (editors note: no clue who that is) and she happened to be in the same course as me by pure accident. So she told me....(and so on and on and on)"

    Me: *MAXIMUM COOLFACING ON PHONE* "I have absolutely no bloody clue who you are talking about, because that was 10 BLOODY YEARS AGO!".

    At least this is what I should have said.

    Instead I said: "Oh, that's nice, what else did she say?"

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    If this is what conversations with your girlfriend are like, perhaps its worth trying dating someone who isnt a vacuous retard.
    Last edited by Lallante; April 12 2012 at 11:27:15 AM.

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    <3 lall

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lallante View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by GiDiYi View Post
    SPLUUURRGGGEEEEE
    If this is what conversations with your girlfriend are like, perhaps its worth trying dating someone who isnt a vacuous retard.
    It's days like this that I'm so fucking grateful that I met my missus. Who doesn't talk shit, ever... who thinks it's fucking hilarious when I trick her into rubbing my arse whilst I fart on her hand, and who brings me beer whilst I'm playing games.

    On the flip side, she has attacked me in my sleep twice due to migraine drug induced crazy dreams. Although the description of her dream featuring "baby aliens around the bed" was pretty lol
    I'm not a girl, and I don't know what a "Mendolorian" is.. I think it might be a self healing car that travels through time.

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