I suck with girls and nobody understands me (wait-married (for now)) EMO MEGATHREAD 3

[pratell]

I manned up

I don't really know how to explain what happened, but I woke up with an extra person in my bed

(I literally remember nothing of the last 6 hours)

SO. MUCH. WAT. (and hnnnnngh)

Was it her or someone else?

It was her, apparently I'm "not a terrible shag" so I'm taking that as a win

She made me bacon for breakfast, it was glorious

GG dude, what did you tell her

[XenosisReaper]

I manned up

I don't really know how to explain what happened, but I woke up with an extra person in my bed

(I literally remember nothing of the last 6 hours)

SO. MUCH. WAT. (and hnnnnngh)

Was it her or someone else?

It was her, apparently I'm "not a terrible shag" so I'm taking that as a win

She made me bacon for breakfast, it was glorious

GG dude, what did you tell her

I drunkenly admitted to liking her while she was sitting on me, and alcohol did the rest (i have no memory of what happened after that)

[Resi]

Hooray, it's always nice when things work out for an emo poster

[spm1138]

I manned up

I don't really know how to explain what happened, but I woke up with an extra person in my bed

(I literally remember nothing of the last 6 hours)

SO. MUCH. WAT. (and hnnnnngh)

Was it her or someone else?

It was her, apparently I'm "not a terrible shag" so I'm taking that as a win

She made me bacon for breakfast, it was glorious

GG dude, what did you tell her

I drunkenly admitted to liking her while she was sitting on me, and alcohol did the rest (i have no memory of what happened after that)

Big ups.

[ctrlchris]

I manned up

I don't really know how to explain what happened, but I woke up with an extra person in my bed

(I literally remember nothing of the last 6 hours)

SO. MUCH. WAT. (and hnnnnngh)

Was it her or someone else?

It was her, apparently I'm "not a terrible shag" so I'm taking that as a win

She made me bacon for breakfast, it was glorious

GG dude, what did you tell her

I drunkenly admitted to liking her while she was sitting on me, and alcohol did the rest (i have no memory of what happened after that)

Big up I guess m8

[Sponk]

I manned up

I don't really know how to explain what happened, but I woke up with an extra person in my bed

(I literally remember nothing of the last 6 hours)

SO. MUCH. WAT. (and hnnnnngh)

Was it her or someone else?

It was her, apparently I'm "not a terrible shag" so I'm taking that as a win

She made me bacon for breakfast, it was glorious

GG dude, what did you tell her

I drunkenly admitted to liking her while she was sitting on me, and alcohol did the rest (i have no memory of what happened after that)

Big up I guess m8

friendzone-combo breaker

[dynamical]

I manned up

I don't really know how to explain what happened, but I woke up with an extra person in my bed

(I literally remember nothing of the last 6 hours)

SO. MUCH. WAT. (and hnnnnngh)

Was it her or someone else?

It was her, apparently I'm "not a terrible shag" so I'm taking that as a win

She made me bacon for breakfast, it was glorious

GG dude, what did you tell her

I drunkenly admitted to liking her while she was sitting on me, and alcohol did the rest (i have no memory of what happened after that)

Big ups, seems like a perfect outcome tbh

[Fitzy]

The real question is: was she actaully shagging the other guy or was that some emo conspiracy your head cooked up for you?

[Varcaus]

The real question is: was she actaully shagging the other guy or was that some emo conspiracy your head cooked up for you?

And are you both now shagging her.

[Me]

The real question is: was she actaully shagging the other guy or was that some emo conspiracy your head cooked up for you?

And are you both now shagging her.

Since he can't remember last night, did both of you shag her?

[lt]

Big Up! Bacon for breakfast is nice.

[Wall]

Sharing an igloo eh?

[indi]

I'm counting this as another emothread success, although I'm not too sure that is actually true.

Now go forth and be happy.

[Dr.Boomtown]

your sister is gonna get jealous now xeno

[halbarad]

your sister is gonna get jealous now xeno

+rep

[shoki]

I manned up

I don't really know how to explain what happened, but I woke up with an extra person in my bed

(I literally remember nothing of the last 6 hours)

SO. MUCH. WAT. (and hnnnnngh)

fuck off
you don't belong here

[The Monkeysphere]

Sharing an igloo eh?

Thanks for adding reputation to this user. May you be lucky enough to receive the same Reputation back in turn.



Hey, props for NOT BEING A FUCKING IDIOT and going for it when THE GIRL IS SITTING ON YOU. Protip: she's sitting on you.


Hurr, I am in a pre-LDR situation and falling for this chick madly (she seems to be doing similarly). Stayed with her for 3 days last weekend, gonna do another 3 next weekend, hurrr so much romantic want.

[Lallante]

Hurr, I am in a pre-LDR situation and falling for this chick madly

Monkeysphere in "no local" non-shocker!

[lt]

Hurr, I am in a pre-LDR situation and falling for this chick madly

Monkeysphere in "no local" non-shocker!

Tapatalk wont let me +rep you, will try and remember it when I get home.

[The Monkeysphere]

Hurr, I am in a pre-LDR situation and falling for this chick madly

Monkeysphere in "no local" non-shocker!

All my friends keep telling me I achieved tackle impossibly fast. Also one of her best friends who I is in my group at med school (so I see her daily) didn't see it happen at all.