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    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
    got groped by the army checking in
    I'm not a girl, and I don't know what a "Mendolorian" is.. I think it might be a self healing car that travels through time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kransthow View Post

    Both my parents are doctors and my tackle has yet to be medically fondled.

    Do you guys thrust your bawls in your doctor's face or something.
    So that's why mine remain un-fondled.
    brb doctor

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    Quote Originally Posted by ctrlchris View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Kransthow View Post

    Both my parents are doctors and my tackle has yet to be medically fondled.

    Do you guys thrust your bawls in your doctor's face or something.
    So that's why mine remain un-fondled.
    brb doctor
    nah m8ight, some of us are just the right combination of easy and attractive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diicc Tater View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ctrlchris View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Kransthow View Post

    Both my parents are doctors and my tackle has yet to be medically fondled.

    Do you guys thrust your bawls in your doctor's face or something.
    So that's why mine remain un-fondled.
    brb doctor
    nah m8ight, some of us are just the right combination of easy and attractive.

    Im just going to assume im not easy enough.

    Your posting is medium, its not rare and its not well done
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    Quote Originally Posted by ctrlchris View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Diicc Tater View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kransthow View Post

    Both my parents are doctors and my tackle has yet to be medically fondled.

    Do you guys thrust your bawls in your doctor's face or something.
    So that's why mine remain un-fondled.
    brb doctor
    nah m8ight, some of us are just the right combination of easy and attractive.

    Im just going to assume im not easy enough.


    Actually I should probably go to the docs and get my balls fondled get a check up and that.

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    Welp, off to a couple of days of awkward flirting it is~

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkeysphere View Post
    Welp, off to a couple of days of awkward flirting it is~
    Dude, flirting is awesome. Enter the game with a positive attitude...you might like it

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    I'm out drinking with my sis and her mates, just noticed that tyre girl i'm chatting up has hairier arms than me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chakrai View Post
    I'm out drinking with my sis and her mates, just noticed that tyre girl i'm chatting up has hairier arms than me.
    PUSH THROUGH IT MATE

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    Girl I am talking to is taken. Time to pull a Rans I guess.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chakrai View Post
    I'm out drinking with my sis and her mates, just noticed that tyre girl i'm chatting up has hairier arms than me.
    You aren't fucking her arms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Chakrai View Post
    I'm out drinking with my sis and her mates, just noticed that tyre girl i'm chatting up has hairier arms than me.
    You aren't fucking her arms.
    says you

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    Oh Jesus.

    Woke up next to the roughest looking girl I have ever shagged.

    I need to get my dick tested.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chakrai View Post
    I'm out drinking with my sis and her mates, just noticed that tyre girl i'm chatting up has hairier arms than me.
    Quote Originally Posted by Chakrai View Post
    Oh Jesus.

    Woke up next to the roughest looking girl I have ever shagged.

    I need to get my dick tested.
    You would have thought tyre girl should have had a rubber.

    Fuck, i'm terrible.
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    Just for the record, "sending a needy text" is never the right answer.

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    Herp. Or herpes. Whatever.

    Edit: Different girl. Last night I stared into the abyss, and it stared back.

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    As predicted im completely of my rocker but my gf and one of my best mates are helping me. Week that i have been working pARt time last 4 months is over as of 2 hours ago.

    im glad i have meds and counsilling plus new friends or else i would have fallen over the cliff

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacul View Post
    im glad i have meds and counsilling plus new friends or else i would have fallen over the cliff
    Best of luck mate, speedy recovery to 'normaility' and all that.


    Went to old friend's birthday do yesterday. Nearly chickened out earlier in the week, but didn't so that's progress I guess. Still did quite a lot of standing around not saying anything afriad to enter conversations, but wasn't TOO bad.

    OTOH, also realised I was literally the only single person there which was quite depressing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by definatelynotKKassandra View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sacul View Post
    im glad i have meds and counsilling plus new friends or else i would have fallen over the cliff
    Best of luck mate, speedy recovery to 'normaility' and all that.


    Went to old friend's birthday do yesterday. Nearly chickened out earlier in the week, but didn't so that's progress I guess. Still did quite a lot of standing around not saying anything afriad to enter conversations, but wasn't TOO bad.

    OTOH, also realised I was literally the only single person there which was quite depressing.
    Welcome to test 6 years of my life. You get used to the single thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacul View Post
    im glad i have meds and counsilling plus new friends or else i would have fallen over the cliff
    On the plus side you'll have a hard time finding a cliff around here. Get well soon!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkeysphere View Post
    Welp, off to a couple of days of awkward flirting it is~
    Owned (not me, naturally). I have no idea how I keep pulling it off. The girl is absolutely awesome.

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