I suck with girls and nobody understands me (wait-married (for now)) EMO MEGATHREAD 3

[Sofia Roseburn]

She wants to rustle your jimmies.

This doesn't mean what you think it means.

[Loire]

Difficulty: drunkpoasting

So I'm at my first fanfest, and after spending a week here, decyphering the local Icelandic girls is something I swear even Alan Turing would have problems dealing with. These chicks, from an American perspective at least, are brick fucking walls. I finally met up with an Icelandic psych student and had her explain this shit to me - apparently the chicks here on this overgrown lava rock are the exact opposite of what one (at least, a yank) would expect - sex first, THEN they take the results of that and determine if a relationship is worth pursuing. There's no flirting, there's no first/second/third base crap that one would reasonably expect to go progress through... ergo, no hints that things might progress, and certainly no one-night-stands, etc. Fine, but this means foreigners are pretty much completely shut out. I'm so mad, bros. Fuck this place in the ass with thor's hammer. Having to deal with the sausagefest that is fanfest is bad enough.

In the name of science, since I hope to attend Fanfest one day, and picking up an Icelandic girl is probably going to be the main event: Are you in any way good looking?

[Sponk]

apparently the chicks here on this overgrown lava rock are the exact opposite of what one (at least, a yank) would expect - sex first, THEN they take the results of that and determine if a relationship is worth pursuing. There's no flirting, there's no first/second/third base crap that one would reasonably expect to go progress through... ergo, no hints that things might progress, and certainly no one-night-stands, etc.

I don't follow the logic.

[Rans]

Last year guys from my alliance got laid with icelandic girls so dunno what you're going on about.

[Chrien]

The whole yank attitude is probably chick repellant.

[Sacul]

Difficulty: drunkpoasting

So I'm at my first fanfest, and after spending a week here, decyphering the local Icelandic girls is something I swear even Alan Turing would have problems dealing with. These chicks, from an American perspective at least, are brick fucking walls. I finally met up with an Icelandic psych student and had her explain this shit to me - apparently the chicks here on this overgrown lava rock are the exact opposite of what one (at least, a yank) would expect - sex first, THEN they take the results of that and determine if a relationship is worth pursuing. There's no flirting, there's no first/second/third base crap that one would reasonably expect to go progress through... ergo, no hints that things might progress, and certainly no one-night-stands, etc. Fine, but this means foreigners are pretty much completely shut out. I'm so mad, bros. Fuck this place in the ass with thor's hammer. Having to deal with the sausagefest that is fanfest is bad enough.

Neckbeard spotted!

Also logic does not compute

[Hast]

Difficulty: drunkpoasting

So I'm at my first fanfest, and after spending a week here, decyphering the local Icelandic girls is something I swear even Alan Turing would have problems dealing with. These chicks, from an American perspective at least, are brick fucking walls. I finally met up with an Icelandic psych student and had her explain this shit to me - apparently the chicks here on this overgrown lava rock are the exact opposite of what one (at least, a yank) would expect - sex first, THEN they take the results of that and determine if a relationship is worth pursuing. There's no flirting, there's no first/second/third base crap that one would reasonably expect to go progress through... ergo, no hints that things might progress, and certainly no one-night-stands, etc. Fine, but this means foreigners are pretty much completely shut out. I'm so mad, bros. Fuck this place in the ass with thor's hammer. Having to deal with the sausagefest that is fanfest is bad enough.

Neckbeard spotted!

Also logic does not compute

"Hi, I am on Iceland for a geek convention about internet spaceships! Want to have sex?"

[Sacul]

Difficulty: drunkpoasting

So I'm at my first fanfest, and after spending a week here, decyphering the local Icelandic girls is something I swear even Alan Turing would have problems dealing with. These chicks, from an American perspective at least, are brick fucking walls. I finally met up with an Icelandic psych student and had her explain this shit to me - apparently the chicks here on this overgrown lava rock are the exact opposite of what one (at least, a yank) would expect - sex first, THEN they take the results of that and determine if a relationship is worth pursuing. There's no flirting, there's no first/second/third base crap that one would reasonably expect to go progress through... ergo, no hints that things might progress, and certainly no one-night-stands, etc. Fine, but this means foreigners are pretty much completely shut out. I'm so mad, bros. Fuck this place in the ass with thor's hammer. Having to deal with the sausagefest that is fanfest is bad enough.

Neckbeard spotted!

Also logic does not compute

"Hi, I am on Iceland for a geek convention about internet spaceships! Want to have sex?"

Yeah he is doing it wrong.
I would just say i was on a international business trip and just visited a convention centre. If she would ask me more i would say it was for a international online service company with more customers than Iceland has citizens and a revenue comparable to Icelands GDP. By that time she will have allready decided to fuck me or not.

Then again i would never visit Fanfest.

[Chakrai]

I am a fleet commander for the most devastating fighting force in history. At my word I can unleash energys unseen since the universe was born. I am known and feared across thousands of planetary systems. My will has forged an empire across a hundred worlds, an empire that feeds from the very planets and moons it holds sway over. At my whim a thousand warriors hurl themselves into battle. Can I buy you a drink?

The stuff on my hands? Oh that's Cheeto dust. It doesn't come out.

[DevilDude]

Difficulty: drunkpoasting

So I'm at my first fanfest, and after spending a week here, decyphering the local Icelandic girls is something I swear even Alan Turing would have problems dealing with. These chicks, from an American perspective at least, are brick fucking walls. I finally met up with an Icelandic psych student and had her explain this shit to me - apparently the chicks here on this overgrown lava rock are the exact opposite of what one (at least, a yank) would expect - sex first, THEN they take the results of that and determine if a relationship is worth pursuing. There's no flirting, there's no first/second/third base crap that one would reasonably expect to go progress through... ergo, no hints that things might progress, and certainly no one-night-stands, etc. Fine, but this means foreigners are pretty much completely shut out. I'm so mad, bros. Fuck this place in the ass with thor's hammer. Having to deal with the sausagefest that is fanfest is bad enough.

Neckbeard spotted!

Also logic does not compute

"Hi, I am on Iceland for a geek convention about internet spaceships! Want to have sex?"

Yeah he is doing it wrong.
I would just say i was on a international business trip and just visited a convention centre. If she would ask me more i would say it was for a international online service company with more customers than Iceland has citizens and a revenue comparable to Icelands GDP. By that time she will have allready decided to fuck me or not.

Then again i would never visit Fanfest.

There's also the more money than sense angle, I almost went this year myself but I had a conference in miami ending thurs directly preceded by a wedding in maui (not me, my cousin). Playing up the idea that you can randomly jet around the planet because you feel like it is a good way to get past the 'ugh nerd' impression.

[FatFreddy]

Going to Iceland for science fiction nerdgame convention, pissed off that in a week of stay girls don't line up for your penis and your drunk self: I get the impression that they are doing it right.

Also, I am very amused about you whining about the abscence of the dating "rules". You're in Yurop, not in Murica, your retarded "rule" and "the game" thing for people who need to follow made-up social codes for the vain idiot majority from one of the most superficially prude societies doesn't really apply here.
tl;dr What Chrien said.

[XenosisReaper]

I am a fleet commander for the most devastating fighting force in history. At my word I can unleash energys unseen since the universe was born. I am known and feared across thousands of planetary systems. My will has forged an empire across a hundred worlds, an empire that feeds from the very planets and moons it holds sway over. At my whim a thousand warriors hurl themselves into battle. Can I buy you a drink?

The stuff on my hands? Oh that's Cheeto dust. It doesn't come out.

big up +rep

[Spaztick]

She wants to rustle your jimmies.

This doesn't mean what you think it means.

It means what I want it to mean.

She verbed my nouns.

[Daneel Trevize]

decyphering the local Icelandic girls is something I swear even Alan Turing would have problems dealing with.

Oh I don't think he'd have spend much time on that problem...

[The Monkeysphere]

decyphering the local Icelandic girls is something I swear even Alan Turing would have problems dealing with.

Oh I don't think he'd have spend much time on that problem...

He wouldn't have had the balls to do that.

[Spaztick]

Icelandic women rejecting neckbeards, and all is well with the world.

[XenosisReaper]

decyphering the local Icelandic girls is something I swear even Alan Turing would have problems dealing with.

Oh I don't think he'd have spend much time on that problem...

He wouldn't have had the balls to do that.

It's funny because he was gay

[Derpy'eart]

tldr: How do i turn down a threesome with 2 hot chicks that would probably destroy my relationship?
even worse, it's my girl that wants it, so refusing could also have bad consequences for me.

Background:
Ok this is going to sound shallow as fuck, but if i were to go into more detail on this would be a wall of text noone would want to read.

So, I am in love with this girl. I really am. She's younger but smarter than me, got a really great taste in pretty much everything, is really boss at playing piano, great body, i can carry on and on.
My feelings for her are so ridiculously pure that i am unable to flirt with her like with other girls. I just can't, she makes me so happy that I've become soft or something.
And maybe that's an issue, but theres' an even biger one, we live far away from each other and pretty much can't stand each other's friends.
She can't stand mine because she's apparently exes with one of my best friends (which she told me AFTER we started seeing each other!!! ), and most of her friends are annoying as fuck and impossible to have a normal conversation with. Especially Rebecca.

Rebecca is basically my antithesis in this situation. She's a really desperate bint with a nasty humor, grinds on any non-ugly guy that is nice to her, always fucks it up, and then comes whining back to my girlfriend and (jokingly?) grinds on her instead. Yet my girlfriend is always nice to her for whatever reason, even though it's always the same story.
I must admit, Rebecca got the looks and can be funny as hell, but she really doesn't know any limits, and apparently my girl seems to like that. Maybe she finds in her what she lacks in me, since i can't flirt with her the way she does, but I really can't stand Rebecca, and the two of them together are even worse sometimes.

Me and my girl live far apart and only see each other on weekends.
Sometimes i regret having any sort of taste in movies, because tbh I'd like to occasionally drag her to some shitty movie just to be with HER.
But she won't do any cheesy couples stuff anyway, and we don't go to each others parties since we dislike each others friends, so we just fuck for 3 days straight when we can, except when theres a nice gig in town that both of us can afford. So basically all we do is spend weekends at her place, mine, or at Rebecca's because my girlfriend sees her as the only mutual friend we both like.

Well I don't... And not that being nothing more but her weekend sex toy is enough for me, but I would still rather do it at hers or mine instead of rebecca's.
Needless to say, it didn't come as a surprise when they hinted at a threesome. Call me gay, but i just can't do it. Not only because of the huge emotional attachment I have to my girl, but also because I can't stand Rebecca, and am even afraid of what someone as nasty as her could pull off in the bedroom.
And I don't think our relationship would survive after such an encounter anyway, i wouldn't be able to look my girl in the eyes afterwards.
I'm sure i could do it with other women, just not.. her. I like her too much.

[Miriam Sasko]

Just out of curiosity: How long have you been with your girl?

[Sacul]

Just out of curiosity: How long have you been with your girl?

Would rather know how old derpy is.