I suck with girls and nobody understands me (wait-married (for now)) EMO MEGATHREAD 3

[Mrenda]

Good. That's pretty much what it's been so far and I'd like to keep it that way/maybe make it disappear if something comes on the horizon (or in her nose). Just wondering whether I'll be pulling a dick move or not.

You could be pulling a dick move. It depends if she realises these are booty calls or not. This is an idea, and I haven't worked it out fully, but did you think of going out with her and transitioning her into the friendzone? So you'd go out with a group of friends, and not call the booty (go somewhere with her) at the end of the night. It might work if you and her have been out with groups of friends together before.

[Cool09]

I don't see what the problem is.

You can just start seeing someone else, no need to "break up" with a fuck buddy if you are both clear on what's goin on. If it's not clear, then make it clear by... crazy idea... talking to her.

[Tarminic]

You can just start seeing someone else, no need to "break up" with a fuck buddy if you are both clear on what's goin on. If it's not clear, then make it clear by... crazy idea... talking to her.

This. If you're honest with her about the relationship than what's wrong with just saying "Hey, I'm seeing someone now, so we can't fuck anymore. I had a lot of fun though! Smiley face."

[lt]

You can just start seeing someone else, no need to "break up" with a fuck buddy if you are both clear on what's goin on. If it's not clear, then make it clear by... crazy idea... talking to her.

This. If you're honest with her about the relationship than what's wrong with just saying "Hey, I'm seeing someone now, so we can't fuck anymore. I had a lot of fun though! Smiley face."

"Smiley face"?

:TpTlk:

[Airow]

sooo... she has a boyfriend... fml Last week I saw them (her and bf) at a BBQ and either I'm blind or there were no signs that they're a couple? so weird

well exams ahead, at least I can now try to stop thinking about her.

[Tarminic]

You can just start seeing someone else, no need to "break up" with a fuck buddy if you are both clear on what's goin on. If it's not clear, then make it clear by... crazy idea... talking to her.

This. If you're honest with her about the relationship than what's wrong with just saying "Hey, I'm seeing someone now, so we can't fuck anymore. I had a lot of fun though! Smiley face."

"Smiley face"?

:TpTlk:

I dunno, whatever the fuck you kids do these days, with your dubstep and your sketchers and your Nissan Cubes.

[Me]

So how do you guys manage booty calls?
And more specifically, an oxymoron of sorts: how do you end a booty call "relationship" without being a dick?

Surprised no one's said it yet. Cum in her nose.

Then again, that might fall into the being a dick category.

[ctrlchris]

So how do you guys manage booty calls?
And more specifically, an oxymoron of sorts: how do you end a booty call "relationship" without being a dick?

Be awful at sex.
Learn how to ejaculate prematurely.

She will soon get bored and leave but not want to hurt your feelings and thus will still be your friend.

[Fitzy]

Wait till she falls asleep and shit on her chest. She'll get the idea.

No don't do that, I just wanted to get the trifecta of shit advice from Aussies.

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[Raine Woot]

So how do you guys manage booty calls?
And more specifically, an oxymoron of sorts: how do you end a booty call "relationship" without being a dick?

Here's what you do:

Meet up one last time, do all the freaky shit you've been too afraid to try. I mean everything you ever even thought you might like but haven't done for health/safety/sanity reasons. Go nuts (deep.) Right as you both are contorted in some crazy position, wondering which part is going to give as you reach a consensual zenith of pleasure, fake a heart attack.



Now, this part is important. You have to sell it, some practice beforehand is a good idea. Get her to call an ambulance, and as they're loading you in and you're passing out, make sure she doesn't come with you, say you'll be fine (you're only fuckbuddies, rite?) After some time, get someone to act as a friend/hospital worker and call her to say you died.

Problem solved.

[The Monkeysphere]

Booty call is less than a year away from being a licensed doctor, your pony advice is awful as expected. She'll easily notice my lack of ST segment elevations in the EKG


also thanks Australians, I hadn't even thought of that, I will shit in her nose prematurely

[ctrlchris]

Booty call is less than a year away from being a licensed doctor, your pony advice is awful as expected. She'll easily notice my lack of ST segment elevations in the EKG


also thanks Australians, I hadn't even thought of that, I will shit in her nose prematurely

To be fair,
At least my idea would work.

[Fitzy]

Booty call is less than a year away from being a licensed doctor, your pony advice is awful as expected. She'll easily notice my lack of ST segment elevations in the EKG


also thanks Australians, I hadn't even thought of that, I will shit in her nose prematurely

To be fair,
At least my idea would work.

P. sure mine would too.

Unless she was into scat.

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[Gorrm]

Booty call is less than a year away from being a licensed doctor, your pony advice is awful as expected. She'll easily notice my lack of ST segment elevations in the EKG


also thanks Australians, I hadn't even thought of that, I will shit in her nose prematurely

To be fair, it could be an NSTEMI

[The Monkeysphere]

Still going to have to fake some troponin levels

[Phrixus Zephyr]

Getting fired for tripping balls in work aside. FML right now.

So prior to working at aforementioned job, i was in college doing an access course to facilitate my entrance to uni (my college was shit, and the qualifications i got count for shit). This course was free to take but still full time and with no financial assistance. About half way through i ran out of money and was forced to drop out and take a day job, with the plan to retake the course, which i thought would cost me around £250. Just found out the course is in fact £1000, and even with the new full time job, there is no way in hell i am going to have a grand spare come September. So what has gone from the plan where i was at uni this September has now turned into at plan where i pay a grand next year and im still not in uni for two years.

So now im trying to find out from the universities that accepted me, if i can do a foundation year (ugh) instead and just take the extra loans on the chin. They'll probably tell me to go fuck myself and even if they don't, i haven't applied to any housing or finance because i assumed i wouldn't be going this year so i might still be on the same time scale anyway.

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[Lancehot]

At least you can still get high

[Chakrai]

Family are still driving me batty... but now I have a job far away from here that I start in a few months and moneys saved up to make the move. Life is getting better!

[XenosisReaper]

Getting fired for tripping balls in work aside. FML right now.

So prior to working at aforementioned job, i was in college doing an access course to facilitate my entrance to uni (my college was shit, and the qualifications i got count for shit). This course was free to take but still full time and with no financial assistance. About half way through i ran out of money and was forced to drop out and take a day job, with the plan to retake the course, which i thought would cost me around £250. Just found out the course is in fact £1000, and even with the new full time job, there is no way in hell i am going to have a grand spare come September. So what has gone from the plan where i was at uni this September has now turned into at plan where i pay a grand next year and im still not in uni for two years.

So now im trying to find out from the universities that accepted me, if i can do a foundation year (ugh) instead and just take the extra loans on the chin. They'll probably tell me to go fuck myself and even if they don't, i haven't applied to any housing or finance because i assumed i wouldn't be going this year so i might still be on the same time scale anyway.

js digfhsrdoifuhyspoijda[orweuj[0#ojghn FUCK

Look how sympathetic I am, look at it.

Seriously though, it's not hard to keep your party life and your work life seperate

[Phrixus Zephyr]

Seriously though, it's not hard to keep your party life and your work life seperate

Except that has literally nothing to do with the situation i'm in right now.

I wasn't going out while i was at college. I didn't have the money. I ran out of money despite working a job along side full time college because there was no money coming from else where. I had to drop out because i had to take a day job or else i wouldn't make my rent.

The day job was the one i got fired from, something that happened after i'd already been forced to drop out and that i was going to have to leave anyway because it was a temporary thing that was now only giving me 20 hours a week.