I suck with girls and nobody understands me (wait-married (for now)) EMO MEGATHREAD 3

[Cool09]

Mrs. Diic has a nice ring to it.

[Don Pellegrino]

Mrs. Diic has a nice ring to it.

[EchoEpsilon23]

Tomorrow is the big day for getting the prostate stimulation from the a friend from the fencing club, as I've talked about on IRC, very stressed out at the moment about it. I know, I know people have been saying it's going to be alright, but I just am so scared of the unknown, how I'll feel about it, whether I can take get an object up my anal cavity, whether I have to massage her, and do something back, what she'll say about my scars and all the little things that I know nothing about. I feel like I'm going to have stroke to be heard, not sleeping much, not eating much, just feel more retarded than late. And I know I would feel worse if I didn't go through with it, I'd feel like I wasn't man enough to at least try it.

It also probably my aversion to sexual actions that is really keeping me from being comfortable from this probably. I mean from the way you guys talk about sex, it's like some sort of heavenly pleasure when all I feel when I have an orgasm is piercing and burning pain coming from my lower abdomen, that makes me want to curl up to shut off the pain. And then I feel so ashamed, so dirty for doing such an action when it always turns out bad, that this all about up the ass is just a little too much. I don't know, I'll try it and be opened minded about it, but bloody sake I hate myself so much.

[Don Pellegrino]

Tomorrow is the big day for getting the prostate stimulation from the a friend from the fencing club, as I've talked about on IRC, very stressed out at the moment about it. I know, I know people have been saying it's going to be alright, but I just am so scared of the unknown, how I'll feel about it, whether I can take get an object up my anal cavity, whether I have to massage her, and do something back, what she'll say about my scars and all the little things that I know nothing about. I feel like I'm going to have stroke to be heard, not sleeping much, not eating much, just feel more retarded than late. And I know I would feel worse if I didn't go through with it, I'd feel like I wasn't man enough to at least try it.

It also probably my aversion to sexual actions that is really keeping me from being comfortable from this probably. I mean from the way you guys talk about sex, it's like some sort of heavenly pleasure when all I feel when I have an orgasm is piercing and burning pain coming from my lower abdomen, that makes me want to curl up to shut off the pain. And then I feel so ashamed, so dirty for doing such an action when it always turns out bad, that this all about up the ass is just a little too much. I don't know, I'll try it and be opened minded about it, but bloody sake I hate myself so much.

And I know I would feel worse if I didn't go through with it

There you go, you know you're making the right decision, now it's time to be zen about it: you can't end up losing from it. Either you like it (win) or you don't and now you know that you don't, curiosity won't be killing you anymore (win).

Be chill, everything will be alright.

[Daco]

Tomorrow is the big day for getting the prostate stimulation from the a friend from the fencing club, as I've talked about on IRC, very stressed out at the moment about it. I know, I know people have been saying it's going to be alright, but I just am so scared of the unknown, how I'll feel about it, whether I can take get an object up my anal cavity, whether I have to massage her, and do something back, what she'll say about my scars and all the little things that I know nothing about. I feel like I'm going to have stroke to be heard, not sleeping much, not eating much, just feel more retarded than late. And I know I would feel worse if I didn't go through with it, I'd feel like I wasn't man enough to at least try it.

It also probably my aversion to sexual actions that is really keeping me from being comfortable from this probably. I mean from the way you guys talk about sex, it's like some sort of heavenly pleasure when all I feel when I have an orgasm is piercing and burning pain coming from my lower abdomen, that makes me want to curl up to shut off the pain. And then I feel so ashamed, so dirty for doing such an action when it always turns out bad, that this all about up the ass is just a little too much. I don't know, I'll try it and be opened minded about it, but bloody sake I hate myself so much.

Is this with that Red Head chick you were talking about mate?

[Raine Woot]

Tomorrow is the big day for getting the prostate stimulation from the a friend from the fencing club, as I've talked about on IRC, very stressed out at the moment about it. I know, I know people have been saying it's going to be alright, but I just am so scared of the unknown, how I'll feel about it, whether I can take get an object up my anal cavity, whether I have to massage her, and do something back, what she'll say about my scars and all the little things that I know nothing about. I feel like I'm going to have stroke to be heard, not sleeping much, not eating much, just feel more retarded than late. And I know I would feel worse if I didn't go through with it, I'd feel like I wasn't man enough to at least try it.

It also probably my aversion to sexual actions that is really keeping me from being comfortable from this probably. I mean from the way you guys talk about sex, it's like some sort of heavenly pleasure when all I feel when I have an orgasm is piercing and burning pain coming from my lower abdomen, that makes me want to curl up to shut off the pain. And then I feel so ashamed, so dirty for doing such an action when it always turns out bad, that this all about up the ass is just a little too much. I don't know, I'll try it and be opened minded about it, but bloody sake I hate myself so much.

Serious brofist for giving it a shot.

[Chakrai]

Is she a good flick-hitter?

[Rans]

prostate simulation was very weird the 1st time, how is she going to do it? watch your hygiene mate

[shoki]

Tomorrow is the big day for getting the prostate stimulation from the a friend from the fencing club, as I've talked about on IRC, very stressed out at the moment about it. I know, I know people have been saying it's going to be alright, but I just am so scared of the unknown, how I'll feel about it, whether I can take get an object up my anal cavity, whether I have to massage her, and do something back, what she'll say about my scars and all the little things that I know nothing about. I feel like I'm going to have stroke to be heard, not sleeping much, not eating much, just feel more retarded than late. And I know I would feel worse if I didn't go through with it, I'd feel like I wasn't man enough to at least try it.

It also probably my aversion to sexual actions that is really keeping me from being comfortable from this probably. I mean from the way you guys talk about sex, it's like some sort of heavenly pleasure when all I feel when I have an orgasm is piercing and burning pain coming from my lower abdomen, that makes me want to curl up to shut off the pain. And then I feel so ashamed, so dirty for doing such an action when it always turns out bad, that this all about up the ass is just a little too much. I don't know, I'll try it and be opened minded about it, but bloody sake I hate myself so much.

Serious brofist for giving it a shot.

he's psyched about it already, don't go mentioning FISTS when he's talking about his ass...

but srsly, :brofist:
as DP said: there's nothing to lose

[Spaztick]

We now need to start an FHC response team called the Failheap Initiative to Stop Terror.

[Djan Seriy Anaplian]

Don't shit everywhere m8

[I Legionnaire]

Got to take off hipster girl's panties last night, life is good.

[The Monkeysphere]

Father would proud.

[Spaztick]

For Dear Reader!

[Sacul]

So...bailed on the gf with boat, couldnt pull it anymore. Back to my old ways and using redhead as rebound girl. Wrong i know but fuck it!

[ctrlchris]

So...bailed on the gf with boat, couldnt pull it anymore. Back to my old ways and using redhead as rebound girl. Wrong i know but fuck it!

How long ago was it that I gave it 2 months?
I feel like it was about 2 months tbh.

also
welp, 5k post

gg

[Varcaus]

You gave 3 months mate

[XenosisReaper]

You gave 3 months mate

Sacul: Failing to meet expectations erryday

[Varcaus]

You gave 3 months mate

Sacul: Failing to meet expectations erryday

Nah he lasted 3 months she didnt

[ctrlchris]

March 19 2012, 12:07:39 AM
http://failheap-challenge.com/showth...l=1#post401018

I was closest~