I multitask, hell I learned to multitask while talking with my ex while she was in the room, BUT that doesn't mean I don't get bored as hell by pointless conversations.
seriously, sort your shit out, women
I multitask, hell I learned to multitask while talking with my ex while she was in the room, BUT that doesn't mean I don't get bored as hell by pointless conversations.
seriously, sort your shit out, women
Spoiler:
How me and my ex talked:
Me: My day was ok, I'm tired, I went to work, I bought groceries then studied for a few hours. I went out last night and had a few beers, that's about it.
Her: 2hours of talking about her job and how her boss is really nice to her and always smiles and she laughs at him and he says he might give her a raise.
Me: He's coming on to you.
Her: You're insane, don't be jealous, I love you, you have nothing to worry about.
2nd days:
Me: Sup.
Her: You were so right, he asked me out, he is married and you were right he only wanted to sleep with me why do all men want to sleep with me?
Me: Because you're pretty, have a huge chest and you're basically asking guys to flirt with you.
Her: I will change! I swear!
Que this every 2 weeks for a 2 months. EVERY 2 weeks. So shit.
Also my fav:
"I always tell you everything, I feel like I don't know you, I don't know anything about you or your life"
nbs but you are doing it wrongOriginally Posted by Rans
I actually know a guy who tells his girl how much of a shit he took that day and what he had for lunch plus some other random bullshit. He does it because he works in a tech store as a specialist and she basicly doesnt know the difference between a screwdriver and a wrench. She does what a lot of guys do and say 'uh-huh, i see' a lot. They have a very good relationship.
What i mean by this it doesnt matter what you say its about 'the feeling' for women. Communicating for the sake of communicating and not goal orientated communication like men do.
Its a simple trick and takes little effort.
While i multi-task i usually cherry pick some thing she says that i might feel i could be interested in and ask her a more about that. Havent met a girl it doesnt work with.
On the other hand i usually have relationships (as in more than sex for a few weeks) with people who are interesting and have something to say beyond work, the latest lipgloss or random soap opera #345 so yeah....get a better girlfriend?
women are gonna women
could also turn gay i bet aea and ralala have lots of fascinating stuff to say after munching your cock
Yeah, I can totally understand being homosexual if it's between TWO NORMAL MANLY MEN (and not a pair of effeminate pansies) ENGAGING IN MANLY BUTT PENETRATION and intellectual, concise conversation.
I have a female friend with whom I can talk about shit in its literal form (it started off when she had a bad case of diarrhoea when we were together). I wish more people were like that, poop talk is great.
Spoiler:
I was just about to post this, you ass.
Women want to know what you've been up to, but they primarily want to know how you're feeling. You don't "get to know" someone by giving them a neutral-toned list of things you did today, you do it by expressing how you feel about the shit you did today. Did something make you happy? Piss you off? Etc.
Status of Babby: 100% Formed
Hey bigboi i was answering the closet homo that is ransf
I must be truely in love because i like things i normally hate in other women. When she farts it smells like roses (haha not really but she doesnt stink thats a plus), when she burps she goes red faced, when she snors (and by god she snors) it sounds like a symphony that i can play with (i actually do this its hilarious she makes different noises if i stroke her arm or face or back and i am in the process of making a symphony out of it).
I do agree women are high maintenance but they seem to think the same about us so its ok.
yes but they're wrong
Spoiler:
unless of course the topic is infidelity
For you maybe.unless of course the topic is infidelity
Last edited by Tarminic; April 12 2012 at 01:09:42 AM.
Status of Babby: 100% Formed
If I get arrested in the next week it's because my best friend is fucking one of my closest guy friends and I fucking hate him now.
Fuck I am so mad.
Two weeks in a row?
Contract stuff to Seraphina Amaranth.
"You give me the awful impression - I hate to have to say - of someone who hasn't read any of the arguments against your position. Ever."
Wait I thought you hooked up with her already and she made you breakfast?
The life and times of xenosis
Your posting is medium, its not rare and its not well done
- Krans 26/7/12
You should bro-fist him for finishing the job you started but this time with consent.
You need to troll with the big boysYou should bro-fist him for finishing the job you started but this time with consent.
So wait I was right and your both shagging her but you messed up with a little drunk sexy time?You need to troll with the big boysYou should bro-fist him for finishing the job you started but this time with consent.
Wrong girl, sex abuse girl is a platonic best friend who is now being fucked by other friendSo wait I was right and your both shagging her but you messed up with a little drunk sexy time?You need to troll with the big boysYou should bro-fist him for finishing the job you started but this time with consent.
Lap girl is non-platonic hot friend who gets really drunk and is a massive whore
Damn shit sucks mate know how you feel. I doubt you get as lucky as him starting a fight but v0v.Wrong girl, sex abuse girl is a platonic best friend who is now being fucked by other friendSo wait I was right and your both shagging her but you messed up with a little drunk sexy time?You need to troll with the big boysYou should bro-fist him for finishing the job you started but this time with consent.
Lap girl is non-platonic hot friend who gets really drunk and is a massive whore
So fuck lap girl and forget about SAG cos the less of a giant dick you are the more likely she is to forgive you.Wrong girl, sex abuse girl is a platonic best friend who is now being fucked by other friendSo wait I was right and your both shagging her but you messed up with a little drunk sexy time?You need to troll with the big boysYou should bro-fist him for finishing the job you started but this time with consent.
Lap girl is non-platonic hot friend who gets really drunk and is a massive whore
Posting Permissions
Bookmarks