Doing it in the hair is just messy and nobody likes that (unless you're some sort of sick fuck), but when you finish in her nose you're bound to induce some hilarious cum sneezes. Do it man
Doing it in the hair is just messy and nobody likes that (unless you're some sort of sick fuck), but when you finish in her nose you're bound to induce some hilarious cum sneezes. Do it man
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thatsthepoint.jpgOriginally Posted by The Monkeysphere
Contract stuff to Seraphina Amaranth.
"You give me the awful impression - I hate to have to say - of someone who hasn't read any of the arguments against your position. Ever."
Am I sensitive pussy or is it abnormal for fathers to only talk to you through angry yelling?
Depends how naughty you're being.
Perhaps you could elaborate?
Contract stuff to Seraphina Amaranth.
"You give me the awful impression - I hate to have to say - of someone who hasn't read any of the arguments against your position. Ever."
Maybe stop making him angry?
For srs though that shit cuts right to your core if you have any respect for the guy. Could use some explanation if you want any meaningful opinion.
Eat your vegetables at the dinner table then he'll have no reason to yell.
Your father is ashamed of you and everything you are. Give him something to be proud of.
Depends on if you are a teenage girl or not.
If you are - then it will last until you move out.
If you are not - probably he wants you to prove your manhood by punching him in the face.
Day 3 of hell week (project ive been working on since november is this week coming to a conclusion)
Im completely slipping into a hypomania
:feelsgoodman:
gonna be a fun crash and burn next week
epic posts incoming the next few days .........
I haven't read any responses past your post, but...They should rather be put off by Borimov and go read some Lem instead.Won't they be put off by your blatant PUA technique?
edit: Also, for the love of all penises on this world, TMA how to get my friend laid. Between the fact he apparently racks up quite some bills on his credit card for porn (), never had a girlfriend and doesn't do well with women because he is a bit of a quirky dude who...doesn't do well with women, I refuse to accept the fact he still doesn't get any. He's a young doctor, intelligent, slim and can be really funny, ffs. It's just that he can get a bit weird/rude around people and especially girls, when he's not in a good mood which consternizes them I think.
He's not even really socially awkward (except when it comes to a certain poin with girls), he socializes well, is a really awesome, chill guy to have around, be it drinking, hanging out at a lake or having a cook-off (he can cook well, ffs! line the fuck up, ladies!) and awesome friend, and there have been enough ladies, I think, who showed interest. He even got stalked out on facebook once by a girl who read his nametag in the subway(nothing came of it, they met up for coffee and weren't compatible).
Now, I don't really want to school him, because a) I'm not a casanova, simply a dude who at some point thankfully finally learned to just approach women normally and b) I don't want to be/come across as patronizing.
Problem is also, he'd (imo) need a kind, smart, not completely standard girl who fancies him for what he is and takes action, but he is picky, and (at least on the outside) wants slutty girls with big tits (the most important thing, apparently) and admits (jokingly) that he's superficial. But the women he wants are not interested in the type of guy he is, argh.
I have been putting this post off for more than a year I think, but after meeting him recently and a (uneventful) brothel story, it's fucking time. The dam has to break!
Vague plan is to get back into shape myself and go do some wimmin hunting, as much as I dislike the sound of it and "setting him up".
The guy has severe mental issues with women, possibly having been touched in his youth against his will.
So how do you guys flirt with a girl when the girl's ten year old little brother is present?
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How much does she like/notice her brother? If she barely notices him just give no fucks.
If shes really fond of him, be really nice to him? I'm not saying give him wanking tips, thats just weird, but she'll think you're amazeballs if you're cool with him, surely?How much does she like/notice her brother? If she barely notices him just give no fucks.
Be cool with the little dude win so many points with her you wouldn't believe.
Women appreciate a man who's good with kids. Aid him in his journey of adolescent self-discovery with several though-provoking questions on his subjects at school, how much he likes gladiator movies, and whether he's ever touched his wenis in a sexy way when he is extra excited.
Status of Babby: 100% Formed
Ask him if he knows what a prostate is.
Thanks, although that last question would have come up in any case. Also despite having pediatrics next year I could and should do my duty as a medic and feel up his tiny balls to see if they've dropped properly.
.. I'm uncle to a bunch of kids of various age incl a 11? 12? fuck knows-year old boy and we get along great (also helpful when dealing it a 4-year-old: a shared interest in Lego), so getting along with the kid is hardly a feat. Just need to figure out if and how I can keep up decent enough communication with the girl :V
//e: an examination is no exanimation without rectal palpation
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When I was a kid, I always freaked the fuck out when a doctor checked my cock and balls. I do not want to do that. Old vaginas, fecal impaction, gangrene of the everywhere, don't care, I'll do it with a smile as long as I don't have to put my hand near a kids hoo-ha area.
...I am 21 and have never had a doctor feel my balls.
What the fuck kind of medical world do you live in?
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