I suck with girls and nobody understands me (wait-married (for now)) EMO MEGATHREAD 3

[TZeer]

Internet dating is fun.

Had 2 this time off work.

First one was meh, looked good, worked out etc, went out to eat, spent some time at her place, went to see a movie, got turned off when she pulled out a beercan from her purse and started drinking at the movie. When we left she seemed a little tipsy. I drove her home and said goodbye. She`s been pushing for coming to visit me.

Second one seems good. Seen her 2 times now. First just a date on some tapas restaurant, second one I got invited to her place where we ordered some sushi (my first time eating it, damn it was good!!), saw a movie, some kissing and makeout on the couch. She's coming to my place on saturday. 2 hour trip, think she`s gonna stay the night. Said she would bring a bottle of wine we could share.


Also have a date with a dutch stewardess when she comes to norway sometime in the next month

[Sponk]

You sound really cool, even despite your love of pulp sci-fi (I'm more oldschool - classic Asimov or Arther C. Clark myself, but I won't hold it against you!).

Won't they be put off by your blatant PUA technique?

Is this a joke/troll, or are you genuinely conflating "all flirting" with "PUA technique"?

Seemed like a fairly standard drive-by insult/shared knowledge line intended to bait someone onto your hook.

Perhaps I just read too much into it and you weren't conscious of the subtext of what you were saying.

[Takon Orlani]

Internet dating is fun.

Had 2 this time off work.

First one was meh, looked good, worked out etc, went out to eat, spent some time at her place, went to see a movie, got turned off when she pulled out a beercan from her purse and started drinking at the movie. When we left she seemed a little tipsy. I drove her home and said goodbye. She`s been pushing for coming to visit me.

Second one seems good. Seen her 2 times now. First just a date on some tapas restaurant, second one I got invited to her place where we ordered some sushi (my first time eating it, damn it was good!!), saw a movie, some kissing and makeout on the couch. She's coming to my place on saturday. 2 hour trip, think she`s gonna stay the night. Said she would bring a bottle of wine we could share.


Also have a date with a dutch stewardess when she comes to norway sometime in the next month

Read the thread title and make your own thread to blab about how awesome you are with the women.

...potatoe a from posted

[spm1138]

You sound really cool, even despite your love of pulp sci-fi (I'm more oldschool - classic Asimov or Arther C. Clark myself, but I won't hold it against you!).

Won't they be put off by your blatant PUA technique?

They should rather be put off by Borimov and go read some Lem instead.

edit: Also, for the love of all penises on this world, TMA how to get my friend laid. Between the fact he apparently racks up quite some bills on his credit card for porn ( ), never had a girlfriend and doesn't do well with women because he is a bit of a quirky dude who...doesn't do well with women, I refuse to accept the fact he still doesn't get any. He's a young doctor, intelligent, slim and can be really funny, ffs. It's just that he can get a bit weird/rude around people and especially girls, when he's not in a good mood which consternizes them I think.

He's not even really socially awkward (except when it comes to a certain poin with girls), he socializes well, is a really awesome, chill guy to have around, be it drinking, hanging out at a lake or having a cook-off (he can cook well, ffs! line the fuck up, ladies!) and awesome friend, and there have been enough ladies, I think, who showed interest. He even got stalked out on facebook once by a girl who read his nametag in the subway (nothing came of it, they met up for coffee and weren't compatible).

Now, I don't really want to school him, because a) I'm not a casanova, simply a dude who at some point thankfully finally learned to just approach women normally and b) I don't want to be/come across as patronizing.

Problem is also, he'd (imo) need a kind, smart, not completely standard girl who fancies him for what he is and takes action, but he is picky, and (at least on the outside) wants slutty girls with big tits (the most important thing, apparently) and admits (jokingly) that he's superficial. But the women he wants are not interested in the type of guy he is, argh.

I have been putting this post off for more than a year I think, but after meeting him recently and a (uneventful) brothel story, it's fucking time. The dam has to break!

Vague plan is to get back into shape myself and go do some wimmin hunting, as much as I dislike the sound of it and "setting him up".

Aren't the wimmins going to figure out what he's like quickly enough after you set them up.

[Lallante]

sushi (my first time eating it

wat

[Lallante]

You sound really cool, even despite your love of pulp sci-fi (I'm more oldschool - classic Asimov or Arther C. Clark myself, but I won't hold it against you!).

Won't they be put off by your blatant PUA technique?

Is this a joke/troll, or are you genuinely conflating "all flirting" with "PUA technique"?

Seemed like a fairly standard drive-by insult/shared knowledge line intended to bait someone onto your hook.

Perhaps I just read too much into it and you weren't conscious of the subtext of what you were saying.

Maybe, just maybe, some of the shit PUA teaches you is just how to imitate what many people do naturally and more importantly, uncynically.

[Dr.Boomtown]

i ate sushi once. it was alright i guess

[Nax]

Problem is also, he'd (imo) need a kind, smart, not completely standard girl who fancies him for what he is and takes action, but he is picky, and (at least on the outside) wants slutty girls with big tits (the most important thing, apparently) and admits (jokingly) that he's superficial. But the women he wants are not interested in the type of guy he is, argh.

If you are a bit awkward then 'hanging out with nice, intelligent girls' is a good way to invest a lot of time to end up in the friend zone.

If he starts hanging out with sluts then he'll probably get laid, the trick is to move into social circles with more slutty girls. Also if he can tolerate somewhat over weight chicks he'll be able to get boobage as well.

[Spaztick]

You sound really cool, even despite your love of pulp sci-fi (I'm more oldschool - classic Asimov or Arther C. Clark myself, but I won't hold it against you!).

Won't they be put off by your blatant PUA technique?

Is this a joke/troll, or are you genuinely conflating "all flirting" with "PUA technique"?

Seemed like a fairly standard drive-by insult/shared knowledge line intended to bait someone onto your hook.

Perhaps I just read too much into it and you weren't conscious of the subtext of what you were saying.

Maybe, just maybe, some of the shit PUA teaches you is just how to imitate what many people do naturally and more importantly, uncynically.

It's one thing to joke around with friends, but just walking up and coyly insulting a stranger seems like an asshole thing to do.

[Daco]

i ate sushi once. it was alright i guess

Came expecting Jaws post...

Left disappointed.

GET OUT!!!

[Mendolorian Girl]

You sound really cool, even despite your love of pulp sci-fi (I'm more oldschool - classic Asimov or Arther C. Clark myself, but I won't hold it against you!).

Won't they be put off by your blatant PUA technique?

Is this a joke/troll, or are you genuinely conflating "all flirting" with "PUA technique"?

Seemed like a fairly standard drive-by insult/shared knowledge line intended to bait someone onto your hook.

Perhaps I just read too much into it and you weren't conscious of the subtext of what you were saying.

Maybe, just maybe, some of the shit PUA teaches you is just how to imitate what many people do naturally and more importantly, uncynically.

It's one thing to joke around with friends, but just walking up and coyly insulting a stranger seems like an asshole thing to do.

christ, are you trolling? It's not an insult, it's a cheeky dig, y'know.. flirting? Doing this to a stranger in public takes a little more pulling off, but on a website that is designed for people to hook up on... yeah, that's pretty much the idea..

jesus, I don't even /o\

[lt]

Did I mean someone else? Wasnt it you who we used to have a meme about loving young girls on SHC or was that someone else with a similar name?

jks

Oh shi.....

I'm sorry lt!!!!

I forgive you.

[Roam]

You sound really cool, even despite your love of pulp sci-fi (I'm more oldschool - classic Asimov or Arther C. Clark myself, but I won't hold it against you!).

Won't they be put off by your blatant PUA technique?

Is this a joke/troll, or are you genuinely conflating "all flirting" with "PUA technique"?

Seemed like a fairly standard drive-by insult/shared knowledge line intended to bait someone onto your hook.

Perhaps I just read too much into it and you weren't conscious of the subtext of what you were saying.

Maybe, just maybe, some of the shit PUA teaches you is just how to imitate what many people do naturally and more importantly, uncynically.

Fucking quoting this, and +repping Lall and Mendolorian.

What an utterly inane and stupid discussion. We don't deride and mock PUA because of the specific techniques they apply, but the intent to manipulate and exploit the psyches of women in a conscious, willful and cynical manner.

[Lallante]

You sound really cool, even despite your love of pulp sci-fi (I'm more oldschool - classic Asimov or Arther C. Clark myself, but I won't hold it against you!).

It's one thing to joke around with friends, but just walking up and coyly insulting a stranger seems like an asshole thing to do.

....lol. That is all.

[Damien Smith]

i ate sushi once. it was alright i guess

Came expecting Jaws post...

Left disappointed.

GET OUT!!!

I'm hoping it was a Jaws post and he just decided to inform us all as cryptically as possible.

[Varcaus]

i ate sushi once. it was alright i guess

Came expecting Jaws post...

Left disappointed.

GET OUT!!!

I'm hoping it was a Jaws post and he just decided to inform us all as cryptically as possible.

Dont think he would post about jaws here as he does have his own thread.

[Sacul]

Vague plan is to get back into shape myself and go do some wimmin hunting,

wat? i vaguelly remember a pic of you i guess im mistaken and you are truely a neckbeard fattie in that case.

[Wall]

Turns out the only thing you really need is confidence. Or roughly $90k in disposable income which will buy you a halfway decent hooker every night for a year.

[Lallante]

Problem is also, he'd (imo) need a kind, smart, not completely standard girl who fancies him for what he is and takes action, but he is picky, and (at least on the outside) wants slutty girls with big tits (the most important thing, apparently) and admits (jokingly) that he's superficial. But the women he wants are not interested in the type of guy he is, argh.

If you are a bit awkward then 'hanging out with nice, intelligent girls' is a good way to invest a lot of time to end up in the friend zone.

If he starts hanging out with sluts then he'll probably get laid, the trick is to move into social circles with more slutty girls. Also if he can tolerate somewhat over weight chicks he'll be able to get boobage as well.

This, if and only if all you care about in life is getting laid. Otherwise dont bother.

[Hast]

You sound really cool, even despite your love of pulp sci-fi (I'm more oldschool - classic Asimov or Arther C. Clark myself, but I won't hold it against you!).

Won't they be put off by your blatant PUA technique?

Is this a joke/troll, or are you genuinely conflating "all flirting" with "PUA technique"?

Seemed like a fairly standard drive-by insult/shared knowledge line intended to bait someone onto your hook.

Perhaps I just read too much into it and you weren't conscious of the subtext of what you were saying.

Maybe, just maybe, some of the shit PUA teaches you is just how to imitate what many people do naturally and more importantly, uncynically.

It's one thing to joke around with friends, but just walking up and coyly insulting a stranger seems like an asshole thing to do.

christ, are you trolling? It's not an insult, it's a cheeky dig, y'know.. flirting? Doing this to a stranger in public takes a little more pulling off, but on a website that is designed for people to hook up on... yeah, that's pretty much the idea..

jesus, I don't even /o\

Look at the thread title moran