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    Overnight Cunt School? We got a new wordfilter?

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    Contract stuff to Seraphina Amaranth.

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    This is a bit insane even for me....we talked for 6 straight hours yesterday at two pubs....dinner again sunday.

    ow yeaaaahhhh

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    Sacul has met the female equivalent of himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chakrai View Post
    Sacul has met the female equivalent of himself.
    Tomorrows headline "A man and a woman are found dead in a flat, cause of death is suspected to be 12 hours of drug fueled fornication"

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    Quote Originally Posted by XenosisReaper View Post
    Tomorrows headline "A man and a woman are found dead in a flat, cause of death is suspected to be 12 hours of drug fueled fornication"
    I would be disappoint. At least 24 hours!

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    If a 50 year old guy can go 18 hours before having a heart attack I think Sacul should be able to get at least 30 seconds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by indi View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by XenosisReaper View Post
    Tomorrows headline "A man and a woman are found dead in a flat, cause of death is suspected to be 12 hours of drug fueled fornication"
    I would be disappoint. At least 24 hours!
    This is unpossible because sacul cant/wont do hard drugs. The death due to fornication bit though, sure.

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    Hahah you are all a bunch of cunts

    Why i said this is a bit much for me even that beyond the normal chit chat that goes with charming somebody this one wont stfu up with all sorts of interesting things to say.

    I wont lie i have been p. Good in bed since about age 21, technique wise and yeh took a lot of practice, but i was allways a guy that due to tension of the first time i would shoot my load within 15 minutes but never had issues getting it up again within another 10, fyi having a good wank before a date helped. Now with the meds i have one of those side effects where its pretty hard to ejaculute. Combine that with no issues getting a hardon and presto im on 24/7 viagra.

    If this ends up being a serious monogame relationship i will lose a bet of 50 euro's.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diicc Tater View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    My date is in 24 hours. Fuck.

    I also have an annoying cough and lingering chest wall inflammation. I'm hoping another round of multivitamins and EmergenC will be enough to make me well enough to make out.

    I may be completely psyching myself up for no reason though, as her texts could be read as "nothing is going to happen until I'm officially divorced". I'm just gonna focus on playing it by ear and enjoying myself and playing it cool (as I often advise the wife to do when it comes to her potential boyfriends).
    man, i'm such a bitch... really can't wait to see the next post
    So, before anyone gets their hopes up, I didn't get laid or anything like that. In fact my prediction about nothing physical happening turned out to be true.

    We went to a shitty greek restaurant and both joked about how neither of us knew anything about greek food. Afterwards we had considered seeing a movie but didn't see anything we liked, so instead we wandered around a nearby Toys-r-Us and talked until they kicked us out at closing, after which we spent 20 minutes talking in the parking lot before parting ways.

    Technically boring, yes, but I personally had a great time and both agreed to another (we also both know explicitly that this isn't a "just friends" thing). I don't know where all of this is going, but I quite like Girl B and I look forward to our next date.

    The wife was a but unsettled by the whole experience that same night and wanted some emotional reassurance that I wasn't going to leave her or anything like that, which made me feel a bit shitty about the whole thing despite her reassurances that I hadn't done anything wrong, etc. But she was fine the next day. I'll continue to keep a close eye on her, of course, but I don't think she's hiding her feelings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    I'll continue to keep a close eye on her
    as well as on girl b

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacul View Post
    If this ends up being a serious monogame relationship i will lose a bet of 50 euro's.....
    Probably not the worst 50 euros you ever spent? GL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic
    The wife was a but unsettled by the whole experience that same night and wanted some emotional reassurance that I wasn't going to leave her or anything like that
    ...am I the only person hearing alarm bells ringing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by XenosisReaper View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic
    The wife was a but unsettled by the whole experience that same night and wanted some emotional reassurance that I wasn't going to leave her or anything like that
    ...am I the only person hearing alarm bells ringing?
    I occasionally felt the same way when this thing first started (4+ years ago at this point) and it's kind of to be expected (according to my primary reference book, The Ethical Slut). If I thought she wasn't being honest it would be different. As it stands I just need to keep in mind that she's venting and that I don't need to jump into problem-solving mode or anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by XenosisReaper View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic
    The wife was a but unsettled by the whole experience that same night and wanted some emotional reassurance that I wasn't going to leave her or anything like that
    ...am I the only person hearing alarm bells ringing?
    I occasionally felt the same way when this thing first started (4+ years ago at this point) and it's kind of to be expected (according to my primary reference book, The Ethical Slut). If I thought she wasn't being honest it would be different. As it stands I just need to keep in mind that she's venting and that I don't need to jump into problem-solving mode or anything.
    I know you're used to this kind of thing but
    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic
    but I don't think she's hiding her feelings.
    Is the most important part of your post.

    If at any point you suspect she's hiding some part of her emotions you need to ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT asap

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    Big up tarm!

    Dinner at awesome girls house was ace. She made me a curry thai style (her dad lives there and she is big fan of the country)

    Ended up having sexy time on the couch but allas she had the night shift and she had to be at work at 21:30. The sight of her leaving the house with wobbly feet made me all smug and happy.

    Will see her again tomorrow.

    Yeah i think im gonna lose that bet but thats fine chasing after wimmen all the time wasnt good for my rapid bipolair cycle anyways.

    Funny how shit changes so fast never ceases to amaze me.
    There must some backlash pretty soon...as allways or im finally doing it right the last year. In any case just focusing on one person has an immediate effect on me as expected.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacul View Post
    Big up tarm!

    Dinner at awesome girls house was ace. She made me a curry thai style (her dad lives there and she is big fan of the country)

    Ended up having sexy time on the couch but allas she had the night shift and she had to be at work at 21:30. The sight of her leaving the house with wobbly feet made me all smug and happy.

    Will see her again tomorrow.

    Yeah i think im gonna lose that bet but thats fine chasing after wimmen all the time wasnt good for my rapid bipolair cycle anyways.

    Funny how shit changes so fast never ceases to amaze me.
    There must some backlash pretty soon...as allways or im finally doing it right the last year. In any case just focusing on one person has an immediate effect on me as expected.
    Nice one mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    The wife was a but unsettled by the whole experience that same night and wanted some emotional reassurance that I wasn't going to leave her or anything like that, which made me feel a bit shitty about the whole thing despite her reassurances that I hadn't done anything wrong, etc. But she was fine the next day. I'll continue to keep a close eye on her, of course, but I don't think she's hiding her feelings.
    I'm a total noob and outsider to anything to do with polygamy or anything even slightly related but this kind of thing always seemed to be the glaring hazard, I know I wouldn't feel great about a gf of mine being railed by some dude.

    I'm not being critical or anything, you and your wife clearly have an understanding many should be envious of I just don't really... understand.

    Also I'm certain you're reasonable enough to know if shit starts to slide before it picks up any momentum, big ups and all that.

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    Is there anything to Greek cuisine other than cheese? Good cheese, mind you.

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    No its all cheese with cheese on the side

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