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    Quote Originally Posted by ctrlchris View Post
    tbh shower sex isant worth the effort
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    Quote Originally Posted by ctrlchris View Post
    tbh shower sex isant worth the effort
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    Ah yes, the fork: The poor man's trident

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    yes but until the actual failed attempts and noticing the distinct lack of rails to support you/the girl it's a really hot plan

    happens every time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diicc Tater View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Kanv View Post
    How does shower sex work? My girlfriend is slightly shorter, so angles are against us, and becoming paralysed isn't desirable to me.
    It is easier to decrease your positional energy than to increase hers. Instead of getting her higher up, you get lower. Use walls for leverage. Unless you have a huge shower I bet there are some things to use as support. Expect a massive leg workout. Hope you have slip guards on the floor. GL and HF.
    I'm strong and my girlfriend is tiny, but the effort is just not worth the payoff (unless you flip her over and do it from behind which is easy as you are both standing)

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    Don't soap her back so she sticks against the shower wall duh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sponk View Post
    Don't soap her back so she sticks against the shower wall duh.
    But that's why you got in the shower in the first place!

    On a more serious note my last girlfriend and I basically gave up on shower sex and settled for shower fingering and shower handjobs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cue1* View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sponk View Post
    Don't soap her back so she sticks against the shower wall duh.
    But that's why you got in the shower in the first place!
    Shower sex is for getting dirty then getting clean.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lallante View Post
    (unless you flip her over and do it from behind which is easy as you are both standing)
    this, also are you strong enough to take her weight? if you can pick her up round you waist and take it nice and slow

    also using Lall's method you can work in a little ass play
    Last edited by cullnean; May 2 2012 at 10:25:43 PM.

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    Shower are for period sex or sticking it in her pooper.

    Unlessssss there is a washing machine in there (with proper flooring end electric wiring) as what i had in my student housing. Yeah that was fun. Good old miele i hope some scoucer got an sd from the surface (it got stolen when i moved house)

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    cannot stress slip guards enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by ctrlchris View Post
    tbh shower sex isant worth the effort
    Still willing to give it a go over and over crew checkin in. (i know it never works quite right, but one day.. one day..)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Opati View Post
    Any guys in this thread ever managed to achieve multiple orgasms? I only can do it in single player mode, it takes a shitload of concentration, a movie I never saw before (which is hard to find beeing into something very special) and i never achieved more than 2 in a row (30 seconds between them)

    for my gf its no problem to come 3-4 times in 10 minutes, but I just can't hold my first hold when she is around, and absolutely can't hold the second in solo mode


    for those who don't know the technique: go to the point where you usually would jerk of the next second and use the muscles you could use to squeeze the last drops of Sperm out or to stop urine from flowing

    there is two things that can happen then: you go back to the 'soon' point, (10% of the cases I try, jackpot Ding Ding ding) or your ejaculate goes to your bladder (not a problem, but also no second try without your usual cooldown)
    I've managed it a couple of times - 4 was my max when I was solo and 16... now, not so much Edging will help a lot with this tbh but the second, I find is not as good as the first. Can also lead to soreness if it's done too rigorously imo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lana Torrin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ctrlchris View Post
    tbh shower sex isant worth the effort
    Still willing to give it a go over and over crew checkin in. (i know it never works quite right, but one day.. one day..)
    See above.
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    I've done 2 quite a few times and sometimes 3 but tbh its ruins it. The sum of the orgasms is less good than one really good single one after a long time "edging" (seen the gays use this term twice today, seems useful).

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    Arise sex thread. But not to talk about sex but absolutely talk about masturbation.

    My recent tribulations have been plastered across the forum, but that's not the important stuff, the important stuff is that I'm bored of my old porn. I used to get off to feminisation porn. Images along with a story/text about a guy getting turned into a girl and becoming involved in blowjobs and anal sex (unfortunately I don't have the correct bits for vaginal stuff and my imagination isn't good enough to achieve that.) But that's all irrelevant to you because there are no other transgender people here (at least any that are out.) However, since realising and accepting I was trans, my porn has become a bit boring. Feminisation is no longer a taboo, or a kinky thing to me, it's a very possible reality that I may very well go down the road of. So, now I'm looking for porn.

    I've taken a look at Redtube, and I can spend quite a while looking for sexy blowjobs. However, most of the women in them seem to be engaging in blowjobs that are about being appealing to a dude that's watching and wants to get off. Are there videos of a girl giving a blowjob that's about getting her and the guy off? Sayaka has recommended looking for actual amateur porn, but I'm not sure looking at "real" people is a step I can make yet with my solo-sexual adventures, as in they might be ugly even if the sex is good.

    I dunno, I'm asking a forum full of guys (although I don't know enough to know if this is a guy/girl thing,) but I have nowhere else that I know of that I can ask. And there's nowhere else I really value the opinions of people to ask. I don't know what I'm looking for (apart from the immediate blowjobs thing.) I guessing I'm looking for something that is both sexy and sensual (and yes the doubters amongst you will have noticed that I've used a very typically feminine word to describe what I'm looking for in my porn, but you know, fuck you.) And something where it looks like the girl is enjoying it and not hamming it up as directed by a bad porno director.

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    Obligatory Camille Crimson AMA.
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    The only thing I can suggest is to look up on redtube/youporn whatever is some stuff from Camille Crimson. She focuses on sensual blowjobs. Might be a good launching point.

    *edit* fucking hell beaten as I was eating PB&J and posting
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    Thanks to both of you. I was literally watching a video of hers last week from redtube (incredibly sexy) and I spent a good 20 minutes today going through my browser history to see if I could find the link to it again. But yeah, I've seen her before, didn't know the name, and she was absolutely what I was thinking of when I posted the post you're responding too.

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    Sooo my woman just got both nips pierced. Don't have anything against it (it's kinda hot actually, now that I see it in person), just totally throwing me for a loop since I'd never have expected it from her. If things start to get a little freakier in bed i'm ok with that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skidrowpunk View Post
    Sooo my woman just got both nips pierced. Don't have anything against it (it's kinda hot actually, now that I see it in person), just totally throwing me for a loop since I'd never have expected it from her. If things start to get a little freakier in bed i'm ok with that
    ive never understood this.... why would a woman pierce her nipples.. or indeed her labia? is it a sensation thing or an appearance thing? please do inquire!

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