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    Gammy knob? That doesnt sound good mate, i dont think thats supposed to happen....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Caine View Post
    Gammy knob? That doesnt sound good mate, i dont think thats supposed to happen....
    Excessive playing with yourself will do that in time, nothing horrible, just stop watching porn and it'll Go away. Also, use waifu instead and should be npnp.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Caine View Post
    Gammy knob? That doesnt sound good mate, i dont think thats supposed to happen....
    Phimosis ya dig

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    I should be home.now but I keep stopping to post. I'm in need of a mega poo. so much so that I'm tempted to leave slurry across one of these gardens and deal with the wiping later. gonna toss a coin

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    Quote Originally Posted by 56k Lagman View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Caine View Post
    Gammy knob? That doesnt sound good mate, i dont think thats supposed to happen....
    Phimosis ya dig

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    It can be operated?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmin View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Caine View Post
    Gammy knob? That doesnt sound good mate, i dont think thats supposed to happen....
    Phimosis ya dig

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    It can be operated?
    Prolly but why bother, only problems have been cosmetic tbh. It will heal given a chance though because I went backpacking a few years ago and left my lad alone for a few weeks which made a world of difference

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duckslayer View Post
    I should be home.now but I keep stopping to post. I'm in need of a mega poo. so much so that I'm tempted to leave slurry across one of these gardens and deal with the wiping later. gonna toss a coin

    phoneposting

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    Steroid creams and progressive stretching often work too, don't need to get the chop straight away.
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    It is absurd that we are capable of witnessing a 40,000 year old system of gender oppression begin to dissolve before our eyes yet still see the abolition of a 200 year old economic system as an unrealistic utopia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Caine View Post
    Gammy knob? That doesnt sound good mate, i dont think thats supposed to happen....
    Translation for non limeys?
    Google gives me this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacul View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Caine View Post
    Gammy knob? That doesnt sound good mate, i dont think thats supposed to happen....
    Translation for non limeys?
    Google gives me this
    It means me knob is a bit gammy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duckslayer View Post
    I should be home.now but I keep stopping to post. I'm in need of a mega poo. so much so that I'm tempted to leave slurry across one of these gardens and deal with the wiping later. gonna toss a coin

    phoneposting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacul View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Caine View Post
    Gammy knob? That doesnt sound good mate, i dont think thats supposed to happen....
    Translation for non limeys?
    Google gives me this
    That's Gammy Knob. A much loved but sadly deceased member of the royal family.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 56k Lagman View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmin View Post
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    Gammy knob? That doesnt sound good mate, i dont think thats supposed to happen....
    Phimosis ya dig

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    It can be operated?
    Prolly but why bother, only problems have been cosmetic tbh. It will heal given a chance though because I went backpacking a few years ago and left my lad alone for a few weeks which made a world of difference

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    Got cut early September, was shagging carefully by the end of the month, destroying by mid October. Scotland so being cut is much less common than not but noones been put off, looks tidy when hard now, still a bit funky when soft but by the time they see it is soft the fun has been done anyway and they're either your waifu now or you won't see them again.

    Feel free to ask or pm questions, imo well worth it. Lots of "getting cut is the worst thing in the world" on the Internet but it looks like mostly spergelords tbqh. No pain (literally none) just a bit of discomfort for a couple of weeks having ones bell out constantly but unless you're a fucking professional one man band you'll get over it. Stitches unnoticeable until you pull them out, which is obvious when to do. Also after maybe a week I got boners and it wasn't a big deal, no tearing or weirdness or pain, no marks now.

    The initial dressing is also hilarious, as it looks like a dog with one of those cone collars on. Plus I had a team of about 10 people working on my cock, great fun. (they were very professional, completely put me at ease, only saw one doc after so no embarrassment, and that anaesthetic [they put you under don't worry] is fucking fantastic; made bleary jokes about hoping they had small enough tools etc etc on the way in).

    Obviously this is all based on my case, phimosis was pretty severe, sex was uncomfortable to incredibly sore, and never resulted in me getting off. Luckily loved (and still do) going down on girls mind. See a doctor (dicktor, cocktor) and they'll know best in the NHS, don't believe the bogeyman advice in wierd forums. Ymmv.

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    Edit - reread post and fuck knows if it's worthwhile to you dude if it's mostly cosmetic but this post might do good to someone lurking or whatever.
    Last edited by Seamus; January 5 2017 at 10:17:24 PM.
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    Been cut since a child because of severe phimosis.

    Gf loves it, I can last forever.

    Lasting forever is the bit I hate.
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Mason
    It is absurd that we are capable of witnessing a 40,000 year old system of gender oppression begin to dissolve before our eyes yet still see the abolition of a 200 year old economic system as an unrealistic utopia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    Been cut since a child because of severe phimosis.

    Gf loves it, I can last forever.

    Lasting forever is the bit I hate.
    Wild variation in how long I can last, sex is from a couple of minutes to half an hour of actual fucking (that's an outlier to be fair, had just got back from two weeks offshore to newish missus, both of us fresh and not tender and desperate). 5-20 is probably somewhere round reality, feels about double that though. Have some control over it between the two areas if I'm not full of whisky and/or smokes.

    Wanking has always taken me an age though cut and uncut, no idea what that's about. Talking 30m to an hour, dunno if it's just enjoying the vinegar strokes or something else. Don't really care.

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    Thanks gang, if I was still in NHS land I would probably look into it but the worst of my troubles really end at not being able to piss standing up. Wish me luck though

    Quote Originally Posted by Duckslayer View Post
    I should be home.now but I keep stopping to post. I'm in need of a mega poo. so much so that I'm tempted to leave slurry across one of these gardens and deal with the wiping later. gonna toss a coin

    phoneposting

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    +1 Seamus, went through it almost two years ago, well worth it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 56k Lagman View Post
    Thanks gang, if I was still in NHS land I would probably look into it but the worst of my troubles really end at not being able to piss standing up. Wish me luck though
    can u still put it in the pooper?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seamus View Post
    Lots of "getting cut is the worst thing in the world" on the Internet but it looks like mostly spergelords tbqh.
    That's usually mostly directed at parents who put their newborns through an unneccesary operation with no real benefits (for most people) and some risk.

    If you choose to do it yourself it's all good, especially if you have a good reason for it.

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    Elective surgery is great, cutting a kids dick because a guy who made corn flakes said it was a good idea not so much.

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    Everything is so fuckable I can't even

    Quote Originally Posted by Duckslayer View Post
    I should be home.now but I keep stopping to post. I'm in need of a mega poo. so much so that I'm tempted to leave slurry across one of these gardens and deal with the wiping later. gonna toss a coin

    phoneposting

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    Quote Originally Posted by 56k Lagman View Post
    Everything is so fuckable I can't even
    Huh? Summer clothing (or lack thereof) getting your hormones all excited?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Caine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 56k Lagman View Post
    Everything is so fuckable I can't even
    Huh? Summer clothing (or lack thereof) getting your hormones all excited?
    No I quit choking the snake fam

    Quote Originally Posted by Duckslayer View Post
    I should be home.now but I keep stopping to post. I'm in need of a mega poo. so much so that I'm tempted to leave slurry across one of these gardens and deal with the wiping later. gonna toss a coin

    phoneposting

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