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    [PVP] 14 inch penis

    [14 inch penis, pewpewz]

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    Damage Profile - <Omni-Damage> (EM: 25,00%, Ex: 25,00%, Ki: 25,00%, Th: 25,00%)
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    Armor Resists - EM: 57,50%, Ex: 23,50%, Ki: 36,25%, Th: 53,25%

    Capacitor: Stable at 67,75% (mwd inactive)

    Volley Damage: 1*512,92
    DPS: 549,86 (617,49)

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    Re: 14 inch penis

    Don't think I'd fit my ferox like that tbh.

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    Re: 14 inch penis

    i just can't come up with a better fit for solo..
    it didn't do too bad for a ferox (love the wordfilter), but the ferox is garbage no matter how you fit it

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    Re: 14 inch penis

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    Re: 14 inch penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Helen
    Don't think I'd fit my 14 inch penis like that tbh.
    Aside from the magnum condom joke that's sitting right here...

    The fit in the OP isn't that bad for a blaster ferox. You can whine about blasterox in general but overall, well, there it is.


    If anything I'd drop the web and add more tank, even when solo'ing.

    You should be able to hit most stuff and an extra invuln or something would really add to the tank.
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    Re: 14 inch penis

    Terrible?

    494 dps with null 7+6.3km

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    Re: 14 inch penis

    Its still terrible compared a 'clone that would have more dps, a bit more tank, more speed, and most importantly more cargohold.

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    Re: 14 inch penis

    why do these fits all have meta3 or lower tackle mods when there's cpu to spare? I know you can overheat them a tiny little bit longer, but extra range and extra web strenth is more important, and you only ever need to heat 2 cycles in a fight, the 'getting tackle' cycle and maybe the "he's about to exit scram range" cycle.

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    Re: 14 inch penis

    Quote Originally Posted by fng
    Terrible?
    494 dps with null 7+6.3km
    Small nos would be nice. Doesn't add much cap stability, but the cap is so bad that anything you can get is going to be helpful. Blue pill seems like a must. Maybe use a t2 mwd? It depends on how you fly it but I'm assuming that your mwd will be off for a good portion of the fight seens how you're going to be operating within scram range, so the reduced cap reduction might come in handy. I'm sort of hesitant to say this but based purely off eft lg crystals alpha-epsilon might be worth purchasing.

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    Re: 14 inch penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Hydro
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    I'm sort of hesitant to say this but based purely off eft lg crystals alpha-epsilon might be worth purchasing.
    Is this done often? Running crystal sets without omegas, I mean. Cost considerations and/or using some other implant?

    (I realize this is probably not THE place to ask.)
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    Re: 14 inch penis

    Quote Originally Posted by halka
    Quote Originally Posted by Hydro
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    I'm sort of hesitant to say this but based purely off eft lg crystals alpha-epsilon might be worth purchasing.
    Cost considerations and/or using some other implant?
    Yup. If EFT is to be trusted, omega only gives you 15 or so extra dps tanked, so imo for 300+ mil and slot 6, you can do far better.

    As for how often excluding the omega is done, I've no idea if it is common practice, but I've left it out on more then one implant set, for exactly the reasons you pointed out.

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    Re: 14 inch penis

    yeah it's pretty common, so is running HG slots 1-5 then LG for the omega.

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    Re: 14 inch penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Shiodome
    yeah it's pretty common, so is running HG slots 1-5 then LG for the omega.
    i thought ccp nerfed that recently.

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    Re: 14 inch penis

    Also, I was meaning to ask, why the nickname? Aren't there other ships infinitely definitely more deserving?
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    Re: 14 inch penis

    Quote Originally Posted by halka
    Also, I was meaning to ask, why the nickname? Aren't there other ships infinitely definitely more deserving?
    The meme started long before I joined SHC, but I believe the lore is that the ship was presumed so bad, that the pilot using it in PVP must not care because he has a 14 inch penis to compensate.

    I think. SHC historians please correct me?

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    Re: 14 inch penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Rudolf Miller
    Quote Originally Posted by halka
    Also, I was meaning to ask, why the nickname? Aren't there other ships infinitely definitely more deserving?
    The meme started long before I joined SHC, but I believe the lore is that the ship was presumed so bad, that the pilot using it in PVP must not care because he has a 14 inch penis to compensate.

    I think. SHC historians please correct me?
    As an occasional Ferox solo pilot I can confirm this.

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    Re: 14 inch penis

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    you can still have alot of fun with this if ya can't fit t2 mods
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    Re: 14 inch penis

    What's the point of all that EHP if you don't get primaried? Fly a cyclone, do 35% more DPS while being 26% faster.

    ("your skills" must include some implants because that 14-incher does 384 DPS with all Vs and no implants, the standard metric for comparison)
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    Re: 14 inch penis

    I'd flip the EM Hardener for a web, particularly if you're loading hail.

    why the hell did you copy-paste from EFT and then remove the actual shipname, which lets other people copy-paste it in to check stats?


    Wrack: turn the drones back on if you copied the fit, its 493 w/ all V skills before implants, with the caveat that using hail with this fit is likely to be massive fail.

    452 w/ Fusion/EMP/PP

    425's gimp your tank
    The hell?

    425s fit on this ship with no other modifications to the fit.

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    if you don't have AWU V, it fits with AWU IV and a y-t8 overcharged, which you should be using anyways since there's hardly ever any reason to use the T2 MWD.
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    Re: 14 inch penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrus Tenebros
    I'd flip the EM Hardener for a web, particularly if you're loading hail.

    why the hell did you copy-paste from EFT and then remove the actual shipname, which lets other people copy-paste it in to check stats?


    Wrack: turn the drones back on if you copied the fit, its 493 w/ all V skills before implants, with the caveat that using hail with this fit is likely to be massive fail.

    452 w/ Fusion/EMP/PP

    425's gimp your tank
    The hell?

    425s fit on this ship with no other modifications to the fit.

    [14 inch penis, name]
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    if you don't have AWU V, it fits with AWU IV and a y-t8 overcharged, which you should be using anyways since there's hardly ever any reason to use the T2 MWD.
    oh god i love EFT warriors, shouldn't you be on the battleclinic forums.
    "copy-paste from EFT" good question, i have no answer for you.

    per your other post "1) Nobody gives a shit what it does with your skills, we use All V as a comparison basis for fits" please continue to do this as this is the way of the EFT warrior and we love it when you lose your ship then rage log \o// and everyone gives a shit about my skills cause my mommy loves me and thinks i'm handsome

    I do VERY well with this fit with barrage and hail loaded (no need for tracking mods if you know how to pvp)

    I find the same people are critics of these fits. They are always in huge fleets, end up #5 or #6 in damage on killmails and don't really have much practical pvp experience other than doing what someone tells them to do.

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