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Thread: The Poo Thread 2.0

  1. #381
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiodome View Post
    everyone has done 3, and everyone found it liberating.
    The A.C. Slater

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiodome View Post
    everyone has done 3, and everyone found it liberating.
    I actually havent, but i will do next poo now!

    Have reverse and forward used a bidet though

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    Obligatory

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    so today I've had a few poos. nothing out the ordinary, was on the beers last night and ate a lot of cheese but no danger. go for my afternoon walk in the woods today and suddenly an immense pressure builds. I'm. genuinely caught short and only through prayer and clenching while not moving for a good few minutes, was I granted a reprieve. Well I made it home and am posting from the throne right now. Post coitus having a fag as it were.
    this poo man. considering I've had two already. it was biblical. brick orange slurry the consistency of watery porridge. the smell was, is still rank. like hot sick and rotting road kill. I was prepared to take a pic and even did a quick splash wipe of the bum so I could get a good photo angle without dripping on the rug but when i made eye contact with the thing. I couldn't. the shame. the fear. what have I just done.
    what have I just done

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    it's a damn good job I pussied out from shitting in the woods. there's a horse trail that runs by the spot I was in and I suspect the smell would cause old. mares to start bucking little kids Into the bushes

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    Glorious poo thread scenes
    2/10/17 Greatposthellpurge never forget
    23/10/17 The Greatreposteninging ?

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    what kind of fucking garbage do you nerds eat to have such problems? jesus christ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Approaching Walrus View Post
    what kind of fucking garbage do you nerds eat to have such problems? jesus christ
    Beer and a lot of cheese. He did say.

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    Have you never had a post beer dump? The roiling, festering, stew of too much lager and not enough solids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elriche Oshego View Post
    Have you never had a post beer dump? The roiling, festering, stew of too much lager and not enough solids.
    This is what curry and bread was invented for. For ballast, and potency.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elriche Oshego View Post
    Have you never had a post beer dump? The roiling, festering, stew of too much lager and not enough solids.
    STELLA SHIT


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    Cullneshi the god of shitposting.

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    Solidnuggets of shit. Mucus in my stool.

    I think i might have bowel problems. Fucking shit diet finally given me lupus/cancer?

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    Probably worth a trip to the doc m8
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Mason
    It is absurd that we are capable of witnessing a 40,000 year old system of gender oppression begin to dissolve before our eyes yet still see the abolition of a 200 year old economic system as an unrealistic utopia.

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    totally forgot, but i ate a massive bag of haribo fangtastic all to myself yesterday so thats probably what it was now i think about it. Also a whole tub of pringles. Grim times

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    Shouldnt you be cultivating a diet that produces olympic quality masterrace shits?

    This chav diet you are on doesn't seem apt for this thread duck.

    You are a disgrace to the poopsmith community!

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    I think this deserves a place here

    https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comment...dump_this_big/
    "I think we could all do with sitting back a bit and detaching ourselves from the situation to really think about how these issues reflect on our future and how we discuss them here and be a bit less aggressive or defensive because everyone has a complicated set of circumstances that has led the to place importance on particular issues and it doesn't meany any of them is less valid, we just need to look at the broader picture"

    Smuggo - Brexit Thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elriche Oshego View Post
    Have you never had a post beer dump? The roiling, festering, stew of too much lager and not enough solids.
    my sister refers to this as The Beeriod

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crystalline Entity View Post
    From the discussion

    "Imagine taking a shit and there were giants watching you in awe"


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    This thread has been going for seven years

    I'd like to take this moment to advertise The Neckbeards International Podcast, where in most episodes we talk at length about poo.

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