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Thread: The Poo Thread 2.0

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    This thread is shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomToon View Post
    This thread is shit
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    2 years ago, a Japanese monk told me that the secret to eternal happiness was to sit back to front on the toilet when you shit.

    I will never look back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lallante View Post
    2 years ago, a Japanese monk told me that the secret to eternal happiness was to sit back to front on the toilet when you shit.

    I will never look back.
    This position is known as the A.C. Slater.

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    I want to go for a poo now but I don't know what to read so I'm putting it off until I can decide.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lallante View Post
    2 years ago, a Japanese monk told me that the secret to eternal happiness was to sit back to front on the toilet when you shit.

    I will never look back.
    This position is known as the A.C. Slater.
    I've not heard of this? You'd be facing the wall however in most cases.

    In work there are several ways for poop to enter the sewage system. I have a favourite toilet. I think location is very important. I don't like busy toilets I like to relax and take my time and not be disturbed.

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    i think i may be developing an internal hemorrhoid, occasionally find a small bit of blood on the toilet paper.

    GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

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    You people and your colons :smug:

    (Actually I wish I had mine back and working )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lief Siddhe View Post
    i think i may be developing an internal hemorrhoid, occasionally find a small bit of blood on the toilet paper.

    GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

    Soon it will burn while you poop!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boltorano View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lief Siddhe View Post
    i think i may be developing an internal hemorrhoid, occasionally find a small bit of blood on the toilet paper.

    GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

    Soon it will burn while you poop!
    that's the funny thing, I could probably eat radioactive waste and it wouldn't burn, it never does. I eat hot and spicy shit all the time and when it comes out, it hot ain't spicy anymore, I got like nanobots with laz0r chainsaws in my stomach or something.

    Hmm, maybe that's the problem, but GOD FUCKING DAMMIT if I ever stop eating hot spicy food I'll kill meself, it's the only good sort :balkanfood:

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    [ 2011.10.27 19:57:25 ] Larkonis Trassler > hmmm
    [ 2011.10.27 19:57:35 ] Larkonis Trassler > need a good opener for the new poo thread
    [ 2011.10.27 19:58:10 ] Suleiman Shouaa > Contrast east & west style?
    [ 2011.10.27 19:58:16 ] Suleiman Shouaa > Open with a poll maybe?
    [ 2011.10.27 20:01:22 ] Larkonis Trassler > good idea
    [ 2011.10.27 20:03:43 ] Cheryl Swindle > pictures
    [ 2011.10.27 20:03:48 ] Cheryl Swindle > cant go wrong with pictures
    now I see ....


    IS-4, T110E5, T-54, E-50, IS-8, M103, T34, Type 59, M26 Pershing, AMX 13 90, KV-3, SU-122-44, AMX AC Mle. 1946, SU-101, T20, T71, T25/2, KV-1S, T21, Jgdpzr IV, Sherman E8, GW Panther, AMX 12t, M18, Stug III, T-50-2, T-34, PzIV, ELC AMX, Crusader, Covenanter, SU-26, T1, RenaultFT.

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    Back when I worked on a project in the gulf I got a bad stomach on my way back home. This was before I had arrived back in Dubai where they have golden toilet seats and all that jazz. And I had to use one of those hole`s in the ground... It ended up with me stripping off my shorts and boxer...cause

    HOW THE FUCK DO THEY SHIT WITH A BAD STOMACH WITHOUT HITTING THEIR PULLED DOWN PANTS???

    Is this the reason men are wearing those dishdash costumes down there? So they can pull up their clothes instead of pulling them down?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TZeer View Post
    HOW THE FUCK DO THEY SHIT WITH A BAD STOMACH WITHOUT HITTING THEIR PULLED DOWN PANTS???

    Is this the reason men are wearing those dishdash costumes down there? So they can pull up their clothes instead of pulling them down?
    Because they all wear dresses and no undies m8


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    Yep, it helps. I remember my adventures in summer camps 2000-2003, basically I did the "surfer" - legs spread as wide as possible and pushing with both hands off the toilet walls so as not to fall on my ass into the godforsaken pit of despair.

    Water shortages were fun too, and cleaning the toilets after 400 volunteers took a crap into them... Still makes me cringe. Although I guess the pits were easier cleaned than what would have happened if 400 people crapped into normal toilets without water.

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    The toilets on the side of the highway in Aus are quite possibly worse then those squat things. They are a normal toilet seat built over a large hole in the ground about a metre wide and 3 or 4 metres deep, NEVER look down one, you will literally see a 6ft tall mountian of shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Me View Post
    The toilets on the side of the highway in Aus are quite possibly worse then those squat things. They are a normal toilet seat built over a large hole in the ground about a metre wide and 3 or 4 metres deep, NEVER look down one, you will literally see a 6ft tall mountian of shit.
    Drop toilet best toilet.
    My brother lost a pair of sunglasses down one once.
    I lold irl.


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    Frenchies being un-civilized nbs.


    Squat toilets, I mean wtf you heathens. Is a seat really such a complex idea? I wonder how many people come away from a visit to the UK or otherwise thinking 'holy shit why didn't we think of that!?'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirk View Post
    Frenchies being un-civilized nbs.


    Squat toilets, I mean wtf you heathens. Is a seat really such a complex idea? I wonder how many people come away from a visit to the UK or otherwise thinking 'holy shit why didn't we think of that!?'
    Patented.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ctrlchris View Post
    Drop toilet best toilet.
    My brother lost a pair of sunglasses down one once.
    I lold irl.
    So did I at reading this, good times.

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