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Thread: The Poo Thread 2.0

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    It was actually mentioned in the NHS provided antenatal classes... 'The mega black poo'. Those first few poos after your child is born when they're still clearing out all the mucous and bile from their system. It's quite easy to clean up because for those first few days you hover over your newborn watching for any sign of distress. A fart sound warrants an instant change lest that caustic black poo settle on their skin...

    To be continued...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    It was actually mentioned in the NHS provided antenatal classes... 'The mega black poo'. Those first few poos after your child is born when they're still clearing out all the mucous and bile from their system. It's quite easy to clean up because for those first few days you hover over your newborn watching for any sign of distress. A fart sound warrants an instant change lest that caustic black poo settle on their skin...

    To be continued...
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    Amazing poo scenes today on the way back from work.



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    Some threads are worth reviving.

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    is that supposed to be an impressive log ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoffl View Post
    is that supposed to be an impressive log ?
    The logs show nothing

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    Day three and no sign of needing a poo yet. Id be less alarmed but for day one and two i was boozing and my anus has been producing flightpath-altering noxious fumes at ever increasing rates for over a day now. Football later always induces a pre-match shit or three. God bless adrenalin. I have a few hours to prepare ahead of my buttle. Pics coming soon.

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    pre-RIP sphincter
    2/10/17 Greatposthellpurge never forget
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    [poo] duct slayer

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    Three pre match poos were had. Like shitting out bright orange dense clay.

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    Impressive. Very nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duckslayer View Post
    Three pre match poos were had. Like shitting out bright orange dense clay.
    Pics?
    "I think we could all do with sitting back a bit and detaching ourselves from the situation to really think about how these issues reflect on our future and how we discuss them here and be a bit less aggressive or defensive because everyone has a complicated set of circumstances that has led the to place importance on particular issues and it doesn't meany any of them is less valid, we just need to look at the broader picture"

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    Bowels were making noises, afterwards the stench was quite terrible, a kind of slow moving malevolance.
    I had to get in front of it and shut my door before it drifted upwards to the bedroom.

    Luckily I did it at a time when human beings were tucked safely in their beds like some kind of shitting misanthrope.

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    I don't think I've ever missed a thread as much as I've missed this one. Re-read the whole lot, amazing scenes.

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