The Poo Thread 2.0

[Larkonis Trassler]

everyone has done 3, and everyone found it liberating.

The A.C. Slater

[Duckslayer]

everyone has done 3, and everyone found it liberating.

I actually havent, but i will do next poo now!

Have reverse and forward used a bidet though

[Straight Hustlin]

Obligatory

[Duckslayer]

so today I've had a few poos. nothing out the ordinary, was on the beers last night and ate a lot of cheese but no danger. go for my afternoon walk in the woods today and suddenly an immense pressure builds. I'm. genuinely caught short and only through prayer and clenching while not moving for a good few minutes, was I granted a reprieve. Well I made it home and am posting from the throne right now. Post coitus having a fag as it were.
this poo man. considering I've had two already. it was biblical. brick orange slurry the consistency of watery porridge. the smell was, is still rank. like hot sick and rotting road kill. I was prepared to take a pic and even did a quick splash wipe of the bum so I could get a good photo angle without dripping on the rug but when i made eye contact with the thing. I couldn't. the shame. the fear. what have I just done.
what have I just done

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[Duckslayer]

it's a damn good job I pussied out from shitting in the woods. there's a horse trail that runs by the spot I was in and I suspect the smell would cause old. mares to start bucking little kids Into the bushes

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[Stoffl]

Glorious poo thread scenes

[Approaching Walrus]

what kind of fucking garbage do you nerds eat to have such problems? jesus christ

[Shaikar]

what kind of fucking garbage do you nerds eat to have such problems? jesus christ

Beer and a lot of cheese. He did say.

[Elriche Oshego]

Have you never had a post beer dump? The roiling, festering, stew of too much lager and not enough solids.

[Approaching Walrus]

Yes and its why I drink liquor when I want to get fucked up

[erichkknaar]

Have you never had a post beer dump? The roiling, festering, stew of too much lager and not enough solids.

This is what curry and bread was invented for. For ballast, and potency.

[cullnean]

Have you never had a post beer dump? The roiling, festering, stew of too much lager and not enough solids.

STELLA SHIT


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[Duckslayer]

Solidnuggets of shit. Mucus in my stool.

I think i might have bowel problems. Fucking shit diet finally given me lupus/cancer?

[Keckers]

Probably worth a trip to the doc m8

[Duckslayer]

totally forgot, but i ate a massive bag of haribo fangtastic all to myself yesterday so thats probably what it was now i think about it. Also a whole tub of pringles. Grim times

[Sandzibar]

Shouldnt you be cultivating a diet that produces olympic quality masterrace shits?

This chav diet you are on doesn't seem apt for this thread duck.

You are a disgrace to the poopsmith community!