The A.C. SlaterOriginally Posted by Shiodome
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The A.C. Slater
I actually havent, but i will do next poo now!
Have reverse and forward used a bidet though
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so today I've had a few poos. nothing out the ordinary, was on the beers last night and ate a lot of cheese but no danger. go for my afternoon walk in the woods today and suddenly an immense pressure builds. I'm. genuinely caught short and only through prayer and clenching while not moving for a good few minutes, was I granted a reprieve. Well I made it home and am posting from the throne right now. Post coitus having a fag as it were.
this poo man. considering I've had two already. it was biblical. brick orange slurry the consistency of watery porridge. the smell was, is still rank. like hot sick and rotting road kill. I was prepared to take a pic and even did a quick splash wipe of the bum so I could get a good photo angle without dripping on the rug but when i made eye contact with the thing. I couldn't. the shame. the fear. what have I just done.
what have I just done
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it's a damn good job I pussied out from shitting in the woods. there's a horse trail that runs by the spot I was in and I suspect the smell would cause old. mares to start bucking little kids Into the bushes
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Glorious poo thread scenes
what kind of fucking garbage do you nerds eat to have such problems? jesus christ
Beer and a lot of cheese. He did say.
Have you never had a post beer dump? The roiling, festering, stew of too much lager and not enough solids.
This is what curry and bread was invented for. For ballast, and potency.
STELLA SHIT
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Solidnuggets of shit. Mucus in my stool.
I think i might have bowel problems. Fucking shit diet finally given me lupus/cancer?
Probably worth a trip to the doc m8
totally forgot, but i ate a massive bag of haribo fangtastic all to myself yesterday so thats probably what it was now i think about it. Also a whole tub of pringles. Grim times
Shouldnt you be cultivating a diet that produces olympic quality masterrace shits?
This chav diet you are on doesn't seem apt for this thread duck.
You are a disgrace to the poopsmith community!
I think this deserves a place here
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comment...dump_this_big/
"I think we could all do with sitting back a bit and detaching ourselves from the situation to really think about how these issues reflect on our future and how we discuss them here and be a bit less aggressive or defensive because everyone has a complicated set of circumstances that has led the to place importance on particular issues and it doesn't meany any of them is less valid, we just need to look at the broader picture"
Smuggo - Brexit Thread
my sister refers to this as The Beeriod
From the discussion
"Imagine taking a shit and there were giants watching you in awe"
This thread has been going for seven years
I'd like to take this moment to advertise The Neckbeards International Podcast, where in most episodes we talk at length about poo.
Seems appropriate for some of the people in this thread.
Think of the children, be a hero.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-46944631
'Super poo donors' wanted
Claudia Campenella, 31, works as a student support administrator at a UK university, and in her spare time she is a poo donor.
"Some of my friends think it is a bit weird or disgusting, but it doesn't worry me. It's very easy to donate and I just want to help with medical research. I'm glad to contribute."
Her faeces, teeming with "good" bugs, will be put into the bowel of a sick patient to help their poorly gut get better.
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