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    Dawwww, sorry you work at Starbucks.

    You should think about some different work that's less annoying. Telemarketer, for instance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nartek View Post
    Dawwww, sorry you work at Starbucks.

    You should think about some different work that's less annoying. Telemarketer, for instance.
    Actually I don't like coffee and I repair computers. I just think you're a pretentious fag

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    Hello? Oh, hello! I'm sorry it's a very bad line. No, no no... but that's not possible, she was sealed in to the Seventh Obelisk after the prayer meeting. Well, no, I get that it's important... an Egyptian Goddess loose on the Orient Express. In Space. Give us a mo....

    ... don't worry about a thing, your Majesty; we're on our way.

    Quote Originally Posted by pratell View Post
    was looking at dudes on okcupid last night

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    Wasn't there a bunch of pics with captions, of "asshole coffee drinkers" or some such? was of the format: "I like my coffee like I like my women" then sth like "I like to look at airbrushed pictures of idealised coffees on the internet then get disappointed when reality doesn't match" and so forth ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nartek View Post
    Waitress "Welcome to shitstar, what can I get you?"
    Me "I'll have a large filter coffee to go"
    Waitress <Confused look> "A what?"
    Me "Oh, sorry, a GRANDE CAFE AMERICANO... in whatever term this place uses to mean TAKE AWAY."
    Waitress "Do you want anything in it?"
    Me "No"
    Waitress "Would you like milk?"
    Me "No"
    Waitress "Do you want any sweeteners?"
    Me "Nope, <loudly so the other patrons can hear> I Like my coffee how I like my wimmin!"
    Me <again, loudly, waiting just enough> "BITTER"
    no it doesn't.
    Hello? Oh, hello! I'm sorry it's a very bad line. No, no no... but that's not possible, she was sealed in to the Seventh Obelisk after the prayer meeting. Well, no, I get that it's important... an Egyptian Goddess loose on the Orient Express. In Space. Give us a mo....

    ... don't worry about a thing, your Majesty; we're on our way.

    Quote Originally Posted by pratell View Post
    was looking at dudes on okcupid last night

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    Quote Originally Posted by whispous View Post
    Actually I don't like coffee and I repair computers. I just think you're a pretentious fag
    You have your definition off by a bit.

    Pretentious: Adjective
    "Attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed."

    Now, what I just wrote may class me as:

    magniloquent
    overbearing
    arrogant
    magisterial
    And probably most importantly; supercilious

    But pretentious is just so easy a word to throw around, and since its such an easily mold-able definition (meaning people will simply construe it as a negative quality, then assign the qualities they see in someone to their own personal definition)... I can understand the desire to use such a term. It shouldn't stop you just because it is wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nartek View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by whispous View Post
    Actually I don't like coffee and I repair computers. I just think you're a pretentious fag
    You have your definition off by a bit.

    Pretentious: Adjective
    "Attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed."

    Now, what I just wrote may class me as:

    magniloquent
    overbearing
    arrogant
    magisterial
    And probably most importantly; supercilious

    But pretentious is just so easy a word to throw around, and since its such an easily mold-able definition (meaning people will simply construe it as a negative quality, then assign the qualities they see in someone to their own personal definition)... I can understand the desire to use such a term. It shouldn't stop you just because it is wrong.
    aaaaaaaand yea, pretentious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whispous View Post
    aaaaaaaand yea, pretentious.
    Your mom's pretentious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nartek View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by whispous View Post
    Actually I don't like coffee and I repair computers. I just think you're a pretentious fag
    You have your definition off by a bit.

    Pretentious: Adjective
    "Attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed."
    Hi,

    I, too, use the one definition that suits my argument and not any others.

    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pretentious

    Definition of PRETENTIOUS
    1
    : characterized by pretension: as a : making usually unjustified or excessive claims (as of value or standing) <the pretentious fraud who assumes a love of culture that is alien to him — Richard Watts> b : expressive of affected, unwarranted, or exaggerated importance, worth, or stature <pretentious language> <pretentious houses>
    2
    : making demands on one's skill, ability, or means : ambitious <the pretentious daring of the Green Mountain Boys in crossing the lake — American Guide Series: Vermont>
    Does it fit? I don't care, I just hate people abusing linguistics. And I hate linguistics. Abuse in this case by ignoring the possibility that a word may have more than one meaning.

    Also, you may have noticed, none of our Austrians have posted because they are laughing their asses off over this discussion.
    nevar forget

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    Nartek is right on (+rep), and anyone enjoying "an ice cream sundae with a shot of espresso", which is fine, I did too once or twice, should own up to it, to what it is.

    One of the sillier discussion in the image thread, I much prefer ones on strapons or even on fkn grammar. But here's a so called "coffee" pic anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nartek View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by whispous View Post
    Actually I don't like coffee and I repair computers. I just think you're a pretentious fag
    You have your definition off by a bit.

    Pretentious: Adjective
    "Attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed."

    Now, what I just wrote may class me as:

    magniloquent
    overbearing
    arrogant
    magisterial
    And probably most importantly; supercilious

    But pretentious is just so easy a word to throw around, and since its such an easily mold-able definition (meaning people will simply construe it as a negative quality, then assign the qualities they see in someone to their own personal definition)... I can understand the desire to use such a term. It shouldn't stop you just because it is wrong.


    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Nartek again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Appleby View Post
    Does it fit?
    Those don't fit either.
    But you don't care, you just want to make pretenses about knowing/caring about linguistics.


    Triplepost, blammo!
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    argues on the internet about coffee.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Qui Shon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Appleby View Post
    Does it fit?
    Those don't fit either.
    But you don't care, you just want to make pretenses about knowing/caring about linguistics.


    Triplepost, blammo!
    I do know about linguistics and have the master's degree to prove it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by whispous View Post
    thank you for deducting reputation from this sperger.
    It's alright, I added.
    Coming soon(tm).


    <3 Entrox.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lt View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by whispous View Post
    thank you for deducting reputation from this sperger.
    It's alright, I added.
    Don't worry, I got whispous' back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Appleby View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Qui Shon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Appleby View Post
    Does it fit?
    Those don't fit either.
    But you don't care, you just want to make pretenses about knowing/caring about linguistics.


    Triplepost, blammo!
    I do know about linguistics and have the master's degree to prove it.
    Funny how you say "Does it fit? I don't care"
    Which indicates you don't know, or don't care to know, which is the same thing.

    It didn't fit.
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    You lot are all fucking gay, and anyone who writes an entire essay about coffee is both pretentious and dull as fuck.

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