Anthology of Experimental Image Humor™ | NSFW

[Tools]

Oh yeah I forgot there were poms.

[Qui Shon]

[SteeleResolve]

Holy shit how do you even get that burned?

by going outside

lol

[DevilDude]

Holy shit how do you even get that burned?

by going outside

lol

i dunno, that's pretty bad, I don't ever remember getting burned that bad even when I was in Hawaii a couple months back, I think you'd actually need a tanning booth to do that.

[Nooby]

If you think that's badly burned skin you have never seen a real sunburn.

[Qui Shon]

If you think that's badly burned skin you have never seen a real sunburn.

Aye, the kind where your skin swells up so much your leg gets twice its circumference, the kind where you can't sleep because of the pain emanating from your leg, the leg that you for some inconceivable reason forgot to put sunscreen on after a long swim, during your first beach day in Thailand when on your winter vacation, coming from your own country where the sun hasn't risen for six weeks.

[Aurora148]

i must be part of a superior non-burning white master race

spent whole days at the beach without sun lotion on (forgot) and I'll go a bit pink but in the morning I'll have just tanned and back to normal.

[Lancehot]

Worst I've had was crinkly, weeping skin on my forearms & legs after I nodded off on a lilo during a heatwave. Not fun recovering from that.

[Morax Marbas]

Getting a sunburn so bad that you can basically watch while they are getting skin cancer seems to be a British thing.

Never saw other people so sunburned.

[Lancehot]

Getting a sunburn so bad that you can basically watch while they are getting skin cancer seems to be a British thing.

Never saw other people so sunburned.

Beach resorts where Brits stay are the closest I think I'll ever get to a gathering of walrus.

[Aurora148]

Getting a sunburn so bad that you can basically watch while they are getting skin cancer seems to be a British thing.

Never saw other people so sunburned.

the fucking germans always steal all of the sun loungers with parasols before anyone else is awake

[Cortess]

Getting a sunburn so bad that you can basically watch while they are getting skin cancer seems to be a British thing.

Never saw other people so sunburned.

the fucking germans always steal all of the sun loungers with parasols before anyone else is awake

Wir sind eben schnell wie der Blitz.

Somewhat related:

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[Nooby]

Leather armor.

[Qui Shon]

i must be part of a superior non-burning white master race

50 years ago you'd have been asking for a racist response to that claim
Good thing we've moved on from that

But getting red skin is just the mildest form of sunburn, here's a bit worse, prolly 2nd day pic and then 3rd/4th.

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[Skidrowpunk]

[Tools]

The thing about sunburn is that you can clearly feel that your skin is burning and you've got plenty of warning before it gets to any of those stages. Maybe this is something that you have to learn while growing up in the sun though.

[Bielz]

The thing about sunburn is that you can clearly feel that your skin is burning and you've got plenty of warning before it gets to any of those stages. Maybe this is something that you have to learn while growing up in the sun though.

I go from fine to HOLY SHIT RED abruptly there is no in between. Its fine fine fine fine fine fine huh I'm red.

[Aea]

The thing about sunburn is that you can clearly feel that your skin is burning and you've got plenty of warning before it gets to any of those stages. Maybe this is something that you have to learn while growing up in the sun though.

I go from fine to HOLY SHIT RED abruptly there is no in between. Its fine fine fine fine fine fine huh I'm red.

Do you deal with your alcohol in the same manner?

[Grendelfreak]

The thing about sunburn is that you can clearly feel that your skin is burning and you've got plenty of warning before it gets to any of those stages. Maybe this is something that you have to learn while growing up in the sun though.

The sun is "different" depending how north or south you are. Strangly enough in northern Australia I had a permanent tan but never burnt while down south I blistered fairly easy.

[DevilDude]

The thing about sunburn is that you can clearly feel that your skin is burning and you've got plenty of warning before it gets to any of those stages. Maybe this is something that you have to learn while growing up in the sun though.

not if you're in the water.

I still don't understand how you brits are doing that to yourselves, I'm fucking Irish/Norwegian heritage the worst that's ever happened to me was my back getting burned to where it peeled off but the skin under it was just pink not fucking zombie flesh. I go snorkling and freediving in the goddamn tropics and this shit doesn't happen to me, even when I forget to use sunblock...

do you people just not know what a sun is?

The sun is "different" depending how north or south you are. Strangly enough in northern Australia I had a permanent tan but never burnt while down south I blistered fairly easy.

likely due to the fact that the antarctic no longer has an ozone layer, I'd expect the southern temperate band has considerably less than places farther north.