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    It was just a phase!

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    Quote Originally Posted by halka View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Cortess View Post
    The link is dead already ... guess he has a new routine now.
    It only shows when you're logged in, that's why I was egging Lowa on to keep posting excerpts via rep message
    By popular demand then;

    Wake Up; Remember That I'm Not Completely Up My Own Ass, Carry On With My Day.
    6:00 a.m - Wake up
    6:01 a.m - Go back to sleep
    7:30 a.m - Wake up in a panic, get dressed with no regard for matching socks
    7:45 a.m - Drive to work, hoping to avoid cyclists on the road
    7:45 a.m - 8:15 a.m - Shout at the inevitable cyclists
    8:20 a.m - Get to the office,have a browse of LinkedIn
    8:25 a.m - Read a post like this and ensure I have unfollowed the poster to never read something like this again
    6.30am - noise of kids wakes me up
    6.31am - launch nearest available heavy object at children, swear a lot, roll over.
    6.32am - admit defeat and get up.
    6.33am - 6 fags, 4 cups of tea, fry up.
    9.00am - switch on PC, stare at office wall pondering the futility of it all.
    5.00pm - switch off PC, get steaming drunk.
    WINNING AT LIFE.

    05:29 Get awoken by the call of a bald eagle at my window
    05:29 Jump out of bed like a freakin hero
    05:30 Perform naked Tai Chi routine in dimly lit dojo with shaft of light bolting through a crack in the wall
    05:45 Meditate whilst being carried down the stairs on the wings of my own smug self-satisfaction
    05:50 Bathe in river running through my garden. Have a friendly wrestle with a crocodile, which upon acknowledging my awesomeness backs down
    06:02 Catch a salmon with my teeth
    06:03 Stroll heroically from the river carrying massive fish
    06:05 Sit on bank of river eating raw salmon for breakfast
    06:15 Slide into my elephant skin Kilgour suit
    06:20 Stare into a mirror at myself, without blinking for 10 mins knowing God is contemplating my existence
    06:30 - Ride to work on the back of a massive leopard and start accomplishing my daily goals of making everyone elses miserable lives better
    06:31 Get rudely awaken from the above dream by my 1 year old son reminding me how old and tired I am/feel
    06:32 Go to the nursery and see my sons beaming smile reminding me to keep it real
    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    I would create a dragon made out of vaginas. Then I would create a dragon made out of dicks. Then I would have them fight to the death.

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    Cop's can be stupid too, who knew

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    Quote Originally Posted by spitroast View Post
    Cop's can be stupid too, who knew
    Having a sense of humor is stupid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicholai Pestot View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by spitroast View Post
    Cop's can be stupid too, who knew
    Having a sense of humor is stupid?
    He probably never seen It, eh. Legit scarier than elm street and other slasher bollocks.

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    Slavs will get it



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    Eh? Is it like ajika?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Venec View Post
    Eh? Is it like ajika?
    eh maybe somewhat similar? i havent had ajika to compare.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ajvar


    

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeekar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Venec View Post
    Eh? Is it like ajika?
    eh maybe somewhat similar? i havent had ajika to compare.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ajvar
    Yeah, it's similiar. Good stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Venec View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Zeekar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Venec View Post
    Eh? Is it like ajika?
    eh maybe somewhat similar? i havent had ajika to compare.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ajvar
    Yeah, it's similiar. Good stuff.
    Yep. Also Zakuska (which apparently means completely different things to different people).

    Quote Originally Posted by Loire
    I'm too stupid to say anything that deserves being in your magnificent signature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeekar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Venec View Post
    Eh? Is it like ajika?
    eh maybe somewhat similar? i havent had ajika to compare.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ajvar
    Ajvar is fucking delicious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lowa [NSN
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    Yeah you did. By not fueling the pos. Tappin dat talk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spawinte View Post


    Looks better than what people actually have today.


    Quote Originally Posted by Loire
    I'm too stupid to say anything that deserves being in your magnificent signature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smarnca View Post
    Slavs will get it

    Switzerland being a refuge for balkans of all colours, usually had different brands of ajvar in the supermarkets. I love the stuff. Great for constipation, too.
    Будь смиренным, будь кротким, не заботься о тленном
    Власти, данной Богом, сынок, будь навеки верным...
    Я люблю Росcию, я - патриот

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    So Slavs love capsicums? TIL
    Quote Originally Posted by Douglas Adams
    I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grendelfreak View Post
    So Slavs love capsicums? TIL
    we laymen call it pepper

    and yes, slavs love anything with a taste

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    Quote Originally Posted by RazoR View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Grendelfreak View Post
    So Slavs love capsicums? TIL
    we laymen call it pepper

    and yes, slavs love anything with a taste
    That's appropriate because Capsicums aren't from Slav-land, just like anything else with taste

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