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    When I see a bird that walks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck id call it a duck.
    And if the bird denies to be a duck it is a russian duck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Caine View Post
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    His current job role:

    "Democratizing Access to The Hidden Job Market for Finance Superstars".

    He sounds fabulous.
    Not just that, he's also Building Neural Network ML to unComplicate HR

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    Welcome to LA

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    Welcome to broken image links

    Posted von mein Tapashitcunt

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Legionnaire View Post
    "LinkedIn superstar"

    If you'd like to comment: https://www.linkedin.com/in/mark-slo...cent-activity/
    That comment section is gold.
    My 2 favs so far, short and to the point vs long and more elaborate to say the same thing:

    I never comment on this sort of toss usually, but you are an absolute throbber.
    4:00am - Head to bed in my memory foam mattress after my 6 hours of volunteering at the local homeless shelter delivering my delicious home-made vegan cookies and yoga knowledge.
    4:30am - arise after 30 minutes of blissful oxygen chamber cluster naps to my plant based sun rise simulator owl alarm to the dulcet tones of Beethovens 4th sonata in G sharp.
    4:35am - begin my day with 30 minutes of alternate nostril breathing followed by 20 minutes of conscious streaming journaling.
    4:55am - 15 minutes of headspace meditation using my waterproof noise canceling headphones in my energy efficient 55 degrees Fahrenheit steam shower.
    5:10am - I drink 4 liters of iced bulletproof vegan caffeine free coffee infused with a b vitamin complex while stationary cycling.
    5:30am - I re-read the great Gatsby before slipping on my Crocs and heading out to my Prius to begin the commute to work.
    6am - I arrive at work to my standing desk and carpal tunnel friendly mouse to begin achieving my day's goals.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    I would create a dragon made out of vaginas. Then I would create a dragon made out of dicks. Then I would have them fight to the death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoffl View Post
    Welcome to broken image links

    Posted von mein Tapashitcunt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elriche Oshego View Post
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    Ooooo, map porn.

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Elriche Oshego again.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aea View Post
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    Welcome to broken image links

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    Someone's in real trouble as soon as that cat gets out of the water.
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    I love Malcanis!

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    A lot of wild cats actively enjoy swimming tbh

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    my cat can swim, but he's just a bit mad in general

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    Every cat can swim. Some breeds even do it voluntarily.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Caine View Post
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    His current job role:

    "Democratizing Access to The Hidden Job Market for Finance Superstars".

    He sounds fabulous.
    Aka recruitment bottom feeder.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoffl View Post
    Every cat can swim. Some breeds even do it voluntarily.
    Facial expression of that cat doesn't leave me to believe he is doing it voluntarily though

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    Quote Originally Posted by helgur View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Stoffl View Post
    Every cat can swim. Some breeds even do it voluntarily.
    Facial expression of that cat doesn't leave me to believe he is doing it voluntarily though
    Look who's anthropomorphising animal expressions.



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    Quote Originally Posted by helgur View Post
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    Every cat can swim. Some breeds even do it voluntarily.
    Facial expression of that cat doesn't leave me to believe he is doing it voluntarily though
    Alright Furry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smuggo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Caine View Post
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    His current job role:

    "Democratizing Access to The Hidden Job Market for Finance Superstars".

    He sounds fabulous.
    Aka recruitment bottom feeder.
    Linked this in the company Slack, five minutes later there's a dude from customer service replying "I don't get it, looks like my normal morning routine"
    :frysquint.jpg:

    e: yes, he has sleeve tattoos and a full beard
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    All expressed opinions match those of my employers, hail satan

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    There are people like that, my sister has become one. She likes to boast about how early she got up to go to the gym and talks a lot about whatever bullshit she's eating and her evening yoga and other shit.

    And I'm like "I roll out of bed at midday, then I smoke weed and play vidya games."



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    The link is dead already ... guess he has a new routine now.

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