This is why I try not to play too long after 11:00 PM-ish Mountain. You get the terrible Thais on your server. They should be forced to play on the SEA server, in my opinion. WTF is so awesome about playing with 500 ping?Originally Posted by Dogbeast
And so I spent 2500 gold to try and make sure I get the Bat before it becomes T10, and to make creds for it and other T10...
Defeat
Battle: Redshire Friday, 13 July, 2012 22:03:25
Vehicle: Type 59
Experience received: 1,000
Credits received: 98,676
God fucking damn it. I can't begin to describe how stupid my heavies were. KT and KV3 running away from T-44 and KV-1. Tiger-p sitting in corner and not doing anything...
I have seen the end of man.
The stupid map (Cliff) with one low road and a plateau with big rock hill and lighthouse and path around. We were south. Everyone and I mean fucking everyone camped in bottom left two squares.
Last edited by dzajic; July 13 2012 at 10:38:09 PM.
JagdTiger, JadgPanther, StuG III, Marder II, IS-8, KV-13, KV-1, KV-1s, T-150, Type59, T-34, M103, E-100, E-50, E-50M, PzKwIV, VK36, T34, M24, T-50-2, T54, M7 Priest, VK28, T25/2, M18, T49, M8A1, Tetrarch, T-127, T82
Tbh if the SEA server was available to us in NZ and Aussie you'd find we most likely wouldn't go there anyway, just because we'd be on the same ping which is about 220 average for me but everyone wouldn't be speaking english.This is why I try not to play too long after 11:00 PM-ish Mountain. You get the terrible Thais on your server. They should be forced to play on the SEA server, in my opinion. WTF is so awesome about playing with 500 ping?
Also I don't tend to play past 11pm my time because all the baddie brits that don't want to play on the EU server are getting on, and I don't like playing before 4pm my time because all the baddie mericans are on.
As I said there are baddies everywhere you can't just go "you guys are the bad ones" and point the finger at a particular TZ because all the TZ are bad and are stricken with baddies.
Fuck this game. You get shitty game after shitty game, and when you finally get a good one, your team will be winning and have like 8 tanks left vs their 2 slow heavies. It's an easy guaranteed win, and plenty of points for killing those heavies. Yet it's also guaranteed that a couple of morons will get to the enemy flag, and just sit there. Like, well I can't be bothered to move now. They would rather sit still and get 50 points than have fun raping some slow heavies. Every fucking game it's a great win like that, you're going for a top gun, some asshole has to ruin it and win by cap before you have a chance to finish everyone off. I want to punch all of these fucking assholes in the face.
Ya, it's just selective memory for people who tend to play in a particular TZ compared to others. Hell, if I lived with my relatives overseas I'd still be playing on NA servers, even if I would be getting 500+ ping.Tbh if the SEA server was available to us in NZ and Aussie you'd find we most likely wouldn't go there anyway, just because we'd be on the same ping which is about 220 average for me but everyone wouldn't be speaking english.This is why I try not to play too long after 11:00 PM-ish Mountain. You get the terrible Thais on your server. They should be forced to play on the SEA server, in my opinion. WTF is so awesome about playing with 500 ping?
Also I don't tend to play past 11pm my time because all the baddie brits that don't want to play on the EU server are getting on, and I don't like playing before 4pm my time because all the baddie mericans are on.
As I said there are baddies everywhere you can't just go "you guys are the bad ones" and point the finger at a particular TZ because all the TZ are bad and are stricken with baddies.
I will make a casual observation though. You do tend to get more skilled players online during UC time, since that's when they tend to be online anyways. At least that has been my observation in the higher tier matches. more -G-, NDP, W-A-R, HAVOK, SSGS, RUS, etc.
Btw by 2AM EST, it is unpossible to win on the NA server. Only decent clan on is OZZIE and they are not on my teams. :/
I get GV-VN...they talking non-English and huddle in center of maps.
My game might as well be broken.
PLEASE DO NOT REMIND ME ABOUT THE UC PLAYERS CRUSHING MY FUCKING WATER-ON-THE-BRAIN TEAMS FROM 7PM EST-11PM EST!
I can go solo in my Bat for 2 hrs and lose all my win profit in 1 hr...it's incredible, since I die last fighting 2 arty or 3 tanks every time. And I scout enemy team so we have full military lead...
Yesterday I was light a field 5x and took fire from 7-3 tanks at a time...no dmg on me for 5 mins. And I had to suicide my tank into Encounter cap to reset 4 cappers. A 100% Batchat suiciding for resets, while we have T10s next to the cap.
I rageplatooned.
We have got to come up with a 30second guide to helping our teams shape up before the countdown. Art of War copypasta FFS
I've tried shouting, tking, threatening, all caps, and even positive reinforcement.
These people are idiots.
I only win when the enemy team goofs for bait or ignores my raids. Rest of my team is unconscious.
Last edited by Lusulpher; July 14 2012 at 01:22:19 AM.
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Defeat
Battle: Steppes Saturday, 14 July, 2012 23:52:12
Vehicle: M18 Hellcat
Experience received: 865
Credits received: 38,440
Battle Achievements: Sniper
And so enemy 2xP2 platoon got 8 kills. Assault, we were attack. Our heavies were fucking morons. Checked later, usual 40something% crowd. Enemy has 50+. 5 or 6 of our tanks were stopped and killed or brought to near death by one T28prot. Apparently flanking or just attacking all at once is completely beyond retards imagination. VK45a was massive retard, saw him bounce round after round into Jagpanter gun shield at point blank.
Edit.
I have no words.
Defeat
Battle: Mountain Pass Sunday, 15 July, 2012 20:11:23
Vehicle: E-50
Experience received: 706
Credits received: 50,707
Battle Achievements: Sniper
Spawned bottom. We had only one single Pershing go to the right upper pass. Went to help him. So our entire fucking god damn team took the long way around or the bridge. And failed miserably. One our arty got -1 by killing our Lowe who climbed on top of spawn cliff.
Back to M24 and me. We killed one T34 on bridge. Brought a E75 to 500hp, got a T44 to <100hp, took a JadTiger down to <500hp and bounced too many shots on M103. I still don't know where to shoot it from front.
Our entire god damn team was in "rest of the map" and failed like morons they are,
Last edited by dzajic; July 15 2012 at 06:31:40 PM.
HOLLY SHEET!
Had a 10 game loss streak. All tiers, same chucklefucks.
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Battle: Mines Monday, July 16, 2012 1:06:24 AM
Vehicle: ISU-152
Experience received: 991
Credits received: 47,790
Battle Achievements: Defender
Spawn NORTH
Our HVYs did massive city push, our arty killed their arty, and were left to die...
My platoon mate took hill, 3 vs 4 meds, they die eventually.
I am fighting 3 tanks ON MY ISLAND/CAP FOR 3mins+. Ferdi fails to kill T11 on hill, and rng kills me as a (I?)SU-152 snapshots me after I pull out of his ret...KV-3 who helped me save game, gets roasted by T11.
Our city tanks have somehow died...
https://www.dropbox.com/s/tqcp3ujppg...NENT.wotreplay
Then there is my weekly T92 Training Day shotgun battle...selling that arty so soon. Wish I could sell it's teams into slave labour.
Humbled that ambushing Bat155 on the move with my secret technique. And then I get blindkilled...inside enemy base, by an arty...
[MYSTERY SOLVED] 6th sense did not go off because RELIC told their buddies on enemy team where I was...wow. And those guys sucked all night too. That explains how my Bat is already aimed at long after I flank enemy arty positions...
https://www.dropbox.com/s/i6aww3z3sw...HING.wotreplay
And people not playing the game modes Assault and Encounter...AT ALL. Enemy had zero fucking problems going to our flanks...our HVYs still in corner winning about bad plans...
23% WR wtf.
Last edited by Lusulpher; July 16 2012 at 06:23:38 AM.
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Setting up on that hill in a fast TD is pretty dumb. The result is that you are unable to put shells into anything before 2/3rds of your team is dead, because you limit yourself to targets that decide to expose themselves way beyond their need.
The two shells you fire at the T34 were poorly aimed. When you have a high pen gun like the BL 10 at ranges where you cannot guarantee accuracy you should aim center mass, in this case at the turret ring. There is no need to overcompensate either like you did by aiming right at its front glacis when hes moving that slow. Also, if you stopped shooting the very second you decide where to aim you might find yourself less fucked by RNG, because moving your sights even just a little will mess up your server side aiming circle.
Once they reach your cap, you keep wasting shells that are poorly aimed. I dont know if you just have a hard time deciding where to shoot or if you really have that little control over your mouse. Turn your sensitivity down.
You also cant seem to decide on what tank you want to shoot at, whch leads to even more messed up accuracy.
Its not RNG messing up for you, its you messing up for the RNG.
Once you finally kill the AMX and T34, you face the M103 whos clearly retarded. In fact pretty much the only reason you made it this far is because the T34 and AMX were being capfags when all the amx had to do was drive into your face and unload. The M103 fires one shot and then turns away like a moron. How its even possible to lose that fight from his perspective i have no idea.
When shooting and M103/T110 its never a good idea to aim directly at the seem between the upper and lower glacis. This is where the armor is at its thickest, and just a little bad luck will send the shell onto the upper glacis where it could easily fail to penetrate due to the low angle.
Even more interesting is what happens once you start moving up the hill. You stop. You essentially leave the ferdi to die. What excatly did you think was going to happen? I know the ISU was comming over the hill but you would never have been a match for it anyway. Next time, move all the way up and atleast try to support the ferdi. Ferdinands are good and all but they are under no circumstance a match for a t110. Your ISU on the hill would have been the difference. If you spot the ISU comming up on the other side, simply halt.
Btw, that ISU hitting u had nothing to do with RNG. He came slowly over the top with very little dispersion.
Last edited by Tordin Varglund; July 16 2012 at 12:41:52 PM.
Lulsuper beeing bad in a non-shocker. Watching his replays makes me think he has Parkinson's.
world of tanks derp gun world of tanks derp gun world of tanks derp gun
Tanks name = BS87
Every other game = Kegger McManus
Look at this gem:
http://worldoftanks.eu/community/acc...34594-Ramsowo/
Defeat
Battle: Erlenberg Monday, 16 July, 2012 19:10:44
Vehicle: Lorraine 40 t
Experience received: 694
Credits received: 33,777
Assault, we defended. Our team actually managed to kill 9 of them, I got 4. But... top heavies were useless and shitbad.
Just had a game with killanite in his BatChat on malinovka, assault.
I was defender in my Object 212, and he was an attacker. Most enemy tanks dead, so we start looking for him....in addition to him they also had a Lorraine arty, so we were worried they'd be hard to find and be zooming around. We were mistaken. He was by their spawn just sitting still in the open shooting at things. Buildings, our team, plants, ground, the sky...just pretty much being bad.
I gave him an HE shell full of my love.
Then had another match in my M40/43 with a Maus on my team on Steppes. Knew it was going to be odd since the Maus had 25k games under his belt and a 45% WR with sub 900 efficiency...I expected something different from him. I wasn't disappointed.
BigDivet (the maus) went back near the arty onto the rail line. We spawned north, so I guess his idea was to defend against an enemy Tiger H tank that would scout?...I suppose. I have no idea. Once the battle started forming into battle lines with fighting raging on the eastern valley and south western rocks, he made his move...He went straight south. Didn't even bother to go into the valley road going North to South. Just stayed up top and rolled straight south...He died shortly after.
If anything, it gave them something else to shoot at, so our team could roll the south western flank, then up into their base. Our eastern flank folded and I ended up killing their remaining 2 tanks (E-50 and Ausf B). Ausf B was a retard and didn't support his low HP E-50 friend, and just sat on cap the whole time while I popped shots at him every 30s.
Defeat
Battle: Lakeville Wednesday, 18. July 2012 00:49:43
Vehicle: Lorraine 40 t
Experience received: 66
Credits received: 7.527
this is not my tanksweek
This is about team going full retard not I went full retard.
Being blocked by 2 genius teammates at the first sight of enemy does count eh?
Well thank you for the on-topic and courteous reply, might I add ontopic. [ignore list does not work when not logged in...that's something this site needs fixed]Setting up on that hill in a fast TD is pretty dumb. The result is that you are unable to put shells into anything before 2/3rds of your team is dead, because you limit yourself to targets that decide to expose themselves way beyond their need.
The two shells you fire at the T34 were poorly aimed. When you have a high pen gun like the BL 10 at ranges where you cannot guarantee accuracy you should aim center mass, in this case at the turret ring. There is no need to overcompensate either like you did by aiming right at its front glacis when hes moving that slow. Also, if you stopped shooting the very second you decide where to aim you might find yourself less fucked by RNG, because moving your sights even just a little will mess up your server side aiming circle.
Once they reach your cap, you keep wasting shells that are poorly aimed. I dont know if you just have a hard time deciding where to shoot or if you really have that little control over your mouse. Turn your sensitivity down.
You also cant seem to decide on what tank you want to shoot at, whch leads to even more messed up accuracy.
Its not RNG messing up for you, its you messing up for the RNG.
Once you finally kill the AMX and T34, you face the M103 whos clearly retarded. In fact pretty much the only reason you made it this far is because the T34 and AMX were being capfags when all the amx had to do was drive into your face and unload. The M103 fires one shot and then turns away like a moron. How its even possible to lose that fight from his perspective i have no idea.
When shooting and M103/T110 its never a good idea to aim directly at the seem between the upper and lower glacis. This is where the armor is at its thickest, and just a little bad luck will send the shell onto the upper glacis where it could easily fail to penetrate due to the low angle.
Even more interesting is what happens once you start moving up the hill. You stop. You essentially leave the ferdi to die. What excatly did you think was going to happen? I know the ISU was comming over the hill but you would never have been a match for it anyway. Next time, move all the way up and atleast try to support the ferdi. Ferdinands are good and all but they are under no circumstance a match for a t110. Your ISU on the hill would have been the difference. If you spot the ISU comming up on the other side, simply halt.
Btw, that ISU hitting u had nothing to do with RNG. He came slowly over the top with very little dispersion.
I shall likewise, thoughtfully, answer your questions about the replay in point-by-point fashion, sir.
1) It's fast[in a straight line] but it can't turn or aim down, the upper front is a weakspot, it's not a Mines hill tank. And I have never seriously played the city on Mines. So I tried the hill where pubbies on my team die to OBJ704 since my team was going to hill.
Team did not go hill. Derppity-doo.
I could go hill, but I would be shot from above-rearward[bad teams allow this and good enemies always do it]
2) I do not aim center mass at American tanks because rng has a habit of bouncing my shells off the side turret of them! T30/T32/T34/M4E2 all have defied brain-liquefying shots at T10 under 200m. Hull every time, even if just to track them.
Bounced 2x Maus off my cheek at 50m yesterday, T34 hehehe. WG sucks at programming.
3) I was actually clicking and moving asap back to profile cover, but my mouse has recently been smashed to shit by my brother and his friends playing The Binding of Isaac. Now I have to doubleclick to fire.
4) I do not snapshot with my ISU, so I will always hold the shot for the next tank, only way to keep them from rushing. Note the 1390, who kept baiting for it.
5) The M103 was retarded, but my team still worse. The M103 turned sideways in panic, BOOM.
6) I went to hill, until I remembered their TD that was spotted in south. I would have entered his LoS with no HP. Sideways...Ferdi also could have shot T11 in cupola or HE'd 2x...team is bad. HE FAILED 3x.
Waited to nuke T11 when he smugly left hill, then leave and guerrilla the TD later.
My priority was not to be spotted or I'd stop at bottom anyway, Ferdi would die and then it's 2 v 1 with no surprise derp. I'd be the fool by going up the hill.[KV-3 reported his shit was roasted to kingdom come, so he could not even get the TD]
7) He could have easily missed me slinking below the crest. Especially since a hit resets your dispersion... -_- And derp guns have HUGE rets... I know I played that TD. I'll stick to bs rng curveshot.
PS: You keep up the good posting.
PPS: skidrowpunk. Dicksucking should be done privately.
This little gem is my new T-50-2 tutorial. Except I do it in a Bat, all day for 2 days...
That does not stop teams from failing to snipe however.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/u917mqbmm1...FAIL.wotreplay
Last edited by Lusulpher; July 18 2012 at 09:32:23 PM. Reason: additional insults/grammar
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A picture is worth a thousand words...But in this case, just 3 will do: What. The. Fuck.
And SerB categorically denied any chances of MM ever taking player rankings or win% in account. "Its not nearly as important as players portray it in their whines".
:wargamingpsyduck:
It's pretty damn important. The best tank in the world is fucking useless if driven by a retard.
Thats funny, because in one of the latest interviews he says they won't implement Escort as a game type as they believe random battles lack the coordination to play them. (ie. everyone is pants on head retarded and the escorted VIP would be the highest valued tank in your side. f.e. that 40% IS-8 with no brakes)
Also 5 man platoon will never join random games because they would be too powerfull. So he knows damn well it matters. Just doesn't want to retards to stop spending money to feel more powerfull.
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