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  1. #1061
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    What is with those matches where your whole team just collapses instantly, and the enemies win 15>2 or something? I don't really understand how those happen. So fucking irritating.

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    Is it friday night today or what?

    23:08 M46_Patton lose XP: 631 Dmg: 2526 Killed: 1 Spotted: 0
    23:13 M46_Patton lose XP: 412 Dmg: 1998 Killed: 0 Spotted: 0
    23:21 M46_Patton lose XP: 133 Dmg: 364 Killed: 0 Spotted: 1
    23:21 Bat_Chatillon25t lose XP: 142 Dmg: 0 Killed: 0 Spotted: 7
    23:29 Bat_Chatillon25t win XP: 901 Dmg: 890 Killed: 2 Spotted: 5
    23:41 AMX_50_120 lose XP: 384 Dmg: 1211 Killed: 1 Spotted: 2
    23:50 AMX_50_120 lose XP: 426 Dmg: 772 Killed: 1 Spotted: 1
    00:04 Bat_Chatillon25t lose XP: 273 Dmg: 1767 Killed: 0 Spotted: 0
    00:01 AMX_50_120 lose XP: 729 Dmg: 1322 Killed: 0 Spotted: 0
    00:13 Bat_Chatillon25t lose XP: 325 Dmg: 631 Killed: 0 Spotted: 3
    00:14 AMX_50_120 lose XP: 355 Dmg: 434 Killed: 1 Spotted: 0
    00:22 AMX_50_120 lose XP: 457 Dmg: 2315 Killed: 2 Spotted: 0
    00:37 AMX_50_120 lose XP: 517 Dmg: 2112 Killed: 2 Spotted: 1
    00:43 AMX_50_120 lose XP: 330 Dmg: 2329 Killed: 0 Spotted: 1

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    Quote Originally Posted by sahtila View Post
    Is it friday night today or what?

    23:08 M46_Patton lose XP: 631 Dmg: 2526 Killed: 1 Spotted: 0
    23:13 M46_Patton lose XP: 412 Dmg: 1998 Killed: 0 Spotted: 0
    23:21 M46_Patton lose XP: 133 Dmg: 364 Killed: 0 Spotted: 1
    23:21 Bat_Chatillon25t lose XP: 142 Dmg: 0 Killed: 0 Spotted: 7
    23:29 Bat_Chatillon25t win XP: 901 Dmg: 890 Killed: 2 Spotted: 5
    23:41 AMX_50_120 lose XP: 384 Dmg: 1211 Killed: 1 Spotted: 2
    23:50 AMX_50_120 lose XP: 426 Dmg: 772 Killed: 1 Spotted: 1
    00:04 Bat_Chatillon25t lose XP: 273 Dmg: 1767 Killed: 0 Spotted: 0
    00:01 AMX_50_120 lose XP: 729 Dmg: 1322 Killed: 0 Spotted: 0
    00:13 Bat_Chatillon25t lose XP: 325 Dmg: 631 Killed: 0 Spotted: 3
    00:14 AMX_50_120 lose XP: 355 Dmg: 434 Killed: 1 Spotted: 0
    00:22 AMX_50_120 lose XP: 457 Dmg: 2315 Killed: 2 Spotted: 0
    00:37 AMX_50_120 lose XP: 517 Dmg: 2112 Killed: 2 Spotted: 1
    00:43 AMX_50_120 lose XP: 330 Dmg: 2329 Killed: 0 Spotted: 1
    Is there a web site that generates that data for you?
    Quote Originally Posted by indi
    Xiang Jiao: you are the tangerine



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    Battle: Murovanka Tuesday, 10 July, 2012 22:24:16
    Vehicle: M46 Patton
    Experience received: 541
    Credits received: 31,630
    Battle Achievements: Master Gunner

    No premium. So that'd be nice 800 exp defeat. Encounter, we are south. Entered forest and kept shooting at stuff. Was left with very little hp. We have maybe 4-5 tanks left they've got 3-4, one of them is T110 very close to me, hull down to me. If I move into open I'll die. Their remaining heavies cap while we have 3 tanks at near full hp sitting at hoses near spawn till end. Our top tank, 48% Amx50B. Yes he stayed on spawn till they capped for win.
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    YIP YIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIP CAPCAPCAPCAPCAPCAPYIPYIPYIPYIP

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    Going forest on Encounter Murovanka is never a great idea. I suppose it could pay off if you are trying to bum rush arty/TDs, but that's a gamble and usually a suicide mission. I always fight from the town or the hill. South should probably try to fight from the hill mainly.
    Quote Originally Posted by indi
    Xiang Jiao: you are the tangerine



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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiang Jiao View Post
    It was my sole mission to kill you, Raptordog!

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    And I couldn't have asked for a better team.
    Ahahaha!

    I remember that match and seeing your Tiger P in mid and taking some free shots at it, then having to deal with some other tanks further north along the rails.

    Here is the replay from my perspective, in case your interested: http://www.mediafire.com/?7j3ma2ab8pb2tam


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    So Encounter. Every time a team goes for the cap, they lose. Every time a team stands up and fights the enemy head-on, they win. You have an eternity to kill the few defenders and get across the map to reset the cappers. How do pubbies not make this equation? I've never seen a team that tried to go for the cap win on this mode. So fucking stupid, because when you're on a team where half of it goes for the middle of the map and the cap, you are guaranteed to lose. Seriously, you can't do anything. Because the enemies now have like 5 minutes to clear you up and then win.

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    Battle: Redshire Wednesday, July 11, 2012 9:03:26 PM
    Vehicle: Object 212
    Experience received: 1,321
    Credits received: 58,666
    Battle Achievements: Top Gun
    I just missed out on a 4k win because my team threw it away at the end...YouTube coming soon. Managed to kill both a Ferdi and GW Panther in TD mode.

    Last edited by Dahak; July 12 2012 at 03:11:22 AM.

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    Rushed by IS-7, IS-3, AMX 13 90, etc. I was the only one on the left side. All i can do is smile and laugh

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    Battle: Himmelsdorf Wednesday, July 11, 2012 9:33:04 PM
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    Experience received: 99
    Credits received: 10,194
    world of tanks derp gun world of tanks derp gun world of tanks derp gun

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    I remember why I don't play tanks until 2-3hours after doubles have reset :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiang Jiao View Post

    Is there a web site that generates that data for you?
    Copypaste from wot logger dos window

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    Three artillery per team. Theirs kill seven of our guys. Ours kill one of theirs. We also had a Panther who acted like a scout without killing any of the four or five guys he spotted, including all three of their artillery, which our own artillery subsequently failed to CB. I ended up having to re-scout them and kill them all.
    This awful match lasted over 14 minutes.

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    Battle: Prokhorovka Thursday, July 12, 2012 11:51:32 AM
    Vehicle: M24 Chaffee
    Experience received: 530
    Credits received: 13,551 (compensation for damage caused by allies: 70)
    Battle Achievements: Master Gunner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dahak View Post
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    Battle: Redshire Wednesday, July 11, 2012 9:03:26 PM
    Vehicle: Object 212
    Experience received: 1,321
    Credits received: 58,666
    Battle Achievements: Top Gun
    I just missed out on a 4k win because my team threw it away at the end...YouTube coming soon. Managed to kill both a Ferdi and GW Panther in TD mode.

    Wow...Your T34 was priceless. He did absolutely nothing that entire match.

    And up to 3/4 into the match, I was still expecting you guys to win...but the only ones who were alive at that point (aside from you) were worthless players.

    THIS IS WHY WE CANNOT HAVE NICE THINGS!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Simmons View Post
    So Encounter. Every time a team goes for the cap, they lose. Every time a team stands up and fights the enemy head-on, they win. You have an eternity to kill the few defenders and get across the map to reset the cappers. How do pubbies not make this equation? I've never seen a team that tried to go for the cap win on this mode. So fucking stupid, because when you're on a team where half of it goes for the middle of the map and the cap, you are guaranteed to lose. Seriously, you can't do anything. Because the enemies now have like 5 minutes to clear you up and then win.
    Encounter-"rush enemy spawn, nuke arty, 3 defend cap, win game 70%"

    'Only baddies go to cap...they want to escape, I kill their arty/best players and then you pincer the baddies on cap.'

    -Copy paste the first sentence to Wordpad.
    -Post it before asshole says rush cap!
    -Go to enemy spawn overwatch.
    -Kill, be killed.
    -Watch as cap defenders die to smaller tanks/arty.
    -Repeat



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    Quote Originally Posted by Lusulpher View Post
    I love how 500-700XP defeats in the Bat keep my XP avg up...
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    You want a conspiracy theory to chew on Lusulpher? Here is one:

    Why is the AUZ TZ so full of retards??? Is it the vietnamese? Thai's? Kiwis? WHY OH WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MORE BADS AT THIS TIME ZONE WHEN I PLAY THE MOST?!?

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    Battle: Abbey Friday, July 13, 2012 2:21:18 AM
    Vehicle: AMX 50 120
    Experience received: 958
    Credits received: 55,245

    Just had a game where I was facing off against an Object, T-150, T-50-2, AND T34....meanwhile my team on the other flank consisting of a T34, Lorraine, VK3601H, and JP IV managed to derp themselves into 2 enemy arty...JUST 2 arty!!! THE REST OF THEIR TEAM WAS FACING ME!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogbeast View Post
    You want a conspiracy theory to chew on Lusulpher? Here is one:

    Why is the AUZ TZ so full of retards??? Is it the vietnamese? Thai's? Kiwis? WHY OH WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MORE BADS AT THIS TIME ZONE WHEN I PLAY THE MOST?!?

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    Battle: Abbey Friday, July 13, 2012 2:21:18 AM
    Vehicle: AMX 50 120
    Experience received: 958
    Credits received: 55,245

    Just had a game where I was facing off against an Object, T-150, T-50-2, AND T34....meanwhile my team on the other flank consisting of a T34, Lorraine, VK3601H, and JP IV managed to derp themselves into 2 enemy arty...JUST 2 arty!!! THE REST OF THEIR TEAM WAS FACING ME!!!
    I say that about the US TZ :P

    I am a kiwi but man the US TZ is just full of retards I can't understand how they're so bad sometimes.

    Tbh bud I think just all TZs are bad and full of bads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daco Cutter View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dogbeast View Post
    You want a conspiracy theory to chew on Lusulpher? Here is one:

    Why is the AUZ TZ so full of retards??? Is it the vietnamese? Thai's? Kiwis? WHY OH WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MORE BADS AT THIS TIME ZONE WHEN I PLAY THE MOST?!?

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    Battle: Abbey Friday, July 13, 2012 2:21:18 AM
    Vehicle: AMX 50 120
    Experience received: 958
    Credits received: 55,245

    Just had a game where I was facing off against an Object, T-150, T-50-2, AND T34....meanwhile my team on the other flank consisting of a T34, Lorraine, VK3601H, and JP IV managed to derp themselves into 2 enemy arty...JUST 2 arty!!! THE REST OF THEIR TEAM WAS FACING ME!!!
    I say that about the US TZ :P

    I am a kiwi but man the US TZ is just full of retards I can't understand how they're so bad sometimes.

    Tbh bud I think just all TZs are bad and full of bads.
    Ya...I hear ya.


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    Battle: Lakeville Friday, July 13, 2012 2:35:06 AM
    Vehicle: AMX 50 120
    Experience received: 799
    Credits received: 42,936

    Shot up a T-54 and Pershing, then when pershing started to push on me around a corner, I tried to back up....but friendly Type 59 kept pushing on my ass...I ended up eating 4 shells and caught on fire before friendly T110 dispatched the Pershing. Type 59 then went around me (hurrrr he couldn't do that earlier?!?) and went to face hug the enemy JT...he died. I used his distraction to pop 4 shells into the JT though, then as I was reloading, I noticed I was the only one left in the city. The friendly T110 and E-75 went back to base...apparently our retard valley push smothered out and died.

    So naturally, a T32 comes to face me in the city, and I pop 2 shells into him before I die to him (I was only at 230hp at the time). T32 was left at 400hp...and went straight for our base, popping shells into the rear of our T110 and E-75 the whole way. Did our tanks turn around to finish him off? NOPE! They went to base where there was a T20 in our backyard. E-75 gets the bright idea to go full on broadside and lets the T20 pop 3 shells into his side. E-75 meanwhile misses his shots. ALL OF THEM. T110 charges at the T20, and the T20 decides to run away back into the valley. T110 rounds the corner...and he runs into a T95 and M40/43....he dies.

    E-75 now tries to go over the little cliff overlooking the valley...then realizes that he can't and takes an M40/43 shell to his undercarriage. He backs up, and takes 2 more hits in his rear and side from the T32 who was now at our base shooting him. Does he turn around to kill the T32 who is 1-shotable? LOL NOPE! He ignores him, and dies in the next hit....






    I can't play my French tanks solo. It doesn't have the armor to hold a line, and that's what I need to do when I play solo. E-75 and other heavy armor tanks are perfect for that. AMX not so much.

    Even though I never got my double in on the AMX 50 120...I think after several successive losses where I did what I could, I will call it good. Several losses are equal to a win...right? Right?





    You can pretty much tell how that game went...My side killed 4 enemy tanks. Total.

    Enemy Ferdinand and T25/2 were in their spawn and were executed. Enemy T34 near me was concentrated on by arty and killed, and enemy SU-8 was CB'ed. All of which were on my side of the map. The north and center broke like a cheap recycled condom.

    P.S. That's our AMX 50 100 in the back, "defending the arty."
    Last edited by Dogbeast; July 13 2012 at 10:17:34 AM.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogbeast View Post
    P.S. That's our AMX 50 100 in the back, "defending the arty."
    Arty is the worst on encounter maps. In the course of a single standard game it can be pretty hard to tell the good artillery players from the bad, but on encounters the bad ones really reveal themselves. Set up in the worst possible place with no avenue of escape, miss every shot on top of that, and then sit still and die when enemies are spotted near them. Add up to four or five mediums/heavies who stick around to "protect" them in these terrible setup positions while the rest of the team dies to superior enemy numbers.

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