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Thread: The "OH MY GOD MY TEAM WENT FULL RETARD %@$%#^$@!" Megathread

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    This thread reminded me of why I quit WoT thanks.
    If you were a superhero you'd be The Incredible Fucktard with your ever-ready sidekick Douchetard Boy. Together, you fight intelligence and common sense where you go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Helen View Post
    This thread reminded me of why I quit WoT thanks.
    You had no non-retard friends to platoon with? Also, other side has same kind of retards, so it is balanced
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    Quote Originally Posted by Corwyna View Post
    You had no non-retard friends to platoon with? Also, other side has same kind of retards, so it is balanced
    Well it wasn't so bad when we had lots of SHC peeps in chan to platoon with but then my shifts got changed around and I ended up playing pretty much solo so that sucked ass.
    If you were a superhero you'd be The Incredible Fucktard with your ever-ready sidekick Douchetard Boy. Together, you fight intelligence and common sense where you go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Helen View Post
    Well it wasn't so bad when we had lots of SHC peeps in chan to platoon with but then my shifts got changed around and I ended up playing pretty much solo so that sucked ass.
    Well, I'm in platoons 90% of my tanking time, so its just fine for me. I would rage hard if it wasn't so cause some of my toys are rage inducing bullet magnets when unsupported (Jgdtiger is first one I never drive solo).
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    Never played platooned crew checking in.
    Quote Originally Posted by indi
    Xiang Jiao: you are the tangerine


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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiang Jiao View Post
    Never played platooned crew checking in.
    You are missing out. Most fun ever, especially in such hilariously awesome things like Marder with long 7.6cm guns.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Appleby View Post
    You are missing out. Most fun ever, especially in such hilariously awesome things like Marder with long 7.6cm guns.
    That tank is too hilarious solo. Since I slapped optics on it, I don't think I've had less than 4 kills per match. I believe that a pair of them could take on an entire team easily.
    Quote Originally Posted by indi
    Xiang Jiao: you are the tangerine


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    T30 gets impatient with mediums not being useless and suicide scouting the arty, decides to suicide scout.

    lights 1 arty up, dies, our arty kills it.

    "THAT"S HOW YOU SCOUT"

    I shouldn't complain though cause a few battles after that I was facing him in my E-100. even though i was getting broadsided by an E-50 and Panther II still beat him with most of my health to spare

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    Well my team didn't quite go full retard but it felt like it.

    Was running around in my Pz3/4 and was finding guys, I'd brawl them to about10% then someone would shoot them getting the kill....... This happened with 8 guys and I didn't get one kill shot.

    I know in general I'll get more points but it is nice to have a number beside your name

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daco Cutter View Post
    Well my team didn't quite go full retard but it felt like it.

    Was running around in my Pz3/4 and was finding guys, I'd brawl them to about10% then someone would shoot them getting the kill....... This happened with 8 guys and I didn't get one kill shot.

    I know in general I'll get more points but it is nice to have a number beside your name
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    Battle: Mines Donnerstag, 29. September 2011 20:21:32
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    I keep derping in my IS sometimes, I get to aggressive sorry team

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    Ive had to play with Equium a few times. Was pretty painfull



    (not rly, a++ would play again!)

    Quote Originally Posted by Lusulpher View Post
    And I love those shitty 57mm T50-2s that brawl my 76mm...lawl...I do panther I DPS, bitch.

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    I just fucking hate when some retards start capping when it's like 6vs1.
    Just had one such game when 3 of my teammates start capping when there is like one Tiger at 87hp in the middle of the map. I was so smug when I killed it and the timer ended up on 99%
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    what the fuck you want
    i'm the nigga runnin this
    get off my back hoe

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    Arctic map. Me in a M41 grouping with another M41 against three Grille.

    2 minutes into the game some random fucktards from my team start insulting us for not doing anything.

    We ended up with 5 kills for my partner and 6 kills for me essentially wiping the opponent, netting me top gun.

    I mean what the bloody hell, I killed them as fast as I could and had a shitload of luck with my hits. What do they expect?

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    Yeah, the "cap for more xp" pleas I don't even acknowledge anymore. The only way I cap is if I'm already there and my tank is fubared, otherwise I go back and grab the defender medal. I saw a miraculous turnaround to win on Arctic Region once where we went back and totally destroyed the other team in our circle. I forget what tank I was driving (VKP or possibly DB) but I'm pretty sure I had a high tier TD and a T34 helping me.
    Quote Originally Posted by indi
    Xiang Jiao: you are the tangerine


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    Oposing team: the usual mix of all tanktypes.
    My team: ALL heavies! Good ones at that!

    Fucken sweet! We're gona steamroll them! ...wait... why the fuck are you all going up that hill to hide around that castle that is far away from everything of importance?
    oh look. How surpricing. The enemy attack us on both flanks and the "castle defenders" can't get a clear aim to any of the flanks. woopie. we all die.
    Fucking campers.
    Marder II, IS, PzKpfw III, AMX 40, PzKpfw III/IV, IS-3

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    SO I take an entire flank in my IS and get joined by a chaffee. We roll them I get 5 kills chaffee dies, I kill an IS solo and 34-85 finally nails me. We've lost 7 tanks. (i killed 3x tier 6/7 tanks) CUNTS

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    Battle: Mines 1. októbra 2011 17:30:35
    Vehicle: VK 3601 (H)
    Experience received: 1*063
    Credits received: 35*584
    Battle Achievements: Top Gun, Boelter's Medal, Sharpshooter, Sniper

    End of whine.
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    fucking weekends holy shit.
    every mouth breather in existence comes out to be terrible

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