The "OH MY GOD MY TEAM WENT FULL RETARD %@$%#^$@!" Megathread

[Hel OWeen]

There's so much wrong with the people playing this game, I don't even have words for it. Any yes, > x2 weekends tend to gather the worst players. My highlight of the weekend: Tier 2 platooning with Tier 4 (two(!) plattons of those in my team) and the moron driving the tier 2 starts crying while countdown is running "Uuh, shit game, I can't do anything here!".

Also, getting XVM ratings (I know, those can be terribly wrong) below 10% for your team and shy of the second minute into the match we're already down to 1 < 6 or 1 < 7. I mean, I can't even keep track where and from what they died.

If there was ever doubt that mankind is doomed, just play a rounds of WoT and you know the answer ...

[Xiang Jiao]

There's so much wrong with the people playing this game, I don't even have words for it. Any yes, > x2 weekends tend to gather the worst players. My highlight of the weekend: Tier 2 platooning with Tier 4 (two(!) plattons of those in my team) and the moron driving the tier 2 starts crying while countdown is running "Uuh, shit game, I can't do anything here!".

Also, getting XVM ratings (I know, those can be terribly wrong) below 10% for your team and shy of the second minute into the match we're already down to 1 < 6 or 1 < 7. I mean, I can't even keep track where and from what they died.

If there was ever doubt that mankind is doomed, just play a rounds of WoT and you know the answer ...

How about a T34 platooned with a M7 Priest and Wespe? Yes, that happened. Some M103 brought a M4 Sherman into assault on Sand River (offense), and I killed the Sherman to teach them a lesson. I think I was spiteful because I had just gotten team killed while in the E-50 by two fail Maus in a platoon who just camped the spawn on standard Malinovka. All reasons why you should never play on a Friday!

[Dahak]

Goddamnit teams.

Defeat
Battle: South Coast
Sunday, July 29, 2012 7:31:22 PM
Vehicle: Type 59
Experience received: 1,354
Credits received: 109,465


Defeat
Battle: Murovanka
Sunday, July 29, 2012 7:25:38 PM
Vehicle: T34
Experience received: 991
Credits received: 103,623

[Al Simmons]

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[Navigator Six]

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That's a lotta HE you got there.

[Dahak]

That's a lotta HE you got there.

And not even rearranged into the second slot.

[Al Simmons]

I don't often live long enough to get close to using 50 AP shells.

[Nooby]

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Why don't you support the push?

l2play

[Xiang Jiao]

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Why don't you support the push?

l2play

Let's just fast forward to the "win rates don't mean shit" retort.

[Waagaa]

:RAGE:

Kind of fucked it up myself though, should have won it...

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/32129164/20...sert.wotreplay

Defeat
Battle: Sand River dinsdag 31 juli 2012 0:42:47
Vehicle: T20
Experience received: 1.308
Credits received: 42.336
Battle Achievements: Böelter's Medal, Top Gun

[dzajic]

Grinding last xp needed on T9s.... Had 4 750+ defeats on Patton already.

[VARRAKK]

After what, 3 months?
9/10 still don't know how to play on a Assault/Encounter map.

For the human race to survive, a breeding permit needs to be implemented.

[Xiang Jiao]

After what, 3 months?
9/10 still don't know how to play on a Assault/Encounter map.

For the human race to survive, a breeding permit needs to be implemented.

I would prefer a license to kill those with an IQ lower than 85.

[halka]

The official title of "the retardator" sounds somewhat lacking though.

[Yankunytjatjara]

the darwiner

edit no better the darwinizer
you were darwinized

[Torashuu]

Funny thing, while selective breeding for IQ will increase average IQ, extremely high IQ outliers will decrease/lower in value. The average intelligence would go up but the number of extremely smart people will go down (not relative to populance, but absolute). I.e. Even if its a burden you need the dumb genes to make incredibly smart people.

[Hel OWeen]

The sad thing is: you don't even need to be a rocket scientist. A 'lil common sense would do the job just fine.

[Yankunytjatjara]

Funny thing, while selective breeding for IQ will increase average IQ, extremely high IQ outliers will decrease/lower in value. The average intelligence would go up but the number of extremely smart people will go down (not relative to populance, but absolute). I.e. Even if its a burden you need the dumb genes to make incredibly smart people.

Yeah no need to dispose of the recessive traits, but at the same time we need some evolutive pressure towards smarts... That's what's lacking!

[Dogbeast]

Funny thing, while selective breeding for IQ will increase average IQ, extremely high IQ outliers will decrease/lower in value. The average intelligence would go up but the number of extremely smart people will go down (not relative to populance, but absolute). I.e. Even if its a burden you need the dumb genes to make incredibly smart people.

Yeah no need to dispose of the recessive traits, but at the same time we need some evolutive pressure towards smarts... That's what's lacking!

I couldn't help but think of this while reading that:

[Xiang Jiao]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Dogbeast again.

Get out of my head!

I have no words for the dumb going on tonight:

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Seriously, do people just shoot me for fun now?