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    Look at all my premium tanks, guys!

    http://worldoftanks.com/community/ac...31817-crismor/

    Watch me drive my IS-6 and fire HE like a pro!

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    Sigh...
    that player has spent close to 70k gold on premium vehicles ...
    Must be some kind of retard.
    The only way I can cope with this is just to tell myself its an account wargaming made to take the piss

    also
    mfw 36% hit rate


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    Quote Originally Posted by ctrlchris View Post
    The only way I can cope with this is just to tell myself its an account wargaming made to take the piss.
    I have trouble believing this is a real customer as well. How could you spend that kind of money on a video game and not bother to become half way decent at it or at least read the fucking tank wiki? Unfortunately, WG labels all their test/promo account as such so we can be reasonably sure this is a real person.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiang Jiao View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ctrlchris View Post
    The only way I can cope with this is just to tell myself its an account wargaming made to take the piss.
    I have trouble believing this is a real customer as well. How could you spend that kind of money on a video game and not bother to become half way decent at it or at least read the fucking tank wiki? Unfortunately, WG labels all their test/promo account as such so we can be reasonably sure this is a real person.

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    This image conveys all of my hate in one simple picture.

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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


    Shit, son...


    Btw anyone hit 1600+ XP loss, in a HVY tank?
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    i have but it was ages ago

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    And I love those shitty 57mm T50-2s that brawl my 76mm...lawl...I do panther I DPS, bitch.

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    I had an ~1,800 in the IS-8 back when it was just introduced and nobody knew how to kill it. Coming from the east side of Arctic Region, got myself into the nook on the north side of the northwest hill that the other team has to come around to keep advancing east. Slaughtered the upper 7 tanks on their team as they came at me in trickles, but my team just sort of died off and I was so beat up I couldn't limp back to base in time to prevent a capture. I doubt I had much ammo left at that point either.

    Would've been ~2,700 if we'd won. So infuriating.

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    It was my sole mission to kill you, Raptordog!

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    And I couldn't have asked for a better team.
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    "I'm going to win the game without ever firing a shot!"

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    Nope.
    Quote Originally Posted by indi
    Xiang Jiao: you are the tangerine


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    Fucking pubbies AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHGH

    Defense scenarios are so fucking shitty because the pubbies think that means camp in a circle around the flag. Fucks sake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Simmons View Post
    Fucking pubbies AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHGH

    Defense scenarios are so fucking shitty because the pubbies think that means camp in a circle around the flag. Fucks sake.
    On a related note, I just lost my first assault match on Prokhorovha (offense). Pubbies finally have it figured out.
    Quote Originally Posted by indi
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    Ruinberg, with the mode where everyone has to capture 1 point. IS8 says he he is stock at the beginning, fair enough, but the rest of the team......
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    Why dont they release a version without people, god i hate 99% of the players in this game.
    Also, an average xp per battle should be mandatory to get to a certain tier. Fuck the ppl with their 250 xp 40% IS4 who ruin the game for 14 other ppl on their team.

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    Quote Originally Posted by metacannibal View Post
    Why dont they release a version without people, god i hate 99% of the players in this game.
    Also, an average xp per battle should be mandatory to get to a certain tier. Fuck the ppl with their 250 xp 40% IS4 who ruin the game for 14 other ppl on their team.
    A World of Tanks single player campaign? Don't mind if I do. I hope all beta testers get free copies, though. This game will be where all the bittervets go once the Mongs sneak over our walls of tank fun and rape our flags.

    Just my personal input, but I think average experience wouldn't be the best stat to use. I think average damage is much more appropriate so players simply don't buy their qualifications with a running premium account. It's already bad enough that you can play a T34 on day one, and get tossed in as top tier. Right after the T34 hit the store for 12k gold, I noticed a very high incidence of players with 0k battle and miserably low efficiency and win ratings. I think these were simply players that just started out the game, and decided to pay Wargaming to get the "good" tank, so they could be good. Unfortunately, the game doesn't work out that way. You've got to learn harsh lessons before you get better. Why the fuck can you start the game at tier 8?
    Quote Originally Posted by indi
    Xiang Jiao: you are the tangerine


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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiang Jiao View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by metacannibal View Post
    Why dont they release a version without people, god i hate 99% of the players in this game.
    Also, an average xp per battle should be mandatory to get to a certain tier. Fuck the ppl with their 250 xp 40% IS4 who ruin the game for 14 other ppl on their team.
    A World of Tanks single player campaign? Don't mind if I do. I hope all beta testers get free copies, though. This game will be where all the bittervets go once the Mongs sneak over our walls of tank fun and rape our flags.

    Just my personal input, but I think average experience wouldn't be the best stat to use. I think average damage is much more appropriate so players simply don't buy their qualifications with a running premium account. It's already bad enough that you can play a T34 on day one, and get tossed in as top tier. Right after the T34 hit the store for 12k gold, I noticed a very high incidence of players with 0k battle and miserably low efficiency and win ratings. I think these were simply players that just started out the game, and decided to pay Wargaming to get the "good" tank, so they could be good. Unfortunately, the game doesn't work out that way. You've got to learn harsh lessons before you get better. Why the fuck can you start the game at tier 8?
    Because most teirs 1-4/5/6 are boring as hell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteeleResolve View Post
    Ruinberg, with the mode where everyone has to capture 1 point. IS8 says he he is stock at the beginning, fair enough, but the rest of the team......
    I've started to notice a really annoying pattern in encounter battles. Idiots start frothing at the mouth in the beginning that the only way to win is to go the complete opposite way from the cap to attack. Of course their great strategy doesn't work that well when the enemy team doesn't have their heads up their ass and actually caps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spasm View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by SteeleResolve View Post
    Ruinberg, with the mode where everyone has to capture 1 point. IS8 says he he is stock at the beginning, fair enough, but the rest of the team......
    I've started to notice a really annoying pattern in encounter battles. Idiots start frothing at the mouth in the beginning that the only way to win is to go the complete opposite way from the cap to attack. Of course their great strategy doesn't work that well when the enemy team doesn't have their heads up their ass and actually caps.
    I was about to start a new post and realised THIS.

    EVERY FUCKING TIME THIS.

    Fucking clueless mouthbreathing retard teams, 5 games in a row on encounter the idiots decide to camp and splurge at their team who actually tries to get the objective, they then DIAF and blame the people who are playing properly for not supporting them.

    I cant play any more today, im on the verge of smashing my computer because HOW ARE PEOPLE SO FUCKING STUPID
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    Hilariously searching "giant psyduck" pulls that pic off the FHC forums.


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    Quote Originally Posted by spasm View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by SteeleResolve View Post
    Ruinberg, with the mode where everyone has to capture 1 point. IS8 says he he is stock at the beginning, fair enough, but the rest of the team......
    I've started to notice a really annoying pattern in encounter battles. Idiots start frothing at the mouth in the beginning that the only way to win is to go the complete opposite way from the cap to attack. Of course their great strategy doesn't work that well when the enemy team doesn't have their heads up their ass and actually caps.
    That was my fault...

    Encounter-"rush enemy spawn, nuke arty, 3 defend cap, win game 70%"

    Only baddies go to cap...they want to escape, I kill their arty/best players and then you pincer the baddies on cap.
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    Another KV-1S monster match where I still lose.

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    I love this tank now that I have the 122mm. I love the finger-of-smite power it has, I love the mobility, but the reload time has doomed me repeatedly when I'm the last guy standing. Sure I can kill a guy every shot I fire, but I just can't fire fast enough.

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