The "OH MY GOD MY TEAM WENT FULL RETARD %@$%#^$@!" Megathread

[Aeolos]

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Defeat
Battle: Westfield zaterdag 21 april 2012 15:07:11
Vehicle: AMX 13 90
Experience received: 1.237
Credits received: 48.580

RRRRRAAAAAAGGEEEEEE

[Corwyna]

Stupid fucking cunts.
I still managed to kill a IS-4 and T1 solo while I got pounded by their arty then failed to finish an Jgdpanther that sneaked on my ass..

EDIT:
Wow. Stupid cunts actually managed to win that. Shocking.

Victory Lakeville
21. travnja 2012. 15:17:40
M103 Experience received: 2.342 (x2 for the first victory each day) Credits received: + 48.214

[Al Simmons]

Lost a 14:14 game on Campinovka because a bot in a VK3001P sat at base the whole game. It was down to a full health Object 704 and an M103 on like 50 hp vs a high health M103. Friendly M103 advances to forest, but is cautious because he's dead in one hit. Object advances to flag, points at where the enemy was last seen. He appears behind the houses at the south of the flag, Object can't turn fast enough and he gets killed, then the other guy dies. Enemy M103 charges across field, idiot VKP bot now moves and sits at the entrance to the field, in plain sight and gets a couple of low damage hits off before being killed.

How much experience did he earn there? Maybe 100? And ruined the match for everyone else. Hope that fucker gets permabanned.

Of course, maybe if the Object was more cautious and took a long route round the houses rather than sit on the flag he might have done better, but if the VKP had scouted that might also have worked.

[Xiang Jiao]

How much experience did he earn there? Maybe 100? And ruined the match for everyone else. Hope that fucker gets permabanned.

Do you actually think WG bans or suspends the accounts of campers/bots? It would be nice if they had some sort of three strike rule like with team killing, but I think it's naive to think that terribads are getting culled form our game. If that were true, we'd see less of them, not more. It makes me laugh when other players tell me to enjoy my ban after they reported me for being an asshole. What ban? Oh, I can't type in chat for a week. Big deal! I remember some guy told me that I would be crying after I lost my account I paid so much money for... lol, what money?

[Lancehot]

Does bot in the context of WOT mean an actual bot or someone who just goes afk in a bush?

[High Sierra]

How much experience did he earn there? Maybe 100? And ruined the match for everyone else. Hope that fucker gets permabanned.

Do you actually think WG bans or suspends the accounts of campers/bots? It would be nice if they had some sort of three strike rule like with team killing, but I think it's naive to think that terribads are getting culled form our game. If that were true, we'd see less of them, not more. It makes me laugh when other players tell me to enjoy my ban after they reported me for being an asshole. What ban? Oh, I can't type in chat for a week. Big deal! I remember some guy told me that I would be crying after I lost my account I paid so much money for... lol, what money?

Im seeing alot more crying in game from players like this. thin skinned and touchy to an extreme and they report you for the slightest thing.
I'm also seeing alot more rage - players shooting off on their own, getting cut off and destroyed then calling the rest of their team noobs. My response is usually 'so what, you are calling me a noob for not saving your chunky arse?' - I will often get a trheat of being reported for this.

its pathetic.

[Elias M]

I wish there was an option to turn off the chat display. In all my games only twice has a pubbie said anything nice to me.

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[Loire]

This thread describes 90% of the matches I have. It's a wonder my Sherman/Easy8/T20 have good win rates. God knows my other tanks don't fare so well when every match is 2-12 in favor of my opponents.

[Dogbeast]

Does bot in the context of WOT mean an actual bot or someone who just goes afk in a bush?

Actual bot.

You will see people having cruise control on and running into a rock/building and keep trying to go through it. Or you will see people randomly driving around a short distance with no rhyme or reasons, and take shots in random directions.

I saw a Lowe do that the other day where he was driving into a building, then stopped, did a 90 degree turn, then started driving. Not at full speed, but like 2nd gear and started shooting into random directions. Even when a low HP SU-152 showed up 100m away from him, he would still turn his turret in a random direction and shoot. That same SU-152 was bad as well, as he never shot at the Lowe and just kept running away into a forest. He ended up dying to an Object 704 that was chasing him.

[metacannibal]

How much experience did he earn there? Maybe 100? And ruined the match for everyone else. Hope that fucker gets permabanned.

Do you actually think WG bans or suspends the accounts of campers/bots? It would be nice if they had some sort of three strike rule like with team killing, but I think it's naive to think that terribads are getting culled form our game. If that were true, we'd see less of them, not more. It makes me laugh when other players tell me to enjoy my ban after they reported me for being an asshole. What ban? Oh, I can't type in chat for a week. Big deal! I remember some guy told me that I would be crying after I lost my account I paid so much money for... lol, what money?

I believe the majority of the players dont know that you can report a player directly in game.

[Xiang Jiao]

Making a perfect run though my daily doubles this Sunday, and then I get to the E-50. Time for ten more losses in a row! The biggest noobs are at the highest tiers, I swear to Lenin.

[Dogbeast]

Just had a game with 3x DPUSA in M103's on my team. They all went and encountered a lone T-54. 2 of them died to that T-54, then the T-54 ran away at low HP. The last M103 came back to base to face off against a stock IS-4 (with BL-9) and lost. Checked out their stats and boy they are terrible. Should have known, lol.

From what I bothered to look at, not one has higher than 45% win rate. And their efficiency is just as bad.

http://worldoftanks.com/community/cl..._order_by=role

[Xiang Jiao]

I had a game in the T-43 where I was top tier and decided to play scout. Ran into M5 face first after shooting it, and it didn't die for some reason. I was tracked and so was he so all I could do was sit there waiting for a reload so I could turn him into a wreck. I shoot him dead and then all of a sudden 3 of my 4 crewmen are dead. I'm thinking the Priest got off an unbelievable shot over some houses and knocked me, but I'm at full health. I look and see that a SU-85 hit me and the hit came from behind... I fucking got smacked by friendly fire. Had to use first aid on my driver. I still managed to get three kills and win without commander and gunner, but at the end of the game I got no compensation whatsoever from the SU-85 player. What a fucking crock of sperm-smelling faggot shit.

[Swiss]

Think I'm going to have to enforce a good long break from this game. It's infuriating; the majority of games now someone does something really really stupid.

I can't stand people who don't understand the basics of firing lines e.g. Maybe it's not such a good idea to run blindly into killzones, maybe if you're calling for help you should fall back and draw them into our firing lines, rather than blindly charging into oncoming tanks. And then the have the gall to complain that the rest of the team didn't help.

[Rans]

Battle on Mines:
Our top tanks Vk45, Tiger, KV-1s stay in base without moving. Vk says he doesn't play with polish people. Tiger says that he doesn't want to die to the is-4, KV-1s is just afk. I almost had a stroke.

[dzajic]

Defeat
Battle: Province Tuesday, 24 April, 2012 16:42:00
Vehicle: Type 59
Experience received: 1,194
Credits received: 112,426

I ran out of shells. Friend who platooned me with his T59 got 95+k and died a bit before me. We had managed to climb to their side and killed a lot of them while dishing damage to folks below. Our team... We had one T34 stay in base not doing anything important, and other actually decent who was down and fighting. Enemy had one IS3 at some 400-500hp left in that pocket that is on middle of the field, and Tiger, SU152 and VK36 in the mansion/villa. Our attempt to convince our full hp T34 to come down and help end with him rushing IS3 head on and dying to people camping "upstairs" while getting one single shot in him. So our first T34 with 500hp and BDR-1G try to climb the high path; while abysmally moronic Tiger-P stays behind rocks and walls in top left corner of our base. BDR-1G dies, 3 minutes left on clock, our last T34 tries to go for cap, gets wtfpwned by their campers. They're all tanks go to cap and our Tiger-P goes towards them and gets raped from below. I don't think that he caused a single point of damage trough entire game.


Concerning this game and some others (though with XVM crashing me I have to write down names and check them later) I'm starting to think that 49% folks, even in theory above the average, are still all pretty terrible.

Edit and PS. To make it short. After we died our team had one T34 at full, one T34 at 550hp, Tiger P at full hp and BDR-1G at full hp. They had a IS-3 at 500-600hp, Tiger at 1000, VK36 at 200hp and SU152 at 200-300hp. After IS3 finally dropped our team died to the last man without killing any single one of them. Ok maybe they killed a 200hp KV-1.

[Xiang Jiao]

Vk says he doesn't play with polish people.

I think I'm going to start using this one.

(though with XVM crashing me I have to write down names and check them later)

Fuck, I absolutely hate this when it happens. It will usually have mine, and my platoon mates' scores cached somewhere, but the rest of the teams do not have a score except for possibly one other player whom is also cached. I don't know who to trust when this happens!

[Ashaz]

My last game for today before I decided enough is enough!

Me in IS. top tank.
The whatsitcalld map with a bridge and mountains and shits.

I plow forward on the southern flank and manage to get in behind the bulk of the enemy heavies. pop some TDs from behind aswell. Got myself 5 kills and damages quite a few so I was thinking we were probably doing well.

...wrooooong.

The enemy side only had 5 dead.

My side had one more alive when I died. -_-

[Hel OWeen]

Someone posted this fine player categorization from the WoT forum on another forum in a WoT thread. Made me laugh and cry at the same time.

[Aeolos]

Someone posted this fine player categorization from the WoT forum on another forum in a WoT thread. Made me laugh and cry at the same time.

Ahahaha Cippa