LoL IP/RP Deals

[Sudden]

Commando Jarvan IV Pumps Up A New Sale Posted by Jarvan IV on Mon, 2012-07-16 14:23

Ten hut! Stand at attention, soldiers. You are in the presence of Commando Jarvan IV, elite member of the Demacian Commandos, here to see if you’ve got what it takes to join our ranks. Come on, yordle, climb that wall! You won’t get anywhere up in top lane if you don’t move move MOVE! I’ve seen legs covered in Singed’s Mega Adhesive run through this course faster than this sad bunch. I was airlifted straight from Garen’s elite Brush Training Facility to recruit and all I’ve got to work with are these wash-outs and comedians whose egos are writing checks that their bodies can’t cash!

Leona’s heavy armor and shield weighed her down pretty bad out on the course. Non-Commando-regulation PT gear puts this Solari out of the running. Pick her up for 487 RP.
Kassadin doesn’t seem to understand that he’s supposed to climb the wall, not teleport through it. You think you’re funny, void-man? Drop and give me twenty! You can grab him for 487 RP.
Dr. Mundo is what we call in the Commandos a “liability.” During target practice he was just as likely to throw a cleaver at the man next to him as he was to throw it down range. Maybe he’ll have more luck in the corporate world. Take him away for just 292 RP.

Superb Villain Veigar cackles maniacally every time I call for radio-silence. The first rule of the Commandos is to stop talking when I say to stop talking! Pack up this pompous little mastermind and ship him home for 487 RP.
Tundra Hunter Warwick has got the right idea but loses on execution. Save the tundra camouflage for the winter, werewolf! Pick up this off-season skin for just 260 RP.
Siren Cassiopeia has incredible stopping power in the thick of battle but she can’t correctly wear Jarvan’s Elite Commando Battle Boots, as mandated under Article IV of the Commando Code. If we bend the rules for this slithery soldier than we’re going to have to bend the rules for everyone. Take home this shoeless siren for 487 RP.

Might get the WW skin, always liked it.

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh, I bought Mundo yesterday

[Omega Supreme]

Commando Jarvan IV Pumps Up A New Sale Posted by Jarvan IV on Mon, 2012-07-16 14:23

Ten hut! Stand at attention, soldiers. You are in the presence of Commando Jarvan IV, elite member of the Demacian Commandos, here to see if you’ve got what it takes to join our ranks. Come on, yordle, climb that wall! You won’t get anywhere up in top lane if you don’t move move MOVE! I’ve seen legs covered in Singed’s Mega Adhesive run through this course faster than this sad bunch. I was airlifted straight from Garen’s elite Brush Training Facility to recruit and all I’ve got to work with are these wash-outs and comedians whose egos are writing checks that their bodies can’t cash!

Leona’s heavy armor and shield weighed her down pretty bad out on the course. Non-Commando-regulation PT gear puts this Solari out of the running. Pick her up for 487 RP.
Kassadin doesn’t seem to understand that he’s supposed to climb the wall, not teleport through it. You think you’re funny, void-man? Drop and give me twenty! You can grab him for 487 RP.
Dr. Mundo is what we call in the Commandos a “liability.” During target practice he was just as likely to throw a cleaver at the man next to him as he was to throw it down range. Maybe he’ll have more luck in the corporate world. Take him away for just 292 RP.

Superb Villain Veigar cackles maniacally every time I call for radio-silence. The first rule of the Commandos is to stop talking when I say to stop talking! Pack up this pompous little mastermind and ship him home for 487 RP.
Tundra Hunter Warwick has got the right idea but loses on execution. Save the tundra camouflage for the winter, werewolf! Pick up this off-season skin for just 260 RP.
Siren Cassiopeia has incredible stopping power in the thick of battle but she can’t correctly wear Jarvan’s Elite Commando Battle Boots, as mandated under Article IV of the Commando Code. If we bend the rules for this slithery soldier than we’re going to have to bend the rules for everyone. Take home this shoeless siren for 487 RP.

Might get the WW skin, always liked it.

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh, I bought Mundo yesterday

If it was RP, get a refund from Riot, send in a support ticket. They've done it plenty for people. If it was IP, wouldn't worry much, 1350 ain't shit.

[Omega Supreme]

Sinful Succulence Morgana Sells Cake and Champions Posted by Morgana on Thu, 2012-07-19 14:56

Hello, summoners! Welcome to Malevolent Morsels, my sinful side business. I pride myself on creating delectable delicacies infused with extract of vengeful rage. I recommend feeding a succulent slice of the Fallen Angel Food Cake to those who have wronged you - they’ll enjoy an especially agonizing aftertaste.

Baked goods and vengeance go hand in hand in my book, so it’s no surprise the League’s champions are eager to get their hands on my painful pastries to gift to their enemies. Some customers, however, don’t follow my rules. And for that, they shall suffer a sale.

Maokai tried to steal a cookie from the oven and set his branches on fire; no mercy for the insipid, so take him for 487 RP.
Zilean and his meddlesome clocks interfered with my baking timers and all my cookies are ruined; reap my revenge and fast-forward him to another time zone for 292 RP.
Ziggs deflated my sinister soufflé with his hostile hexplosives; don’t dally and take his bombs away for 487 RP.

Darkrider Sejuani seemed to be a gracious, culinarily refined customer, but I saw her feeding my tarts to a boar; I’d like to bake the boar into a delicious meat pie, but I’ll save my ingredients if you buy them both for 487 RP.
Road Warrior Miss Fortune didn’t heed my warnings barring concealed weapons from my bakery, so she’ll feast on roadkill instead; confiscate her guns for 260 RP.
Baron Von Veigar insisted I wasn’t using the highest quality organic ingredients and failed to leave a tip; let his worth be judged for 487 RP.

I am growing weary of these trifling offenders. This sale will go from July 20 until July 24. Then, I shall have my revenge.

[filingo]

whats with all the veigar skins on sale

shit sale btw

[Drachenlord]

Friends! Acquaintances! Snacks! It is I, Gentleman Cho’Gath. It is my pleasure to welcome you back to my dastardly parlor. As you have probably already surmised, my humble invitation and request for your company was merely a thinly veiled ruse to bring you within Feasting distance. Ah, “range,” as you quaint fellows say. As a gentleman, however, I would never Vorpal Spike a guest in the back. Wait, what?! You don’t want to be eaten? Preposterous!

We are at an impasse, friend. It is in my nature to feast, you see, and no amount of velvet smoking jackets or high-quality cigars can change that very fact. Ah, I have it! A gentlemen’s agreement. If you can present me with a more refined, more distinguished snack option other than your own succulent self, then I shall spare your life. Let’s begin, shall we? Oh ho!

The first course shall be… Cho’Gath?! How dare you suggest my unrefined, undignified self? I have no choice but to strongly reject your crass attempt at humor and discount my common counterpart to just 292 RP. How embarrassing… for you!
While I appreciate the suggestion, Orianna would make a delectable delight but-for the very fact that she is made of metal. Do you take my dapper demeanor for that of a fool?! Take her away for 487 RP.
Ah, Lee Sin, the Blind Monk. An excellent choice to Feast on, assuredly. He would never see it coming! I must decline, however, as he kicks all of the way down. Bad for the digestion, you see. You can have him for just 487 RP.




Boneclaw Shyvana would make a terrific treat… for a pauper in his stew! I expect my meals deboned, not stabbing into my sensible and refined palette. I can demand such things, you know. Remove her from my sight for 487 RP.
When you suggested Forsaken Olaf for my meal my monocle popped off and landed directly in my very expensive scotch. Not only have you ruined my 66’ single malt, but I want nothing to do with this vicious Viking. Have him for 260 RP.
I came across a fascinating exhibit at the local history museum featuring Pharaoh Nidalee and am appalled you would suggest that I consume such a priceless artifact. She belongs in a museum, you uncultured swine! Add her to your own rare collection for just 487 RP.


These discounts shall only last from July 24 to July 27, so be sure to seize this opportunity and act post-haste. It seems, however, that all of your suggestions failed to sate my urbane and refined appetite. As per our prior agreement, I happily and eagerly await your acquiescence and imminent demise. Cheerio! OM-NOM-NOM-NOMNOMNOMNOM!!!!

[Raxxman]

Orianna is a maybe, but she's cheap IPwise as well. + I'm back in Oz and really should just play on my US account (want to buy server transfers)

Ho hum

[Omega Supreme]

http://na.leagueoflegends.com/news/b...99gath-sighted

Warning! This mechanical menace has been sighted stomping through nearby cities and battlefields, crushing anyone and everything in his destructive path! Metal is, indeed, perfection.

Battlecast Prime Cho’Gath will be available soon for the Legendary Skin price of 1820 RP.

Man was really hoping for a 975 skin but I guess I can understand it was necessary.

[Sudden]

http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/....php?t=2429150

Dudes!

There are some totally gnarly waves out there today. Last week it was so low tide that this beach was drier than Shurima Desert, but now there’s waves so huge that everybody’s doing airs and just killing it. No flat seas this week – it’s totally cranking! Just watch out for the chop or you’ll get worked. Mix, mix, swirl, dude!

Oh man, but some of these champions have way too big of an ego. Like, I’ve seen some of them paddling out there to some real epic sets off on the horizon. Not today bros! You fall off your board, and it’s the big wipeout – you’re going on sale!

Divine Soraka is way overdressed for this party. Sorry, babe, but the dress won’t cut it out on the surf. Where are your flippy-floppies? Keep her off the waves for 487 RP.
Lil’ Slugger Trundle showed up in the wrong gear. This ain’t baseball, dude, leave the bat at home next time. Get him back to the dugout for 260 RP.
Mad Scientist Ziggs tried to use explosives to get some extra swell. Sick wave dude, but careful not to lose the tube or you’ll take your dirty lickings! When he surfaces you can pick him up for 487 RP.

Blitzcrank is just way too huge for the pipe! Sorry big guy, but you’re not fitting in that barrel no matter how deep you get. Get him off the beach before he rusts for 487 RP!
Veigar is totally twisted, dude. He was charging right into those waves to shoot the peak when his board split right in half. Don’t break your stick, man! You’ll find him down by the surf shop for 292 RP.
If Swain didn’t walk with a limp before, he totes will after the wipeout he just took. He tried to shoot the pier and ate it right into one of the pylons! You can find him with the paramedics for 487 RP.

You should definitely get on board with this awesome sale, but we’re only going to be out here on the beach from August 3 till August 6. Hit the waves before the weather goes bad!

[Kanv]

http://na.leagueoflegends.com/news/b...99gath-sighted

Warning! This mechanical menace has been sighted stomping through nearby cities and battlefields, crushing anyone and everything in his destructive path! Metal is, indeed, perfection.

Battlecast Prime Cho’Gath will be available soon for the Legendary Skin price of 1820 RP.

Man was really hoping for a 975 skin but I guess I can understand it was necessary.

Are they saying that it's priced like a Legendary, but not actually one?

[Voulture]

What exactly does make a skin Legendary though?

[Venec]

New voiceovers I guess?

[Drachenlord]

New voiceovers I guess?

For the latest ones it seems, yeah...they got rid of the ones that didn't...

Also seems to have something to do with little animations or a different model altogether like this Cho skin



Posted with my Samsung Galaxy SIII

[Omega Supreme]

Battlecast Prime Cho'Gath is now active on NA.

[Sudden]

Battlecast Prime Cho'Gath is now active on NA.

His /dance is awesome

[Omega Supreme]

Groovy Zilean's Far-Out Pizza Party and Sale Posted by Zilean on Mon, 2012-08-06 14:47

Did you just feel that? The space-time continuum, man! My groovy time travelling buddies were supposed to come over and help me polish off all of this extra pizza I ordered. Guess my eyes were way bigger than my stomach – must be all that speeding up and slowing down of time. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’ll finish it off when it tastes better in the morning, whenever that is…

Whoa. Rewind that thought! I just had, like, the greatest idea of all time, man. I know champions, you know champions. Let’s spread this pizza love around with our buddies, dude! You tell me who is chill and we’ll invite them over to nosh at a far-out pizza party, and I’ll put them on sale. I totally have the power to do that.

Vayne’s one cool cat, man. She never bogarts minion kills in bottom lane and lets ol’ Groovy Zilean take a last hit or two. Support is all about sharing and love, ya dig? 487 RP.
So, like, Kennen’s a little mouse dude or something? What’s up with that? Hey little mouse dude! I bet he loves pizza. I can’t get over this little ninja! 487 RP.
Tryndamere and I made a late night burger run to bottom lane and ran into some gnarly teamfights totally harshing our burger buzz. He puts away a lot of burgers. 292 RP.

Headhunter Master Yi is one zen professional. Once I saw that guy drink five whole red sodas in one go, man. That stuff is from another world. 487 RP.
Commando Lux wears that green uniform proud – she’s an elite commando! Always welcome in Laboratory de Zilean. 487 RP.
Frosted Ezreal hooked me up with a totally holistic treatment for my chrono-displasia that he uncovered on an expedition, so he’s always cool for a Groovy Zilean pizza-fest. 260 RP.

Been waiting for those Yi and Lux skins to go on sale.

[Omega Supreme]

Prepare yourselves, summoners!

We’re out on tour in support of our new album Gankgrinder, and all the Pentakillers are going crazy. We’re pushing new boundaries with a totally merciless brand of metal on this one, and the new record is poised to raise the bar on brutality forever. We’ve laid down even crunchier bass lines and denser instrumentals than our previous cuts, Respawn Awaits or Seasons in Summoner’s Rift. These new tracks will take you down to the darkest depths and then sink you even lower.

We’re hearing reports that a record number of fans are being trampled to death out there in the pit. How delightfully painful! Still, our label insists that we eject the most destructive perpetrators for the sake of our legal defense. I see a few champions out there causing havoc. Maybe it’s time for them to go on sale!

Iron Solari Leona is so metal that she’s practically made of iron, but her Solar Flares are competing with the pyrotechnics. It’s time for her to light up somebody else’s stage. Book her for your concert for 487 RP.
High Noon Twisted Fate looks like he showed up to the wrong concert. There’s no blue grass on this stage, cowboy, only enough metal to make you wish you stayed out to pasture. Give this country boy a ride home for 487 RP.
Sewn Chaos Orianna clearly got all dolled up for the show, but she didn’t buy a ticket for her ball. No freeloaders at this sold out arena! You can take her and her plus one for 260 RP.




Singed tried to bring his own drinks into the venue. If you expect to get that past the bouncers you’re going to need to bring a smaller flask next time. You can find him emptying his drink out back for 292 RP.
Fiora got stopped at the metal detector for trying to smuggle a three foot blade into the club. Leave the rapier at home next time – it’s not exactly subtle. You can find her curbside for 487 RP.
Karthus got arrested mid-set for biting the head off a yordle that somebody tossed onto the stage. You can post his bail for 487 RP.




It’s time to shred, summoners! Tickets to this show are only on sale from August 10 until August 13, so get in line now before you have to deal with the scalpers.

[Voulture]

New sale sucks. Subterranean naut, warmonger sion, ravager nocturne. Corki, J4, Sejuani.

[Xeuras]

Meh, I took the opportunity to pick up Sejuani. Not the best, but may as well.

[Kanv]

Wasn't that noct skin on sale recently?

[Omega Supreme]

Wasn't that noct skin on sale recently?

Frozen Terror was, not Ravager. They haven't put Void Nocturne out on sale in a long time either.