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[Vortex]

Outback Renekton Delivers Skins and Champions Sale Posted by Renekton on Thu, 2012-07-05 15:40

(Corporate Mundo here, testing new spokesmen for skins and champions sale. Today he grab Outback Renekton to tell you about latest sale. Pay attention cash bags! Gator man only get one shot at this!)

G'day summoners! Mundo's holdin' me wife and little ones hostage until I tell you about our new skins and champions, so I'm on me best behavior! It reminds me of the time I was stalking the elusive Cho'Gath in the wilds of the bot lane. That little bugger had me cornered and almost fricasseed my wallaby if you follow! Never, never, never confront a wild Cho'Gath in his chosen territory. When you hear those nom-nom-noms, it means he's poised for the kill, and his Vorpal Spikes really leave a mark.

Okay, Mundo's tellin' me to get on with it. He's also poundin' on the table with his cleaver which I do not want to get in front of. Y'see, the average Mundo sports this massive cleaver and when he spots his prey he smashes it down in a… right, this is me, getting' on with it.

Feast your eyes on the wide array of critters on sale this week!

Riven the Exile helps keep enemies at bay; you can find her outside of the wild for 487 RP.
Udyr has been invaluable on me expeditions into the wild. He wrestles the beastie into submission while I watch him and tell jokes! He'll serve as your guide for 487 RP.
Lux's legacy of light is perfect for findin' your way outta the bush. It's less perfect when you're tryin' to sneak up on a sleeping Kog'Maw and she shines it right in its eyes. Pick her up for 487 RP.

Sorceress Lux is a bit too girly for life out in the bush. Of course, the last time I told her that, she rooted me in place and left me for the dingoes. You can have her for 260 RP.
Midnight Ahri uses natural camouflage to blend in to her surroundings. Makes it awful awkward when you trod right on top of her. Buy her for 487 RP.
Vindicator Vayne can hunt in even the most adverse conditions. Makes her awful handy when you're being stalked by creatures from the Outer Void. You can have her for 487 RP.

Been waiting for that Vayne skin to go on sale. Liked it more than Aristocrat for the launch skins.

Ohhh I've been waiting for both Riven and Midnight Ahri skin to go on sale. Tempted to buy lux, though she is only 3k IP so maybe I should not spend RP on her even on sale. Vindicator vayne is also tempting...

[Hehulk]

Rivens really damned stronk right?

[TroN]

Rivens really damned stronk right?

Yes, she is excellent in both Jungle and Top lane. Well worth getting. Can carry a team if she gets fed.

[Omega Supreme]

Corporate Mundo not feel so good after company retreat. Mundo take peons to favorite dive bar down street from office last night and not remember much. Lady keep asking Rammus if table want more drinks. Rammus keep saying “OK!” Now Mundo stuck with tab and hangover? Mundo angry! He wake up at desk and find peon employees laughing at embarrassing picture of Mundo on Facebook. MUNDO HATE BEING TAGGED IN PICTURES. Also where Mundo’s pants?

INTERN-SLAVE! Bring Mundo fizzy water in glass for headache. Mundo saw that work in movie.

Mundo have great idea! Mundo also have embarrassing pictures of peons on Corporate Mundo camera phone! Mundo know how to use social media Internets too. Humiliate peons with stupid stories and give you discount! That teach idiots to tag photos of angry boss!

Volibear is bear. You think bear could drink, but bear lightweight. HAD TO PUT BEAR ON BUS! You take bus bear for 487 RP.
LeBlanc dance with Corporate Mundo last night. Mundo think coworker LeBlanc good employee, but dance embarrassing. Mundo put on Internets and make fortune when video go viral. Get for 487 RP.
Teemo always move quick and beat Mundo to front of bar line. Mundo no like waiting! You take for 292 RP.




Full Machine Viktor not allowed in most establishments when out with peon coworkers. Now he in impound lot with cars. HA HA CAR-MAN. NOW YOU ON SALE. Tow away for 487 RP.
Tango Twisted Fate think he ladies’ man. NO. Rose not fooling anyone and not as good dancer as Corporate Mundo. Get mediocre dancer for 487 RP.
Bird of Prey Anivia say she fly south for winter. IT NOT WINTER HERE! Bird lie to get out of Corporate Mundo Corporate Embarrassing Entrapment night. Mundo give you bird for 260 RP.

[Sudden]

Corporate Mundo not feel so good after company retreat. Mundo take peons to favorite dive bar down street from office last night and not remember much. Lady keep asking Rammus if table want more drinks. Rammus keep saying “OK!” Now Mundo stuck with tab and hangover? Mundo angry! He wake up at desk and find peon employees laughing at embarrassing picture of Mundo on Facebook. MUNDO HATE BEING TAGGED IN PICTURES. Also where Mundo’s pants?

INTERN-SLAVE! Bring Mundo fizzy water in glass for headache. Mundo saw that work in movie.

Mundo have great idea! Mundo also have embarrassing pictures of peons on Corporate Mundo camera phone! Mundo know how to use social media Internets too. Humiliate peons with stupid stories and give you discount! That teach idiots to tag photos of angry boss!

Volibear is bear. You think bear could drink, but bear lightweight. HAD TO PUT BEAR ON BUS! You take bus bear for 487 RP.
LeBlanc dance with Corporate Mundo last night. Mundo think coworker LeBlanc good employee, but dance embarrassing. Mundo put on Internets and make fortune when video go viral. Get for 487 RP.
Teemo always move quick and beat Mundo to front of bar line. Mundo no like waiting! You take for 292 RP.




Full Machine Viktor not allowed in most establishments when out with peon coworkers. Now he in impound lot with cars. HA HA CAR-MAN. NOW YOU ON SALE. Tow away for 487 RP.
Tango Twisted Fate think he ladies’ man. NO. Rose not fooling anyone and not as good dancer as Corporate Mundo. Get mediocre dancer for 487 RP.
Bird of Prey Anivia say she fly south for winter. IT NOT WINTER HERE! Bird lie to get out of Corporate Mundo Corporate Embarrassing Entrapment night. Mundo give you bird for 260 RP.

Hmm, may have to pick up Anivia.

[Omega Supreme]

That's the skin, not the champ if you didn't see it at first. That's probably her best skin though. And if you're American, you can go AMERICA FUCK YEAH all the time.

[Sudden]

That's the skin, not the champ if you didn't see it at first. That's probably her best skin though. And if you're American, you can go AMERICA FUCK YEAH all the time.

Damn, don't have the champ =/

[Omega Supreme]

IIRC she got price slashed to 3150 so you can pick her up if you got the IP.

[Omega Supreme]

Foxfire Ahri and Glacial Malphite now active on NA.

[Omega Supreme]

Mundo unhappy with crime rate in corporate town! Burglars break into restaurant where chef prepare food at table. MUNDO LIKE ONION VOLCANO! Town council say Mundo “contribute to problem with growing unemployment.” Mundo show them. Appoint new sheriff to deal with troublemakers.

Howdy, summoners!

Some of your favorite champions have been busy little bees this week and wound up on the most wanted list. These regular scoundrels have been very bad indeed! Unfortunately, I’m a bit under the gun, so any information on the whereabouts of these dangerous fugitives would make me a very happy sheriff. You might even score a cupcake for your trouble.

So many bad guys, so little time.

Sandstorm Katarina thinks that she can shake me off by going to ground in rough terrain. Luckily for me, I love a good chase. You can get hot on her trail for 487 RP.
Nightblade Irelia tried to break into the sheriff’s office last night. Unfortunately for her, I can spot form-fitting leather in low light conditions. You can get the cuffs on her for 260 RP.
Hextech Singed is wanted in connection with a whole slew of environmental crimes. You can put a stopper in his schemes for 487 RP.

Wukong is suspected of aggravated assault on the local banana vendor. 487 RP should spell an end to his monkey business.
Gragas is up for yet another drunken disorderly after challenging the entire bar to a drinking contest. There were no survivors. You can fish him out of the drunk tank for 487 RP.
Janna has proven to be a flight risk, and unfortunately this outlaw is now in the wind. 292 RP ought to be enough to clip her wings.

These outlaws will only be in my jurisdiction from 13th through the 17th of July, so be sure to claim your bounty before then. Don’t let them outrun the long gun of the law!

[Omega Supreme]

Summoners!

Starting 11:59 PM PDT Tuesday July 17th, the Legendary Skins listed below will be retired from the store and added to the Legacy Skin vault. They will still be purchasable until that time, and players who have purchased these skins prior to their retirement will still be able to use them in game.

Magnificent Twisted Fate
Red Baron Corki
Annie in Wonderland
Firefighter Tristana
Alien Invader Heimerdinger

Nothing yet about whether or not they'll be price slashed.

I would expect other legendaries pre-Demonblade Tryndamere to be retired too, or overhauled.

[Sudden]

WTB: Infernal Alistar release

[Raxxman]

WTB: Infernal Alistar release

I also want to add that the Glacial Malph skin is amazing.

[Omega Supreme]

Got Foxfire Ahri myself, holding out on no more skin buys until Exalted Cassiopeia is out. Apparently that's the name of the Greek launch skin.

God damn does that skin look awesome.

[dynamical]

WTB: Infernal Alistar release

I read that as "internal affairs alistar"

[Omega Supreme]

Speaking of which, Infernal Alistar and Scorched Earth Xerath are available.

[Raxxman]

Speaking of which, Infernal Alistar and Scorched Earth Xerath are available.

not on EU, they're around but not availabe

[Omega Supreme]

Speaking of which, Infernal Alistar and Scorched Earth Xerath are available.

not on EU, they're around but not availabe

Strange. Generally when something's available on NA, EUW has it before them.

[Raxxman]

Speaking of which, Infernal Alistar and Scorched Earth Xerath are available.

not on EU, they're around but not availabe

Strange. Generally when something's available on NA, EUW has it before them.

up now!

[Omega Supreme]

Commando Jarvan IV Pumps Up A New Sale Posted by Jarvan IV on Mon, 2012-07-16 14:23

Ten hut! Stand at attention, soldiers. You are in the presence of Commando Jarvan IV, elite member of the Demacian Commandos, here to see if you’ve got what it takes to join our ranks. Come on, yordle, climb that wall! You won’t get anywhere up in top lane if you don’t move move MOVE! I’ve seen legs covered in Singed’s Mega Adhesive run through this course faster than this sad bunch. I was airlifted straight from Garen’s elite Brush Training Facility to recruit and all I’ve got to work with are these wash-outs and comedians whose egos are writing checks that their bodies can’t cash!

Leona’s heavy armor and shield weighed her down pretty bad out on the course. Non-Commando-regulation PT gear puts this Solari out of the running. Pick her up for 487 RP.
Kassadin doesn’t seem to understand that he’s supposed to climb the wall, not teleport through it. You think you’re funny, void-man? Drop and give me twenty! You can grab him for 487 RP.
Dr. Mundo is what we call in the Commandos a “liability.” During target practice he was just as likely to throw a cleaver at the man next to him as he was to throw it down range. Maybe he’ll have more luck in the corporate world. Take him away for just 292 RP.

Superb Villain Veigar cackles maniacally every time I call for radio-silence. The first rule of the Commandos is to stop talking when I say to stop talking! Pack up this pompous little mastermind and ship him home for 487 RP.
Tundra Hunter Warwick has got the right idea but loses on execution. Save the tundra camouflage for the winter, werewolf! Pick up this off-season skin for just 260 RP.
Siren Cassiopeia has incredible stopping power in the thick of battle but she can’t correctly wear Jarvan’s Elite Commando Battle Boots, as mandated under Article IV of the Commando Code. If we bend the rules for this slithery soldier than we’re going to have to bend the rules for everyone. Take home this shoeless siren for 487 RP.

Might get the WW skin, always liked it.